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[00:00.000] 作词 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:15.787][MC Confusing]
[00:15.816]Other rappers are comprehensible – not me!
其他说唱歌手都听得懂——就我不行！ [00:18.461]First on the mic – MC Confusing!
第一个拿麦的是MC胡言乱语！ [00:20.806]I took a piss on my ****ack and called it Jack Black
我往自己丁丁上撒尿还管它叫杰克·布莱克 [00:23.438]It’s a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap
这是事实 我的押韵比扎克·布拉夫打盹时还多 [00:26.038]I attack mother****ers wearing purple backpacks
我攻击那些背紫色书包的傻缺 [00:28.912]And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track
还啃毛巾架 在你们曲子上拉屎 [00:31.261]Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say
你们太逊了 因为谁都能听懂你们唱啥 [00:34.085]But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay
但当我拿起麦克风 我能用粘土挤出牛奶 [00:36.661]And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
用牙膏管弹空气吉他 [00:39.550]And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape
喊着"空手道铅笔盒"还录下来 [00:42.369][MC Insecure] [00:42.628]Yo I’m MC Insecure – what’s up?
我是MC没自信——咋了？ [00:44.922]I really don’t think that I’m good enough
真心觉得自己不够格 [00:47.490]To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck
在这首歌里押韵 因为我的歌词太烂 [00:50.064]All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
所有段落都像冰球饼一样平 [00:52.899]It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse
花七个月才写出第一段词 [00:55.532]And now I got nothing left so I’ll pretend that I got hurt
现在江郎才尽 只能假装受伤 [00:58.094]Aw, I think I sprained my ankle
嗷 我好像崴到脚踝了 [01:01.206]You guys go ahead and finish the song without me
你们继续唱吧别管我了 [01:03.776][MC Amnesia] [01:04.040]Yo MC Amnesia up in this *****
我是MC失忆症 闪亮登场 [01:06.367]Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch
五天前醒来躺在阴沟里 [01:08.961]Didn’t know who I was I couldn’t remember shit
不知道自己是谁 啥都记不得 [01:11.809]Apparently something happened that was traumatic
据说经历了什么创伤 [01:14.094]I used to have more rhymes but I can’t remember them
本来有更多押韵但全忘了 [01:16.967]Seriously I’m freaking out I can’t remember anything!
真的慌得要命 啥都想不起来！ [01:19.602]Whats my mother****ing name?
我他妈到底叫啥名？ [01:21.688](Seriously does anyone know what my name is?)
(说真的有人知道我名字吗？) [01:24.509] [01:24.762][MC Public Urination] [01:25.272]Yo I’m MC Public Urination – what – what!
我是MC当街撒尿——咋地！ [01:27.888]I take a ****ing piss on a ****ing sidewalk
老子就在人行道上尿尿 [01:30.445]Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my ****
随时随地掏出老二 [01:33.099]And empty my bladder while you mother****ers watch!
当着你们这群傻缺的面放水！ [01:35.438]You other MCs can’t handle this shit!
其他MC都hold不住这场面！ [01:38.267]You’re just a little ***** afraid to pee in public
你们这些怂包不敢当众小便 [01:40.899]You run into a toilet every time you have to piss
一有尿意就冲进厕所 [01:43.469]Yo **** that shit – I just whip out my ****!
