Red Flags (Reverse Style!)-Tom Cardy/Montaigne

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tom Cardy [00:00.688] The date started off so well
约会进展是如此顺利 [00:03.914] Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
我从未预料到会这么惊悚 [00:08.994] He was perfect from what I could tell
他完美到我无法形容 [00:12.357] How could I not see the danger right in front of me?
我为何没有察觉到这近在眼前的危机 [00:14.633] [00:16.326] (Woah) My favorite food is fish
我最喜欢吃鱼 [00:18.382] Baby, that's my favorite too
宝贝那也是我的最爱 [00:20.390] I love cartoon dogs
我爱卡通修勾 [00:22.281] Baby, I love Scooby Doo
宝贝，我爱史酷比 [00:24.655] Hey boy, what's your favorite film?
嘿，你最喜欢哪部电影? [00:27.505] He said, the best movie of all
他说：史上最佳电影 [00:30.055] A masterpiece of art called
杰作名为 [00:31.536] [00:32.373] Human Centipede
人体蜈蚣 [00:34.368] Human Centipede
人体蜈蚣 [00:36.288] I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
我感觉今晚我将惨遭谋杀 [00:40.353] Human Centipede
人体蜈蚣 [00:42.341] Not ironically
我可没在玩梗 [00:44.286] He said, "The costume design was a highlight"
他说：服装设计可谓精妙绝伦 [00:48.274] I like it for the plot
我喜欢它的剧情 [00:50.291] Tell me what the plot's about
跟我说说讲了啥 [00:52.328] German doctor sews three people arse to mouth. Cool...
德国医生排好住人 屁股 缝上 嘴 —酷！ [00:56.369] Human Centipede
人体蜈蚣 [00:58.347] Please, God, save me
我去谁来救救我 [01:00.351] I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed
我感觉这是危险信号我可不想被捅穿 [01:03.638] [01:04.347] He said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"
他说：人体蜈蚣真是惊世之作 [01:08.310] I think, "Holy shit I'm gonna be the main course"
我想：老天奶我要变成主菜了 [01:12.298] He said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"
他说：我特别喜欢其中对角色成长的描写 [01:16.264] I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code
我努力尝试用摩斯电码眨眼来引起服务员的注意 [01:19.591] [01:20.316] Why are you blinking so much?
你怎么一直在眨眼? [01:22.359] I've got something in my eye
我眼睛里进东西了 [01:24.275] Here, let me get it out
来我帮你弄出来 [01:26.244] No thank you, I don't wanna die
不了谢谢，我还不想见我太奶 [01:28.293] Bonjour, ma'am was blinking at us
您好，先生你一直在向我眨眼 [01:30.499] Is this because your date is a freak?
是不是因为你约会对象是个变态? [01:33.746] "No." Very good, bon appétit
不是 —好吧，祝您用餐愉快 [01:35.474] [01:36.822] Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag
别再躲藏于你强行编造的危险信号之中 [01:40.512] To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
仅仅是因为不敢冒险而放弃这段美好感情 [01:44.537] Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses
也许你是对的而我一直在逃避 [01:48.490] My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love
我的心伤痕累累而我已准备好坠入爱河 [01:51.157] [01:52.424] You could be my world, the love of my life
你会成为我的全世界，我的一生所爱 [01:56.283] One day we'll get married and be husband and wife
总有一天我们会踏入婚姻殿堂 [01:59.770] With a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams
办一场我们梦寐以求的婚礼 [02:04.289] Only if the wedding is themed
只要婚礼主题是 [02:08.266] Tell me what the theme's gonna be!
告诉我会是什么主题 [02:09.837] [02:10.313] Human Centipede
人体蜈蚣 [02:12.356] Human Centipede
人体蜈蚣 [02:14.320] That way we could save on the catering bill
那样我们就能省下一大笔伙食费 [02:18.337] Human Centipede
人体蜈蚣 [02:20.309] Only one mouth to feed
一张嘴喂饱所有人 [02:22.281] If you are the man of honour, you know the deal (Ass)
如果你是伴郎，懂点规矩 [02:25.499] [02:26.328] I can finally open myself up to love
我终于能够为了爱情而敞开心扉 [02:30.100] And I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
我终于能够把别人的嘴缝上屁股 [02:33.393] [02:34.335] Human Centipede
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