H-O-a-R-Bo Burnham

[00:00.000] [00:14.544] Well, I'm the girl for every high school guy, yeah, I got everything [00:18.655] A little shirt and a skirt so high, every month you can spot a cotton tampon string [00:23.856] I'll drop my books, then I'll bend and then I'll bend a little more [00:27.428]Everyone thinks Ashley's my best friend, well that b***h is a whore [00:32.276] [00:34.118] With a capital H-O-A-R [00:39.624] Ignorance is bliss [00:43.741] Who needs feminism with an ass like this? [00:51.566] And a capital H-O-A-R you guys liking what you see? [00:59.596] Cause if beauty's on the inside, you might as well go inside me [01:10.061] [01:18.588] Well, I'm the guy for that high school girl, yeah partying is my life [01:22.925] In a few hours I'll be hitting the gym [01:25.094] And in a few years I'll be hitting my wife [01:27.523] You know, I like to hang loose [01:29.491]No way! So does my p***y! [01:31.652] Well I hope you brought your man juice cause I bought scotch [01:37.821] With a Capital One no hassle card, stolen from my dad [01:47.715] Dignity's overrated, self-respect's a fad [01:55.797] Well, I'm like a game of baseball cause there's something you might catch." [02:03.064] Well, and if you put out I'd say that we're a perfect [02:12.577] "I'd say that we're a perfect [02:16.761] I'd guess that we're a perfect match." [02:23.681] A perfect match [02:28.096] A perfect match [02:32.027]