去他妈的——老子直接掏出来！ [01:46.301]Yo MC Fatigue – yeah that’s me
我是MC嗜睡症——没错 [01:48.904]Every time I grab the mic I ****ing fall asleep
每次拿到麦克风就直接睡着 [01:56.853] [01:57.105][Chorus — Chorus Guy] [01:57.361]I’m the guy who sings the chorus
我就是唱副歌的那家伙 [02:00.979](It breaks up the song)
(用来分割歌曲) [02:02.287]My part is kinda boring
我这部分挺无聊的 [02:05.867](I wish that I could go home)
(真想赶紧回家) [02:07.447]But they’re paying me to sing the chorus
但他们付钱让我唱副歌 [02:11.037](And I really need the cash)
(我真的很缺钱) [02:12.934]Cause I’m unemployed at the moment
因为现在失业中 [02:16.650](Just moved back in with my dad)
(刚搬回老爸家住) [02:18.213] [02:18.467][MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is] [02:18.728]Yo I’m MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is
我是MC不懂反讽 [02:20.822]Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
走到妹子面前亲了她 [02:23.457]She said “Let’s go to your place, I’ll suck your ****”
她说"去你家 给你口" [02:26.288]I said “Hell yeah *****, that’s so ironic”
我说"太棒了 这真他妈讽刺" [02:28.851] [02:29.107]Yo I’m MC Gets Side–Tracked Easily
我是MC容易跑题 [02:31.707]My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
我的押韵像甘多尔菲尼般牛逼 [02:34.275]You know he’s known for the Sopranos but he’s also in movies
他演过《黑道家族》也拍过电影 [02:36.822]Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
比如《矮子当道》和《终极速度》 [02:39.676]Which I didn’t really like cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen
其实我不太喜欢因为讨厌查理·辛 [02:42.471]Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
不过《反斗神鹰》里他还挺搞笑 [02:44.810]But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
但我更喜欢《白头神探》里的莱斯利·尼尔森 [02:47.700]You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
知道谁还演过吗？O.J.辛普森 [02:50.295]Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that
想到他后来干的事就觉得怪怪的 [02:52.891]Wait, what was I saying?
等等 我刚说啥来着？ [02:54.209]I think I got side–tracked.
好像又跑题了 [02:55.583][MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3] [02:55.842]Yo I’m MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
我是MC致命武器123 [02:58.165]I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me
超爱这三部但第四部让我失望 [03:00.778]Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
丹尼·格洛弗 梅尔·吉布森 乔·佩西 [03:03.399]Why did they have to make a 4th?
为啥非要拍第四部？ [03:04.925]They had a perfect trilogy!
三部曲明明很完美！ [03:06.213][MC Lethal Weapon 4] [03:06.475]MC Lethal Weapon 4 that’s me
我是MC致命武器4 [03:08.828]I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
我不同意MC致命武器123的观点 [03:11.394]Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
虽然承认三部曲确实经典 [03:13.964]The 4th was also good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!
但第四部也不差 加了克里斯·洛克和李连杰！ [03:16.858] [03:17.116][MC Shit My Pants Frequently] [03:17.635]Yo I’m MC Shit My Pants Frequently
我是MC经常拉裤兜 [03:19.471]It usually happens when I’m walking down the street
通常发生在逛街的时候 [03:22.298]Or when I’m hanging out with some fly ass hoes
或者和辣妹约会时 [03:24.864]There we go!
又来了！ [03:25.621]Thank god I brought a change of clothes!
幸好带了换洗衣服！ [03:27.233] [03:27.739]Yo I’m the MC with the final verse
我是唱最后一段的MC [03:30.335]I’m supposed to sum up everything you heard
本应该总结前面所有内容 [03:32.646]But muther****ers I don’t really have the time
但老子真没那个闲工夫 [03:35.507]So **** that and come back to the Chorus Guy
所以去他妈的 还是回副歌吧 [03:38.065] [03:38.322][Chorus — Chorus Guy] [03:38.575]I’m still singing the chorus
我还在唱副歌 [03:42.155](Thank god we’re almost done)
(谢天谢地快结束了) [03:43.691]I hate singing the chorus
我恨死唱副歌了 [03:47.318](Such a boring ****ing job)
(这工作无聊透顶) [03:49.401]I’m gonna take my 40 bucks
拿了四十块钱就走人 [03:52.489](That’s what their paying me)
(他们就付这么多) [03:54.307]And I’m gonna go get really drunk
准备去买醉 [03:57.896](********** then go to sleep)
(**********然后睡觉)
其他说唱歌手都听得懂——就我不行！ [00:18.461]First on the mic – MC Confusing!
