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[00:39.81]It's funny how some fables became historic
寓言如何“成为”历史是十分有趣的课题 [00:44.03]When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
尤其是作者还明显在其中有所隐喻 [00:48.50]But people will believe anything if it's written
但是人们就是直白的相信那些写下来的东西 [00:53.28]Especially in stone or ancient scroll
尤其当他们写在石头或古老的卷轴上 [00:58.09]December 25th has been blacklisted
12月25号已经进了黑名单 [01:02.28]Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
因为道金斯（叫理查德那个）找到了耶稣不存在的证据 [01:07.03]It was the last thing anyone ever expected
这可真是最后一件出人意料的事了 [01:11.74]Xmas has been X'd
圣诞节就这样给X掉 [01:13.00]No colored lights, no shopping sprees
没有小彩灯，没有大采购 [01:17.97]No more presents under dead trees
没有新礼物，死树下面埋 [01:22.36]St Nick is dead but we don't grieve
圣诞老人死，老子泪不流 [01:27.13]We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
一起来庆祝吧，最后的平安夜 [01:30.76] [01:32.88]Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
耶稣会教士正在慢慢改信山达基 [01:37.19]Protestants increasingly become agnostic
新教徒越来越能领略不可知论的魅力 [01:41.75]Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
五旬节教会的教堂挂上了五星旗 [01:46.45]Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
牧师和修女在打情骂俏 [01:51.10]Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
卫理公会教徒和浸信会教徒声称皈依佛教 [01:55.66]Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
福音派教徒居然提倡裸体主义 [02:00.07]But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
几乎所有人都想证明自己的犹太血统 [02:04.81]'Cause Easter's canceled too"
复活节也取消了！" [02:06.49]No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
复活不找蛋，周天不弥撒 [02:11.18]Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
周五不受难，周三不悔改 [02:15.97]They canceled lent and slowed down fast
取消大斋节，咱们慢慢来 [02:20.44]Enjoy Christmas 'cause it's your last
享受圣诞节，绝后更空前！ [02:25.11]No shopping sprees (Don't worry son)
没有大采购（铁子放宽心） [02:27.49]No more presents (We don't need Christ)
没有新礼物（基督靠边站） [02:29.81]under dead trees (We got eight nights)
死树下面埋（一星期八天） [02:31.88]St Nick is dead (We got mitzvah)
老头归西去（戒律纸上写） [02:34.27]but we don't grieve (There all canceled)
老子笑嘻嘻（全部烧成灰） [02:36.64]We celebrate (Our Hanukah)
举杯同庆祝（咱的光明节） [02:38.92]the last Christmas eve
最后平安夜！
寓言如何“成为”历史是十分有趣的课题 [00:44.03]When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
尤其是作者还明显在其中有所隐喻 [00:48.50]But people will believe anything if it's written
但是人们就是直白的相信那些写下来的东西 [00:53.28]Especially in stone or ancient scroll
尤其当他们写在石头或古老的卷轴上 [00:58.09]December 25th has been blacklisted
12月25号已经进了黑名单 [01:02.28]Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
因为道金斯（叫理查德那个）找到了耶稣不存在的证据 [01:07.03]It was the last thing anyone ever expected
这可真是最后一件出人意料的事了 [01:11.74]Xmas has been X'd
圣诞节就这样给X掉 [01:13.00]No colored lights, no shopping sprees
没有小彩灯，没有大采购 [01:17.97]No more presents under dead trees
没有新礼物，死树下面埋 [01:22.36]St Nick is dead but we don't grieve
圣诞老人死，老子泪不流 [01:27.13]We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
一起来庆祝吧，最后的平安夜 [01:30.76] [01:32.88]Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
耶稣会教士正在慢慢改信山达基 [01:37.19]Protestants increasingly become agnostic
新教徒越来越能领略不可知论的魅力 [01:41.75]Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
五旬节教会的教堂挂上了五星旗 [01:46.45]Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
牧师和修女在打情骂俏 [01:51.10]Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
卫理公会教徒和浸信会教徒声称皈依佛教 [01:55.66]Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
福音派教徒居然提倡裸体主义 [02:00.07]But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
几乎所有人都想证明自己的犹太血统 [02:04.81]'Cause Easter's canceled too"
复活节也取消了！" [02:06.49]No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
复活不找蛋，周天不弥撒 [02:11.18]Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
周五不受难，周三不悔改 [02:15.97]They canceled lent and slowed down fast
取消大斋节，咱们慢慢来 [02:20.44]Enjoy Christmas 'cause it's your last
享受圣诞节，绝后更空前！ [02:25.11]No shopping sprees (Don't worry son)
没有大采购（铁子放宽心） [02:27.49]No more presents (We don't need Christ)
没有新礼物（基督靠边站） [02:29.81]under dead trees (We got eight nights)
死树下面埋（一星期八天） [02:31.88]St Nick is dead (We got mitzvah)
老头归西去（戒律纸上写） [02:34.27]but we don't grieve (There all canceled)
老子笑嘻嘻（全部烧成灰） [02:36.64]We celebrate (Our Hanukah)
举杯同庆祝（咱的光明节） [02:38.92]the last Christmas eve
最后平安夜！
