TMZ (Parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift)-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:06.929]You're sort of famous [00:08.569]A minor celebrity [00:10.913]And so it only makes sense [00:12.679]The world would be [00:14.429]Obsessed with every [00:17.507]Single thing you do [00:21.132]They're running 'round [00:22.475]With their camcorders in the night [00:25.042]They're lurking patiently [00:26.382]And hoping that they just might [00:28.586]See something real embarrassing [00:32.006]You do [00:35.254]The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt [00:38.903]That's the story that [00:40.617]They're gonna feature [00:42.445]With exclusive pics [00:43.868]Of your flabby behind [00:45.755]You think you're all alone [00:47.288]But that's right when you'll find [00:49.256]A bunch of paparazzi [00:51.030]Popping out of nowhere [00:53.099]Cameras in your face [00:55.305]And then suddenly [00:58.865]You're on TMZ [01:02.490]You're on TMZ [01:07.388]Following you [01:08.756]When you're walking down the street [01:11.152]And asking stupid questions [01:12.603]While you're trying to eat [01:14.808]So you cover your face [01:16.633]Thinking to yourself [01:18.553]"Hey, isn't this creepy?" “ [01:21.509]And they're out there praying [01:23.291]You'll have a big meltdown [01:25.415]And take 'em on a little car chase [01:27.819]Through this whole town [01:29.164]They'll be there with you [01:30.462]When you're going to jail [01:32.476]First on the scene [01:33.476]For every wardrobe fail [01:35.819]You just picked up some transvestite [01:39.356]Seconds later [01:41.010]It's up on the website [01:42.848]Get a vegas wedding [01:44.614]A quickie divorce [01:45.806]And they'll be [01:46.788]Sneaking in [01:47.676]Snapping pictures, of course [01:49.537]And if they ever catch you [01:51.611]Picking your nose [01:53.147]Or storming down the street [01:55.301]On a drunken spree [01:59.190]You're on TMZ [02:04.148]Stalking you, just waiting by your front door [02:07.753]Trailing you through [02:09.555]Airport security [02:13.614]They were TMZ [02:17.128]They were TMZ [02:19.474]"We caught this oscar nominee picking up DOG POOP “ [02:22.486]Is that a baby back there? [02:23.723]I pronounce you guilty, of leaving the house while FAT [02:26.176]Look Who's drinking COFFEE [02:28.209]Everything celebrities do is FASCINATING" [02:31.037]Oh, let me tell you [02:32.471]It's getting to the point [02:33.972]Where a famous person can't [02:35.677]Even get a D.U.I [02:37.490]Or go on a racist rant [02:39.456]Those guys are all around [02:41.095]So you really shouldn't dare [02:42.943]Go to every club in town [02:45.124]If you've lost your underwear [02:48.387]Seems that every single time [02:50.653]A star decides to shave their head [02:53.501]Or ram their car into a tree [02:57.971]They're on TMZ [03:02.793]If they catch you peeing in the bushes [03:06.432]Later on, that night [03:08.946]Well, I guarantee [03:12.072]You're on TMZ [03:15.657]You're on TMZ [03:19.276]You're on TMZ [03:22.248]Every single celebrity [03:26.179]Knows they're gonna be [03:30.056]They're on TMZ