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[00:07.546] Uh well, hello everyone!
[00:08.858] Welcome to the Rehab Center for Fictional Characters
[00:11.763] Um, alright
[00:12.983] Let's just get right to it
[00:13.758] Who wants to start us off?
[00:14.794] How 'bout you Kris?
[00:16.344] Um, alright
[00:17.943] Hey, I'm Kris Kringle
[00:19.696]I'm a sex addict
[00:21.622] Hey I'm Santa Claus, I'm the king of snow
[00:25.077] I hate my wife because she's a ho, ho, ho
[00:31.704] She used to please me every day, then she made it clear
[00:35.554] That Santa's only supposed to come once a year
[00:39.733]Mother****ing shit
[00:42.381] Now I buy whores, rock and roll
[00:45.634] And I stuff their stockings with my north pole
[00:48.852] Okay Kris, thank you!
[00:50.018] Alright, who's up next?
[00:52.027] Patrick, frowny face!
[00:53.553] Get up here
[00:54.629] Alright
[00:55.663] I'm Patrick O'Reilly, I'm a leprechaun
[00:57.983] You all doin' good?
[00:59.502] Yeah, I'm not doing so good
[01:02.460] I had a wonderful life, with a healthy household
[01:06.148] And beautiful wife, and a pot full of gold... hah
[01:16.186]Then my wife spent my riches all by herself, and since women are b*****s, blew a Keebler elf... Ugh
[01:26.073] Now I drink all day and a part of me dies
[01:29.412] 'Cause my wife's gettin' g*******ged by the Rice Krispie guys
[01:33.218] Hey I know them!
[01:34.205] Oh, Tony, nice of you to show up
[01:36.004] Where were you last week?
[01:37.363] I had some stuff
[01:38.548] Hey, I'm Tony the Tiger
[01:40.511]Uh, **** it I'll just sing
[01:43.140] Every day I wake up, I get to work late
[01:46.289] My boss says, "Hey, whats up?"
[01:48.271] I say that I'm grrrrrrrrowing tired of this shit
[01:56.220] The kids they laugh, 'cause I'm a sensitive cat
[01:59.693]Big d**ks!
[02:00.919] I can't argue with that
[02:06.200] If another kid gives me Frosted Flakes
[02:09.609] I swear on my life I'll... eat his parents
[02:13.073] Okay, Ton, thank you
[02:14.785] Um, so that's everybody
[02:16.978] So let's just get down to it, um
[02:19.131] Oh, who are you?
[02:20.217] Hi, yeah, hi, yeah, hi, yeah
[02:23.221] I'm the Easter Bunny, hey I'm back!
[02:24.773] Used to be funny, now I'm hooked on crack
[02:26.674] Heaps of h****ne ain't no joke, Marshmallow Peeps covered in coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke
[02:33.000] COKE!
[02:36.591] Drugs for life, that's my plan, but now I have no attention span
[02:40.814] Okay, I'm gonna go get him, alright?
[02:42.327] You guys, just please play nice, alright?
[02:44.242] I'll be back in a second, okay?
[02:46.390] Hey Pat, did you hear? All my elves got sick
[02:49.954] I think they got herpes from some Irish chick
[02:52.922]Bo Burnham", "c":"Rehab Center for Fictional Characters", "c":"Bo Burnham", "c":"**** yo
[02:54.757] What are you laughin' at, Tony?
[02:55.991] I dunno
[02:56.683] It's, uh... It's funny
[02:58.682] This is gettin' ridiculous
[03:00.421] Santa, Tony, would you guys please stop?
[03:03.600] Oh, snap!
[03:05.467] Crackle and Pop
[03:06.980] Haha, 'cause they banged your wife
[03:09.301] I'm gettin' out of here
[03:10.442]This is ****ing ridiculous, huh
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