Natalie's Rap-The Lonely Island/Chris Parnell/Natalie Portman

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Samberg, Schaffer, Taccone [00:02.20]Chris: We're sitting here today with film star Natilalie Portman. [00:04.92]Natalie: Hello [00:06.34]Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like? [00:09.73]Natalie: Do you really want to know? [00:11.66]Chris: Please tell us. [00:13.29](Natalie ~Rap~) I don't sleep mother****er off that Yak and the durbin' [00:16.10]Doin' 120 getting' head while I'm swerving [00:19.24](Seth: Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick.) [00:21.83]Yo, shut the **** up and suck my ****. [00:24.62]I'm bustin' dudes valves like gushers mother****er. [00:27.40]Pull up to NBC and smack the **** outta Jeff Zucker. [00:30.42]What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!) [00:33.14]What you need Natalie? (To **** all night!) [00:35.89]Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane group [00:38.43]Put my foot down your throat til your ****'s in my shoe. [00:41.50]Leave you screamin, pay for my dry-cleaning [00:44.52]**** your man it's my name that he's screamin? [00:47.25]Chris: I'm sorry Natalie, [00:48.64]are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated? [00:52.46]Natalie: I never said that I was a role model [00:54.30]Chris: But, what about the kids that look up to you, [00:56.11]do you have a message for them? [00:58.02](Natalie ~Rap~) All the kids lookin up to me can suck my **** [01:01.20]It's Portman mother****er, drink til I'm sick [01:04.21]Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole [01:06.89]Watch you laugh and cry [01:08.34]While I laugh, you die [01:09.46]And to all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you [01:12.60](We love you Natalie!) I wanna **** you too! [01:15.41](Hey!) It's for Portman! [01:17.03](Hey!) It's for p*ssies! [01:18.35]I'll kill your ****in dog for fun, so don't push me [01:21.08]Chris: Well Natalie, I'm surprised, [01:24.67]all this coming from a Harvard graduate? [01:26.91]Natalie: Well, there's a lot you may not know about me. [01:29.81]Chris: Really, such as? [01:32.23](Natalie ~Bridge~) When I was in Harvard I smoked **** everyday [01:35.14]I cheated every test and snorted all the yay [01:37.82]I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes [01:40.63]I sit right down on your face and take **** [01:43.74](Andy ~Refrain~) Natalie, you are a bad ass ***** (Hell Yeah!) [01:49.22]And I'll always pay for your dry-cleaning [01:51.61]When my **** gets in your shoe (What!) [01:54.62]As for the drug use [01:57.38]Well I can't vouch for that [02:00.21]My **** is scared of you (Ooh) [02:05.94]Chris: Natalie, one final question, [02:10.47]if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it? [02:15.04]Natalie: No more questions. [02:19.31] [02:23.14](What!) [02:25.38]