第一个拿麦的是MC胡言乱语！ [00:20.806]I took a piss on my ****ack and called it Jack Black
我往自己丁丁上撒尿还管它叫杰克·布莱克 [00:23.438]It’s a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap
这是事实 我的押韵比扎克·布拉夫打盹时还多 [00:26.038]I attack mother****ers wearing purple backpacks
我攻击那些背紫色书包的傻缺 [00:28.912]And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track
还啃毛巾架 在你们曲子上拉屎 [00:31.261]Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say
你们太逊了 因为谁都能听懂你们唱啥 [00:34.085]But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay
但当我拿起麦克风 我能用粘土挤出牛奶 [00:36.661]And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
用牙膏管弹空气吉他 [00:39.550]And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape
喊着"空手道铅笔盒"还录下来 [00:42.369][MC Insecure] [00:42.628]Yo I’m MC Insecure – what’s up?
我是MC没自信——咋了？ [00:44.922]I really don’t think that I’m good enough
真心觉得自己不够格 [00:47.490]To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck
在这首歌里押韵 因为我的歌词太烂 [00:50.064]All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
所有段落都像冰球饼一样平 [00:52.899]It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse
花七个月才写出第一段词 [00:55.532]And now I got nothing left so I’ll pretend that I got hurt
现在江郎才尽 只能假装受伤 [00:58.094]Aw, I think I sprained my ankle
嗷 我好像崴到脚踝了 [01:01.206]You guys go ahead and finish the song without me
你们继续唱吧别管我了 [01:03.776][MC Amnesia] [01:04.040]Yo MC Amnesia up in this *****
我是MC失忆症 闪亮登场 [01:06.367]Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch
五天前醒来躺在阴沟里 [01:08.961]Didn’t know who I was I couldn’t remember shit
不知道自己是谁 啥都记不得 [01:11.809]Apparently something happened that was traumatic
据说经历了什么创伤 [01:14.094]I used to have more rhymes but I can’t remember them
本来有更多押韵但全忘了 [01:16.967]Seriously I’m freaking out I can’t remember anything!
真的慌得要命 啥都想不起来！ [01:19.602]Whats my mother****ing name?
我他妈到底叫啥名？ [01:21.688](Seriously does anyone know what my name is?)
(说真的有人知道我名字吗？) [01:24.509] [01:24.762][MC Public Urination] [01:25.272]Yo I’m MC Public Urination – what – what!
我是MC当街撒尿——咋地！ [01:27.888]I take a ****ing piss on a ****ing sidewalk
老子就在人行道上尿尿 [01:30.445]Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my ****
随时随地掏出老二 [01:33.099]And empty my bladder while you mother****ers watch!
当着你们这群傻缺的面放水！ [01:35.438]You other MCs can’t handle this shit!
其他MC都hold不住这场面！ [01:38.267]You’re just a little ***** afraid to pee in public
你们这些怂包不敢当众小便 [01:40.899]You run into a toilet every time you have to piss
一有尿意就冲进厕所 [01:43.469]Yo **** that shit – I just whip out my ****!
