High School Party (Girl)-Bo Burnham

[00:00.000] [00:13.145] High school party, senior year [00:15.377] Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer [00:17.878] I like soda, where's the soda? [00:20.246]Am I the only ****ing person here that likes soda? [00:22.801] I see you from across the crowd [00:24.492] I said the party is bumpin' and the music is loud [00:27.336] You're really drunk and you're lookin' sad [00:29.728] It's like a date rape ad [00:31.755] Girl, then we start to dance and [00:34.228] Girl, baby this is romance [00:36.729] Girl, I'm startin' to grow down below [00:39.031]****, why did I wear sweatpants? [00:40.951] Girl, you're body's like what [00:42.975] Conjunction junction that's a fine ass, but [00:45.621] I'm like a cashew in a lollipop [00:47.436] Just keep suckin' 'til you get to the nut [00:49.504] And I said let's rob an Asian kitchen [00:52.617] Or stroll down the block [00:54.830] Either way girl, we're takin' a wok (walk) ...Nothing? [00:58.998] You're gonna love me the way my uncle did [01:01.363] Except you're not gonna go to court for doin' it [01:04.238] Be a guillotine or my girl instead [01:07.710] Either way, you're givin' me head [01:09.511] I'm gonna love you, baby the right way [01:11.732] Shawty with a body lookin' hotty when I say girl [01:18.877] When I say girl [01:25.109] We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter [01:29.211] Why's it called dry h**ping if I always need a towel after? [01:33.731] You spread your naked legs and I see that wound that never healed [01:37.779] Even though you're yellin' for me, I can tell your lips are sealed [01:42.226] We're both aware of my e******n, you ask if I have protection [01:46.328] I say [01:47.746] "Well no, I tried to buy 'em once, I was in the convenience store, my old babysitter walked in and I had to hide them near the Tic-Tac's, I was so embarrassed, I peed myself a little bit" [01:55.655] Girl, ooh girl [02:00.855] [02:05.060] Insert a euphemism [02:06.562] A sexy mental prism [02:07.676] Increase my pelvic rhythm [02:08.705] Fill you with my syllogism [02:10.036] I know your body and I know how to please you [02:12.075] Don't thank me, thank Wikipedia [02:14.424] Guys don't go down, well I am- [02:16.867]What the **** is that? [02:17.752] I should have brought my diagram [02:19.457] Ooh, did you feel that? [02:21.886] That was an educated guess [02:24.235] Ooh, did you feel that? [02:26.519] Uh, that one was a sneeze, my bad [02:29.444] High school party, senior year [02:31.714] None of that happened cause I wasn't invited [02:34.250]