Lo-Fi-Tom Cardy

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tom Cardy [00:00.731] I woke up this morning in a very unusual way
我今早起来，感觉非常奇怪 [00:06.012] Not bad, just warm and fuzzy, with a little bit of latency (Little latency)
只是脑袋发热模模糊糊，还有一点小迟钝 [00:10.159]
  [00:11.904] I went to the doctor, and this is what he said
于是我去看了医生，他是这样说的 [00:17.090] "Oh my god. How are you not dead?"
“我的天，你怎么还没死？” [00:21.144] Give it to me straight, doc
医生你有屁快放 [00:22.602] "You're far too chill to be walkin' around" Uh-huh
“你松弛得走不动路” 嗯哼 [00:25.466] "Your heartbeat's so low that it's underground" Okay
“心跳EQ拉太低” 好 [00:28.280] "Your vision's 8-bit, your brain's saturated" Oh
“眼睛带着八比特，大脑马上过饱和” 呃 [00:31.009] "But I'm afraid, it's far too late" Tell me
“恐怕已经太晚了” 告诉我 [00:33.314] "You've gone"
“你得了” [00:33.929] [00:34.627] Lo-Fi
Lo-Fi [00:36.349] Hey doctor, can you take my temperature real quick?
嘿医生，麻溜的帮我测下体温？ [00:40.302] Lo-Fi
 Lo-Fi [00:42.072] "You're a million degrees, but you're still cool as shit. Can you dig it?" I dig it
“体温上万度，但冷酷的要命。懂？” 懂 [00:46.062] Lo-Fi
 Lo-Fi [00:47.708] I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun
飞得太快，离太阳太近 [00:51.860] And now I'm ready for a slow flight, in Lo-Fi
而我已准备好慢速飞行，在 Lo-Fi 之中 [00:55.969]
  [00:57.082] I woke up this morning in a very unusual way
 我今早起来，感觉非常奇怪 [01:02.630] Not bad, just tied to a chair in the basement of the CIA
只是被绑在了中央情报局地下室的椅子上 [01:08.441] I see through the wa-alls
我透过墙看去 [01:10.233] 'Cause my vision's 8-bit, x-ray
因为我眼睛像素到透视 [01:12.879]
  [01:13.546] Hi doctor "I see you're still not dead"
医生你好 “我看到你还没死” [01:17.291] I'm acutely aware, doc
不要说废话，医生 [01:18.985] "You see through walls with the power within" I know
“你用内力透视墙壁” 我知道 [01:21.801] "Your muscles so distorted, you can compress steel" That's new
“肌肉失真压缩钢铁” 真新鲜 [01:24.737] "Your body's out of phase" What? "Your hand's shoot vaporwaves" Oh yeah
“身体相位偏移了” 啥？ “手指射出蒸汽波” 哦对 [01:27.668] "I'm afraid that you could be great" Tell me
“你可能有点东西” 告诉我 [01:29.889] "You've gone"
“你得了” [01:30.043] [01:30.562] Lo— Lo-Fi
 Lo— Lo-Fi [01:32.795] Hey doctor, can you stop me flying in my seat?