去他妈的——老子直接掏出来！ [01:46.301]Yo MC Fatigue – yeah that’s me
我是MC嗜睡症——没错 [01:48.904]Every time I grab the mic I ****ing fall asleep
每次拿到麦克风就直接睡着 [01:56.853] [01:57.105][Chorus — Chorus Guy] [01:57.361]I’m the guy who sings the chorus
我就是唱副歌的那家伙 [02:00.979](It breaks up the song)
(用来分割歌曲) [02:02.287]My part is kinda boring
我这部分挺无聊的 [02:05.867](I wish that I could go home)
(真想赶紧回家) [02:07.447]But they’re paying me to sing the chorus
但他们付钱让我唱副歌 [02:11.037](And I really need the cash)
(我真的很缺钱) [02:12.934]Cause I’m unemployed at the moment
因为现在失业中 [02:16.650](Just moved back in with my dad)
(刚搬回老爸家住) [02:18.213] [02:18.467][MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is] [02:18.728]Yo I’m MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is
我是MC不懂反讽 [02:20.822]Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
走到妹子面前亲了她 [02:23.457]She said “Let’s go to your place, I’ll suck your ****”
她说"去你家 给你口" [02:26.288]I said “Hell yeah *****, that’s so ironic”
我说"太棒了 这真他妈讽刺" [02:28.851] [02:29.107]Yo I’m MC Gets Side–Tracked Easily
我是MC容易跑题 [02:31.707]My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
我的押韵像甘多尔菲尼般牛逼 [02:34.275]You know he’s known for the Sopranos but he’s also in movies
他演过《黑道家族》也拍过电影 [02:36.822]Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
比如《矮子当道》和《终极速度》 [02:39.676]Which I didn’t really like cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen
其实我不太喜欢因为讨厌查理·辛 [02:42.471]Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
不过《反斗神鹰》里他还挺搞笑 [02:44.810]But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
但我更喜欢《白头神探》里的莱斯利·尼尔森 [02:47.700]You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
知道谁还演过吗？O.J.辛普森 [02:50.295]Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that
想到他后来干的事就觉得怪怪的 [02:52.891]Wait, what was I saying?
等等 我刚说啥来着？ [02:54.209]I think I got side–tracked.
好像又跑题了 [02:55.583][MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3] [02:55.842]Yo I’m MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
我是MC致命武器123 [02:58.165]I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me
超爱这三部但第四部让我失望 [03:00.778]Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
丹尼·格洛弗 梅尔·吉布森 乔·佩西 [03:03.399]Why did they have to make a 4th?
为啥非要拍第四部？ [03:04.925]They had a perfect trilogy!
三部曲明明很完美！ [03:06.213][MC Lethal Weapon 4] [03:06.475]MC Lethal Weapon 4 that’s me
我是MC致命武器4 [03:08.828]I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
我不同意MC致命武器123的观点 [03:11.394]Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
虽然承认三部曲确实经典 [03:13.964]The 4th was also good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!
但第四部也不差 加了克里斯·洛克和李连杰！ [03:16.858] [03:17.116][MC Shit My Pants Frequently] [03:17.635]Yo I’m MC Shit My Pants Frequently
我是MC经常拉裤兜 [03:19.471]It usually happens when I’m walking down the street
通常发生在逛街的时候 [03:22.298]Or when I’m hanging out with some fly ass hoes
或者和辣妹约会时 [03:24.864]There we go!
又来了！ [03:25.621]Thank god I brought a change of clothes!
幸好带了换洗衣服！ [03:27.233] [03:27.739]Yo I’m the MC with the final verse
我是唱最后一段的MC [03:30.335]I’m supposed to sum up everything you heard
本应该总结前面所有内容 [03:32.646]But muther****ers I don’t really have the time
但老子真没那个闲工夫 [03:35.507]So **** that and come back to the Chorus Guy
所以去他妈的 还是回副歌吧 [03:38.065] [03:38.322][Chorus — Chorus Guy] [03:38.575]I’m still singing the chorus
我还在唱副歌 [03:42.155](Thank god we’re almost done)
(谢天谢地快结束了) [03:43.691]I hate singing the chorus
我恨死唱副歌了 [03:47.318](Such a boring ****ing job)
(这工作无聊透顶) [03:49.401]I’m gonna take my 40 bucks
拿了四十块钱就走人 [03:52.489](That’s what their paying me)
(他们就付这么多) [03:54.307]And I’m gonna go get really drunk
准备去买醉 [03:57.896](********** then go to sleep)
(**********然后睡觉)