Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:09.81]Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass [00:13.68]There's no way we're gonna slow it down. [00:17.69]You say we've gotta treasure each moment [00:21.57]Who knows how long we're gonna be around? [00:25.70]Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short, [00:29.72]And it's hard to disagree with what you say. [00:33.66]But, if time is so precious why you wastin' mine? [00:37.36]Cause I'm always reading; always deleting [00:41.70]Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way! [00:47.84]Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes, [00:57.15]Well I don't need tons of cringe-inducing puns, [01:06.12]No, it isn't OK if you brighten my day [01:10.69]With some cut-and-pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry. [01:16.17]And I didn't request a personality test. [01:33.66]You're sending virus-laden, bandwidth-hogging attachments [01:38.20]To every single person you know. [01:42.17]You pass around a link to some dumb thing on Youtube [01:46.12]That everybody else already saw 3 years ago. [01:50.11]And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never that amusing to me. [01:59.69]And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends [02:03.81]But I have high hopes, someone'll point you towards Snopes [02:07.90]And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly. [02:13.56]No, I don't want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul. [02:22.90]Send more top ten lists and I'll slash my wrists [02:26.93]Please, stop forwarding that crap to me [02:31.56]Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant [02:35.71]And I don't want the Nieman-Marcus cookie recipe. [02:41.41]Won't you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain. [02:50.92]Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat! [02:56.74]Now tell me, in what alternate reality would I care about something like that? [03:02.55]And, by the way, your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin! [03:07.03]Mister Rogers never fought the Viet Cong! [03:10.35]And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing. [03:14.03]And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me [03:17.60]if I don't pass your letter along!! [03:21.03]Well I know you're wishin' I will sign your petition [03:26.26]But, stop forwarding that crap to me [03:29.79]And I don't wanna read your series of conspiracy theories [03:34.61]Just stop forwarding that crap to me [03:38.80]And your 2 million loser friends all have my address now [03:43.39]Cause you never figured out the way to BCC [03:50.75]Now, I gotta insist... [03:54.83]Take me off your list! [04:16.19]Stop forwarding that crap to me (Just stop it now.) [04:20.08]Stop forwarding that crap to me (Oh, nooo) [04:23.67]Stop forwarding that crap to me [04:27.29]Stop forwarding that crap to me (I can't take it!) [04:31.04]Stop forwarding that crap to me (Ah, Please!) [04:38.23]Stop forwarding that crap to me (You gotta stop!) [04:41.91]Stop forwarding that crap to me (Right NOW!) [04:48.94]Stop forwarding that crap to me (I'm not kidding!) [04:55.09]At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP! [04:59.77]STOP! (Sending me that) [05:03.18]CRAP! (I don't want it!) [05:06.19]Don't send it to me! No, don't send it to me [05:09.59]Stop forwarding that crap to me (Just stop!) [05:16.48][05:13.15][02:45.44][02:18.23][01:20.50][01:01.58][00:52.44][04:45.46][04:52.42][04:34.63][04:12.47][04:08.68][04:04.87][03:59.12]Stop forwarding that crap to me [05:22.55]To me [05:26.87][05:20.31][01:26.21]