My Whole Family…-Bo Burnham

[00:00.00]My Whole Family...（）-Bo Burnham [00:43.170]Everytime I go to dinner [00:45.370]It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner [00:47.639]I'll sit down at the breakfast table [00:49.829]I can talk they're not able [00:52.309]When I look at them I find [00:54.579]There's a single question on their mind [00:58.388]I wish it could go back to the way it was [01:01.328]It's not easy now because [01:05.298]My whole family thinks I'm gay [01:07.388]I guess it's always been that way [01:09.698]Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk [01:12.478]Mabay them think I like boys [01:18.417]That I like boys [01:23.716]The goddamn question just won't go away [01:26.126]And I get asked it every single day [01:28.436]But the way they ask is not a disguise [01:30.656]Like How was your day Do you like to kiss guys [01:33.375]That's funny [01:34.635]This is the worst baby this was my fear [01:36.585]Now their opinions are crystal-clear because [01:41.105]My whole family now is shocked [01:43.45]I'm in the closet and the door is locked [01:45.365]Now my glory days are gone [01:47.815]I was John Elway now I'm Elton John [01:50.355]My whole family now suspects [01:52.515]That watching Spongebob had side-effects [01:55.575]I'm not gay and that's what I said [01:57.735]If I'm gay hey God strike me dead [02:12.405]Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow [02:14.255]Or my favorite color is the rainbow [02:25.494]I don't mean to yell but I fear I must [02:28.174]Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust [02:30.964]Because even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay motherf**ker [02:41.493]You all probably think I'm gay [02:43.832]Man this song is counterproductive [02:48.712]La la la la la [02:51.162]Because my whole family thinks I'm gay [02:54.162]What do they know anyway [02:56.462]You gotta look right through the haze [02:58.752]Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase [03:01.222]My whole family thinks I'm queer [03:03.492]That is all I ever hear [03:06.372]But I've been as straight as a ramp [03:08.722]If you don't count Bible camp