Steve Berman (Skit)-Eminem/Steve Berman

[00:00.00] 作词 : Dr. Dre/Mel-Man/Paul Rosenberg/Marshall Mathers/Dean Geistlinger [00:00.80] 作曲 : Dr. Dre/Mel-Man/Paul Rosenberg/Marshall Mathers/Dean Geistlinger [00:01.60]Eminem: Heyyy!
嘿 [00:02.24]Steve: Hey, Em, what＇s up?
嘿 em 最近好吗 [00:03.42]Eminem: Steve Berman. What＇s goin＇ on, man, how youdoin?
嘿Steve Berman. 最近怎么样 [00:04.81] Good to see you again. What＇s up?
很高兴再次见面 有什么事吗 [00:06.04]Steve: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Em 能请你过来坐下说吗 [00:07.99]Eminem: Umm, yeah, what＇s...
呃 当然 怎…… [00:09.38]Steve: Vannessa, shut the door.
Vannessa 把门关上 [00:10.57]Secretary: Okay.
好的 [00:12.40]Eminem: So what＇s up? How＇s orders looking for thefirst week?
呃 怎么了？ 第一周的订单还好吗 [00:14.72]Steve: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
如果你什么都不给我的话可能还好点 [00:16.82]Eminem: Wh-
啥—— [00:17.84]Steve: This album is less than nothing. I can't sell this ****ing record.
这张专辑比屁都没有还次。我根本没法卖这张专辑 [00:21.03]Eminem: Wha-
啥—— [00:21.64]Steve: Do you know what＇s happening to me out there?
你知道发生了什么吗？ [00:23.14]Eminem: Wh-wha-what＇s the problem?
有-有-有什么问题吗？ [00:24.10]Steve: Violent Ground told me to go **** myself!
Violet Brown让我自己 [00:25.94]Eminem: Who＇s Violent...?
谁是Violet—— [00:26.66]Steve: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass!
Tower Records让我把这张专辑塞进里 [00:28.91]Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a recordshoved up your ass?
你知道被人说把专辑塞进里是什么感受吗？ [00:30.33]Eminem: But, I-
但是 我—— [00:33.34]Steve: I'm gonna lose my ****ing job over this.
我特么会因为这玩意儿丢了饭碗 [00:35.48]You know why Dre＇s record was so successful?
你知道为什么Dre的唱片那么成功吗 [00:38.00]He's rappin' about big-screen tv's, blunts, 40's and b*****s.
他唱的都是大屏幕电视 雪茄 麦芽酒 [00:42.38]You're rappin' about homosexuals and Vicadin.
你特么唱的是同性恋和维柯丁 [00:44.89]Eminem: I mean-
那个我—— [00:45.95]Steve: I can't sell this shit!
这垃圾玩意儿我怎么卖！？ [00:47.63]Steve: Either change the record or it＇s not coming out!
要么给我改唱片要么别想发行！ [00:49.88]Eminem: What, I-
什么，我—— [00:50.47]Steve: Now get the **** out of my office!
滚出老子的办公室！ [00:51.39]Eminem: What am I supposed-
那你要我—— [00:52.00]Steve: NOW!
现在！！！！ [00:53.75]Eminem: Alright man, whatever.
好好 我走Σ(°Д°;