Sunday School-Bo Burnham

[00:00.000] [00:02.867] Alright kids uh welcome to your first Sunday school class alright let’s get right into it okay? [00:07.115] Okay [00:08.634] Did you know that Jesus died on the cross, just to keep you from masturbating? [00:21.297] And did you know that prior to 1960, he frowned on interracial dating? [00:35.051] Well my name is Bobby Johnson [00:41.190] And I teach about god’s loving wrath [00:47.472] And though I try to live by the Bible, and what it says [00:54.297] I think I might’ve stumbled from the path [00:59.583] Because I’m gay for Jesus, creator of all good [01:06.043] A charitable carpenter, that’s why he’s given me wood [01:12.678] I’m gay for Jesus, let the people rejoice [01:18.606] But it’s not about lust, I don’t want to nail him, that was a poor word choice [01:25.271] Did you know Satan wears a cape made out of a rainbow flag? [01:37.331] And did you know that Jesus hates abortions, unless the kid was a f... jew? [01:50.660] Well I try to live by the Bible [01:56.592] But it tells me that my thoughts aren't right [02:02.684] But those particular pages might be stuck together [02:09.208] From the little bit of sinning I did last night [02:14.715] Because they told me to love Jesus, I chose an alternative route [02:20.931] Well I was so sad when he was in that cave but I was thrilled when he came out [02:26.824] Well I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace [02:33.375] I said pour you love all over me, but please aim away from my face