3.14 Apple Pi-Bo Burnham

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Bo Burnham [00:02.097]Let's do this [00:06.569]Yeah, yeah, yeah [00:07.871]Yo, yo, wassup? [00:09.586]Word to my n-words [00:13.062]Don't got bros, don't hang in the streets [00:14.995]I don't beat my hoes, I only beat my meat, yeah [00:17.519]Don't womanize, 'cause you know it's true [00:19.290]That when you look in their eyes, you see they're people too [00:21.448]Mother effin' suffrage [00:25.359]I said, mother effin' suffrage [00:30.935]You know I'm a gangster, you know I do Coke [00:33.116]But I had to go to Diet, 'cause it burnt my throat [00:35.394]I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life [00:37.534]Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike [00:40.401]Yeah [00:43.439]I said, the car is my bike [00:49.699]Yo, yo [00:50.219]3.14 apple pi [00:51.962]I say, I whip it out, I clean it off, I stick it in her eye [00:54.817]And by "it" I mean contact lens [00:58.436]It must have got dirty [01:02.517]Yo, yo, yo [01:03.474]3.14 apple pi [01:05.518]I got rhymes and flows that make Hitler cry [01:07.857]George Bush won't, he'll just yell and rant [01:09.951]But he's a presi-don't who Ameri-can't [01:12.937]Oh my Lord [01:14.846]The kid is, uh, he is clever [01:16.923]Come on, give it to him [01:21.107]I spit gangster hymns, 'cause I'm a gangster straight [01:23.527]I think of 20-inch rims when I ********** [01:25.727]We're gonna be late, there's no time to waste [01:27.951]'Cause the girls that I date, have a particular taste [01:30.897]The taste of my wiener [01:33.762]The taste of my wiener [01:38.488]Yo [01:39.412]3.14 apple pi [01:41.279]Why was I born White? No one quite knows why [01:44.028]Gangsters sell their rocks, I got a collection [01:46.165]You couldn't get a rise out of a yeast infection [01:48.466]Oh, what does that mean? [01:51.473]Yeast rises [01:57.938]Yo [01:58.390]I'm a lyrical heretic, but I'll make you laugh [02:00.642]I'll hit you with rhetoric, then I cut you in half [02:02.748]I don't need to be a clown, I don't need to be nice [02:04.866]How 'bout you sit down, and I serve you a slice [02:08.005]Of my 3.14 apple pi [02:10.483]My voice is so smokey, it'll make you high [02:16.129]Yo [02:16.579]Here's a confession, it's all about me [02:18.787]Here's my impression of a broken jet ski [02:21.312]Pu-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, [02:24.738]Fill me with gas [02:26.375]I’m a jet ski [02:31.087]Here come the puns, here come the puns [02:33.418]Here come the puns, here come the puns [02:38.784]All you little thugs wanna mess with me? [02:40.713]Know that I been doin' drugs since the age of three [02:43.235]I took my cereal, stabbed it open with a knife [02:45.414]Snorted that shit and I got high on Life [02:50.437]Yo [02:50.845]A guy asked me for change, sayin' my mind was too dense [02:53.325]I said, "You won't make cents if you don't make sense" [02:56.089]Ah, look at that [02:58.223]Big finale... let’s hit it [03:01.363]You know I flow and show it, you know that Bo know it [03:03.503]Yo, your lawn I'll grow it and mow it, 'cause he's a show poet [03:05.777]Yo, my rims be spinnin', I winnin', like Adam, I be sinnin' [03:08.116]Potato skinnin' and knittin' and separate those linens [03:10.484]In my eyes you see flies, and though you people try [03:12.607]Just to disguise all your lies, but, baby, I be wise [03:14.869]Know I did it and shit it, your brothers couldn't hit it [03:17.144]Then you try to rid it, too late! I already spit it [03:20.492]Patooey [03:23.047]I already spit it [03:27.174]I said, apple pi