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[00:13.933] Before YouTube I walked through life, and now I frolic
[00:24.824] YouTube's been like a father to me
[00:26.819] Except YouTube's not an alcoholic
[00:35.842] Before YouTube I was just a skinny white kid
[00:37.943] That thought he was funnier and cooler
[00:39.740] Than he actually was
[00:45.288] And now, well not much has changed
[00:49.319] But I have a shitload of money
[00:54.969] Because YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas
[00:59.221] If by people you mean 13-year-old girls
[01:01.857] And by ideas you mean how they love the Jonas Brothers
[01:04.711] I'm just kidding
[01:05.458] But let's be honest, that's a hefty majority
[01:09.598] And if you don't believe me
[01:11.003] Well then you must be a noob
[01:14.490] So, welcome to YouTube
[01:15.702] And you don't know what you're missing
[01:17.009] Just try searching "Women Kissing"
[01:19.462] It's YouTube
[01:20.261] It's what this country's been needing
[01:21.414] A generation of kids who don't waste their time reading
[01:24.145] Am I the only one who thinks that Lisa Nova's hot?
[01:27.562] And Chris Crocker's not...
[01:29.300] No, he's hotter
[01:38.253] Most of the best YouTubers are either Asian or they're gay
[01:42.328] So there's an untapped YouTube celebrity
[01:44.573] And his name is George Takei
[01:46.875] And your favorite coat's got a doo-doo stain
[01:48.927] I pray to god that that's chocolate rain
[01:51.562] And I find videos of babies laughing a bit intrusive
[01:55.657] Because Barack Obama won the election because of YouTube
[02:01.219] Wait, did I say YouTube? I meant the black vote
[02:05.824] And I think YouTube and Fred are so cool!
[02:10.168] And What The Buck will be back in a Jiffy Lube
[02:15.193] So, welcome to YouTube
[02:19.802] Welcome to YouTube
[02:23.623] Hey, welcome to YouTube!
[02:25.673] I said, listen and linger
[02:26.842] Charlie the Unicorn bit my finger!
[02:29.220] It's YouTube
[02:30.236] The impact is evident
[02:31.432] Miss Teen South Carolina just ran for Vice President
[02:34.176] Upload a video, you got nothing to lose
[02:37.244] Except all of your friends
[02:41.062] And the approval of your parents
[02:47.255] "Hi, my name is Mary, and I'm 19 years old and I got drunk at a party, and I think someone was video-taping it, but I don't want anyone to see it, 'cause I showed half of my boob"
[02:54.984] Sorry, Mary!
[02:55.517] Welcome to YouTube
[02:59.584] Say "Hello" to YouTube
[03:03.342] And say goodbye to your college scholarship
[03:09.538] And if your video doesn't appeal to me
[03:12.337] You gotta change the key... word
[03:15.486] Welcome to YouTube, oh
[03:19.857] I said welcome to YouTube, yeah
[03:25.075] And it will keep on going and it'll never stop no
[03:29.229] Until it's privatized