Like A Boss-The Lonely Island

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Banks, Samberg, Schaffer ... [00:00.51]Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review. [00:03.08]No problem. [00:04.01]So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? [00:06.20]Absolutely, I'm the boss. [00:07.99]Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss. [00:10.98]Well the first thing I do is... [00:12.93]Talk to Corporate (Like a boss) [00:14.26]Approve memos (Like a boss) [00:15.71]Lead a workshop (Like a boss) [00:17.27]Remember birthdays (Like a boss) [00:18.87]Direct work flow (Like a boss) [00:20.50]My own bathroom (Like a boss) [00:22.00]Micromanage (Like a boss) [00:23.60]Promote synergy (Like a boss) [00:25.19]Hit on Deborah (Like a boss) [00:26.86]Get rejected (Like a boss) [00:28.47]Swallow sadness (Like a boss) [00:30.05]Send some faxes (Like a boss) [00:31.66]Call a *** line (Like a boss) [00:33.18]Cry deeply (Like a boss) [00:34.69]Demand a refund (Like a boss) [00:36.59]Eat a bagel (Like a boss) [00:38.25]Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss) [00:39.69]No promotion (Like a boss) [00:41.42]Fifth of vodka (Like a boss) [00:43.06]***t on Deborah's desk (Like a boss) [00:44.63]Buy a gun (Like a boss) [00:46.04]In my mouth (Like a boss) [00:47.70]Oh, **** me, I can't ******* do it, ***t! [00:50.78]***** out (Like a boss) [00:52.61]Puke on Deborah's desk (Like a boss) [00:54.22]Jump out the window (Like a boss) [00:55.60]Suck a dude's **** (Like a boss) [00:57.27]Score some coke (Like a boss) [00:58.86]Crash my car (Like a boss) [01:00.37]Suck my own **** (Like a boss) [01:02.16]Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss) [01:03.65]Chop my ***** off (Like a boss) [01:05.16]Black out in the sewer (Like a boss) [01:06.90]Meet a giant fish (Like a boss) [01:08.40]**** his brains out (Like a boss) [01:09.99]Turn into a jet (Like a boss) [01:11.44]Bomb the Russians (Like a boss) [01:13.23]Crash into the sun (Like a boss) [01:14.80]Now I'm dead (Like a boss) [01:16.45]...Uh-huh, so that's an average day for you then? [01:20.52]No doubt. [01:21.81]You chop your ***** off and die? [01:23.63]Hell yeah! [01:24.74]And I think you said at one point there you suck your own ****? [01:27.53]Nope. [01:29.59]I'm pretty sure you did. [01:31.09]Nah, that ain't me. [01:32.67]Ok, well then this has been eye opening for me. [01:35.50]I'm the boss. [01:36.76]Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times. [01:38.91]I'm the boss. [01:40.43]Yeah, yeah, I got it. [01:41.16]I'm the boss. [01:42.08]No, I heard you, see you later! [01:44.51]Like a boss! [01:46.43]