嘿医生，我怎么不在椅子上飞 [01:36.102] Slow Lo-Fi
慢速 Lo-Fi [01:38.257] "Your vibe's so laid back, you make gravity weak. Can you dig it?" I dig it
“你氛围太松，故拉低了重力。懂？” 懂 [01:42.426] Lo-Fi
 Lo-Fi [01:44.252] I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun
 飞得太快，离太阳太近 [01:48.325] And now I'm ready for a new life, as Lo-Fi
 而我已准备好涅槃重生，以 Lo-Fi 之名 [01:50.823] [01:53.699] "This just in! A rampaging super cyclone that threatened to destroy downtown has been thrown into space by the hero known as Lo-Fi"
“刚收到消息！一场威胁摧毁市中心的肆虐的超级气旋被称为Lo-Fi的英雄扔进了太空。” [02:03.626] Lo-Fi
Lo-Fi [02:05.214] "'Cause if there's trouble afoot, he's never far from the scene
 “因为如果有麻烦发生，他总是会出现在现场 [02:09.153] But it remains to be seen if this chilled out fella can stay ice cold"
但这个冷静下来的家伙能否保持冰冷还有待观察。” [02:14.315] (Ay, ei, oh)
（诶哎哦） [02:15.014]
  [02:16.227] I woke up this morning in a very unusual way
 我今早起来，感觉非常奇怪 [02:21.450] Not bad, in my suit above Tokyo, on a perfect, cold November day
只是穿着服装盘旋东京，在冰冷的11月份 [02:27.438] I turn on the TV, and this is what it said
于是我打开了电视，它是这样说的 [02:32.506] "Oh my god, supervillain tryna make us dead" Oh
“哦天哪，大坏蛋想要我们死” 噢 [02:38.219] "Humans of Earth, you are under attack
“地球上的人类，你们被攻击了 [02:40.786] But no-one is dope enough to fight me back
 但没人牛逼到敢反抗我 [02:43.638] Your armies all quit, your people subjugated
你们军队都溜了，人民均已被俘心 [02:46.457] I'm afraid, it's far too late" O
 恐怕已经太晚了” 噢 [02:49.152] "Lay down and accept your fate" *quack*
“躺下并接受命运” *呱* [02:52.025] "You're seriously almost too late" Yo
“真的非常太迟了” 嘿 [02:54.480] "Oh shit!"
“我曹！” [02:54.958]
  [02:55.786] Lo-Fi
Lo-Fi [02:57.629] Hey bad guy, do I have to harsh your buzz real quick?
嘿大坏蛋，需要麻溜的给你喇叭切断吗？ [03:00.708] Slow Lo-Fi
慢速 Lo-Fi [03:03.221] "You're a real big spliff, I prefer not to hit. Can you dig it?" I dig it
“你是真的蠢，我懒得打你。懂？” 懂 [03:07.097] Lo-Fi
Lo-Fi [03:08.846] I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun
 飞得太快，离太阳太近 [03:12.688] And now I almost found a little time to be
而我正将发现一小点时间来当 [03:17.012] Lo-Fi
 Lo-Fi [03:18.756] "He's done it again folks, Lo-Fi has saved the day!
 “他又做到了，伙计们，Lo-Fi 拯救了局面！” [03:22.575] And not just that, it looks like he's going for a classic double chorus fade out!"
 不仅如此，看起来他要用经典的双人合唱淡出！” [03:28.295] Lo-Fi
 Lo-Fi [03:29.995] "In all my three albums, I've never seen anything like it
 “在我所有的三张专辑中，我从来没有见过这样的东西 [03:33.363] And if anyone can pull off such a funky groove, it's Lo-Fi
 如果有人能演绎出如此放克的节奏，那一定是 Lo-Fi [03:37.236] And what's this? It looks like our hero is pulling out..."
 这是什么？看来我们的英雄要拿出……” [03:39.575] Lo-Fi
Lo-Fi [03:40.650] "A Chlavihord, this late in the fadeout? I don't believe it folks!
“小键琴？淡出这么晚的时候？我不相信，伙计们！ [03:45.609] But I guess that's why he's the best and I'm just an uptight reporter guy"
 但我想这就是为什么他是最牛的，而我只是一个小记者。” [03:50.835] Lo-Fi
Lo-Fi [03:51.508] [03:52.373] "That's right, I haven't seen my kids in three weeks
 “没错，我已经三个星期没见到我的孩子了 [03:58.227] My voice is kind of John Mulaney, it's getting more John Mulaney
 我的声音有点像约翰·穆拉尼，越来越像约翰·穆拉尼了 [04:02.962] I am doing a John Mulaney impersonation now
我现在在模仿约翰·穆拉尼 [04:06.398] Eh, you can't hear it very well 'cause the music's almost quiet
 呃，你可能听不太清因为音乐马上没了 [04:10.021] But I'm very John Mulaney"
 但是我非常约翰·穆兰尼。” [04:12.009] Lo-Fi
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