Under The Influence-Eminem/D12

[00:00.000]Chem-le-le-le-le-le-le-le, le-le, le-le [00:04.980]Chem-le-le-le-ne-miah-nuf-niah, ne-nish, ne-ne (Translation:) [00:09.950]So you can suck my **** if you don't like my sh1t [00:14.910]'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my ****! [00:20.160]Two p1lls I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies [00:23.300]I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties [00:25.100]A young-ass man with a trash can, strapped to the back [00:27.610]Of his ass so the rats can't chew through his last pants [00:29.980]I'm like a mommy at night, fightin' with bright lightnin' [00:32.410]And frightened with five little white V1codin p1lls bitin' him [00:35.390]I'm like a fvxkin' wasp in the hospital, lost [00:37.350]Stingin' the fvxk outta everything I come across in the halls [00:40.170]I light a candle and place it up on the mantel [00:42.370]Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fvxkin' handle [00:45.030]So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin' [00:47.170](*****, it's too late) [00:47.850]'Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains [00:49.680]I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetrator [00:52.270]Degradin', creatin' murders to kill haters [00:54.670]Accused for every crime known through the equator [00:57.260]They knew I did it for havin' blood on my 'gators [00:59.710]My wxxd'll hit your chest like a double barrel gauge and [01:02.320]I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in yo' face [01:04.650]With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remy I do sh1t on purpose [01:08.120]You never hear me say, "Forgive me" [01:09.530]I'm snatchin' every penny, it gotta be that way, n1gga, face it [01:12.590]That wxxd I sold to you, Brigade laced it [01:14.500]You hidin', I make the President get a facelift [01:17.030]N1ggas just afraid, handin' me they bracelets [01:19.640]Chillin' in the lab wasted, I'm the type [01:21.780]That'll drink Kahlua and gin, throw up on the mic [01:24.340]Your life is ruined, you get socked right on sight [01:26.770]And even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight [01:29.150]So you can suck my **** if you don't like my sh1t [01:34.060]'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my ****! [01:39.000]'Cause I don't give a fvxk if you don't like my sh1t [01:43.960]'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my ****! [01:49.320]I'm a compulsive liar, settin' my preacher on fire [01:51.750]Slashin' your tires, flyin' down Fenkell and Meyers [01:54.330]Plates expired, soon as I'm hired I'm fired [01:56.740]Jxxkin' my **** off in a bed of barbed wire [01:59.040](Hey, is Bizarre performin'?) *****, didn't you read the flyer? [02:01.600]The special invited guest will be Richard Pryor [02:04.180](Aren't you a male dancer?) No, *****, I'm retired [02:06.560]Fvxkin' your ***** in the ass with a tire iron [02:09.330]I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip [02:11.180]My DJ's in a coma for lettin' the record skip [02:13.790]Lettin' the record skip, lettin' the record skip (Damn!) [02:19.280]I'm fvxkin' anything when I'm snortin' [02:21.190]It's gonna cost three-hundred dollars to get my pitbull an abortion [02:23.960]Some ***** asked for my autograph [02:26.100]I called her a whxre, spit beer in her face and laughed [02:29.050]I drop bombs like I was in V1xxnam [02:31.090]All *****es is hoes, even my stinking-ass mom [02:33.410]Ayo, flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack [02:37.100]Wxxd laced with somethin' – N1gga, pass that! [02:39.580]In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats [02:42.090]At a "Stop the Violence" rally, I blast gats [02:44.650]BMI on publishin'; get yo' ass capped [02:47.000]The Kuniva, divide up yo' cash stack [02:49.530]Run yo' motherfvxkin' pockets, ASAP [02:51.990]I don't need a platinum chain, *****, I snatched Shaq's [02:54.490]Born loser, half thief and half black [02:57.000]Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at [02:59.350]***** smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jacked [03:01.990]And found chopped up in a trash bag [03:03.270]We stranglin' rappers until the point they can't yell [03:05.800]'Cause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales [03:08.340]Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace [03:10.920]Gruesome, and causin' more violence than nine hoodlums [03:13.460]I grapple your Adam's apple until it crackle [03:15.630]Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you [03:18.450]Get executed, 'cause I'm a Luni, I got a Yukmouth [03:21.090]And it's polluted; I **** it back, then shoot it [03:23.330]I love snatchin' up players, thugs and young ballers [03:25.740]Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers [03:28.530]Brigade barricade to bring the noise [03:30.460]While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toys [03:33.000]If I go solo, I'm doin' a song with Bolo [03:35.580]A big Chinese nigga screamin', "Kuniva, yo, yo!" [03:38.430]I leave ya face leakin', run up in church [03:40.210]And smack the preacher while he's preachin' [03:41.540]Take a swing at the deacon [03:43.030]I used to tell cats that I sold wxxd and weight [03:45.410]I was straight 'til I got caught sellin' them shake [03:47.630]I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent [03:50.160]I got kicked out of summer camp for havin' sex in my tent [03:52.560]With the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order [03:55.330]I've been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin' in water [03:57.810]In cahoots with this n1gga named Carlisle Von [03:59.960]Who got fired from UPS for tryin' to send you a bomb [04:02.460](Special delivery) I sign to a local label for fun [04:04.950]Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run [04:07.530]Drive-by you in the rain while you carry your son [04:10.040]Call your house and hang up on you for not givin' me none [04:12.390]Born straight up out a ***** but a son of a gun [04:14.820]Got a reputation for havin' n1ggas runnin' they funds [04:17.280]Used to be the type of n1gga that was foldin' some ones [04:19.810]'Til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin' in dough [04:22.030]So you can suck my **** if you don't like my sh1t [04:27.280]'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my ****! [04:32.190]'Cause I don't give a fvxk if you don't like my shit [04:37.130]'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my ****! [04:42.610]Ha-ha! Suck my motherfvxkin' ****! [04:49.510]D12, Dirty-motherfvxkin'-Dozen [04:57.660]Nasty like a stank slvt ***** with thirty fvxkin' husbands [05:04.060]Bizarre Kid, Swifty McVay, the Kon Artis [05:12.030]The Kuniva, Dirty Harry, and Slim Shady