If That Isn't Love-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:05.48]Ooh yeah [00:08.03]Oh [00:11.91]I'm your shelter from the storm [00:14.48]You'll know I'll always have your back [00:16.78]I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack [00:22.03]I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on [00:27.73]And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn [00:32.10]And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder [00:38.04]When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder [00:43.16]And if that isn't love [00:49.04]If that isn't love [00:54.10]If that isn't love [00:57.67]I don't know what love is [01:00.17]Nanananananana nanananano I guess I don't know [01:05.17]Nanananananana [01:09.04]Ahhhh listen now [01:11.17]There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator [01:15.42]I could've finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later [01:21.04]And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame [01:25.48]And I'll make sure to call you baby everytime I forget your name [01:31.85]I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat [01:36.67]Cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that [01:41.92]And if that isn't love [01:47.79]If that isn't love [01:53.11]If that isn't love [01:56.54]I don't know what love is [01:58.24]Nanananananana nananana well then I don't know [02:03.64]Nananannananna [02:06.01]Oh no [02:08.13]Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia! [02:11.89]Well I still adore you [02:13.96]I'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast [02:17.09]And I can't stand omelettes [02:19.34]After I take a bath, [02:20.90]If it's still warm I'll leave the water in there for you [02:24.34]I'll give you my word [02:26.40]You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd [02:31.90]Everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing [02:37.97]You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging [02:42.09]If you get drunk and pass out I'll never Sharpie up your face [02:48.66]And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place [02:54.22]I totally support every idiotic thing you do [02:58.41]And I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you [03:04.78]And if that isn't love [03:10.47]If that isn't love [03:15.78]If that isn't love [03:18.41]I don't know what love is [03:21.16]Nanananananana no I don't know what love is [03:26.04]Nanananananana well I don't know what love is [03:34.29]I don't know what love is