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[00:00.000] 作词 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:17.422]MC Confusing back in this b***h
MC混乱天王重出江湖 [00:20.486]With a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket
带着停车三明治和炸鸡优惠券 [00:23.368]I got a liquid face lift from a fig with big ****
无花果大雕给我做了液体拉皮 [00:26.519]And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with fake spit
英国佬用假口水扭伤了我的手腕 [00:29.494]And you don't understand it, 'cause you're not supposed to
你听不懂就对了本来就不该懂 [00:32.386]Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon
像嫉妒卡通片里的拐杖糖蛇 [00:35.493]And I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to
我马上要走了但临走前必须 [00:38.355]Drink a Chevy chase face and rape Robocop 2
喝掉雪佛兰追尾脸再强暴机械战警2 [00:41.723]Yo, I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy
我是MC历史发明家 [00:44.276]I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73
投下歌词炸弹像73年广岛爆炸 [00:47.380]I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Ann Frank's Diary
押韵如莎士比亚写安妮日记 [00:50.493]Which is about the civil war of 1812 in Germany
讲的是1812年德国南北战争 [00:53.352]I'm like the Spanish inquisition when they killed Jesus
我像西班牙宗教裁判所处死耶稣 [00:56.449]And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis
林肯自杀案是我的论文主题 [00:59.343]Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red sea
摩西分红海当我集中注意力 [01:02.483]Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army
就像1950年他带解放军渡江 [01:05.394]I'm MC Don't Know How to Pluralize Word
我是MC复数永远加不对 [01:08.511]I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl
我有超多押韵还睡遍所有妹 [01:11.348]When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
明明该用复数但我偏不遵守 [01:14.444]But I never learned that through all the year I've been alive
活了这么多年语法从没学透 [01:17.558]Hello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype
我是MC加拿大刻板印象 [01:20.201]I'm about to get started, so let me get off the ice
准备开场先让我从冰面下来 [01:23.548]But I don't want any trouble, and I am always polite
我彬彬有礼绝不惹是生非 [01:26.447]Now let's hop on my snowmobile, and I will tell you what I like
坐上雪地摩托带你看我的最爱 [01:29.308]But first I'll turn of curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
先关掉冰壶比赛调低艾薇儿音量 [01:32.477]Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue
来句法语展示双语国家风采 [01:35.391]Oh boy, I fell of my igloo and I hurt my knee
哎哟从冰屋摔下磕破膝盖 [01:38.060]Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada it's free, eh
别担心在加拿大看病免费呢 [01:41.702]MC Fatigue, did you miss me
MC嗜睡症想我了吗 [01:44.333]I'll be awake for five minutes, 'cause I had a coffee
咖啡因只能让我清醒五分钟 [01:47.207]I'll try to get through my verse, but I really don't know
努力唱完这段但真的不确定 [01:50.319]I drank that coffee about five minutes ago
毕竟那杯咖啡是五分钟前喝的 [01:53.947](snoring)
(鼾声) [01:58.811]They hired me again to sing this mother****ing chorus
他们又雇我来唱这该死的副歌 [02:03.495]I haven't found a ****ing job yet so I gotta do this bullshit
还没找到工作只能继续干这破事 [02:08.949](I can't take it, I'm done)
(受不了了 我放弃) [02:10.557]I don't think I can sing another ****ing chorus
实在不想再唱一遍副歌了 [02:15.437]I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge, or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did
不如去跳桥或者学柯本爆头 [02:20.852](I think my dad has a gun)
(我爸柜子里有枪) [02:22.681]I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees
我是MC蜜蜂百科全书 [02:25.495]15 miles per hour is their average speed
飞行时速15英里是平均水平 [02:28.354]A queen can lay up to 3000 eggs in a day
蜂王日产卵高达三千枚 [02:31.445]Just because I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay
懂蜜蜂知识又不代表我是基佬 [02:34.314]I'm also MC In the Closet Homosexual
同时也是MC深柜同性恋 [02:37.431]I hide it 'cause it's easier to be heterosexual
装直男因为这样更轻松 [02:40.324]We can't even get married in most states here in America
在美国多数州我们甚至不能结婚 [02:43.176]It's ****ed up
太扯了 [02:44.229]Gay marriage is legal here, in Canada
不过在加拿大同性婚姻合法 [02:46.813]I'm MC Homophobic ****ing ******
我是MC恐同死基佬 [02:49.374]Being gay is evil and it is unnatural
搞同性恋邪恶又违背自然 [02:52.447]Jesus said to love thy neighbour, but only if they are straight
耶稣说爱邻舍但必须是直人 [02:55.293]B*****s go in a*****es, anything else is just insane
婊子才走后门其他方式都变态 [02:58.716]I'm MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes
我是MC超级没品押韵王 [03:01.344]I shake things up like J-fox when I get on the mic
制造混乱像杰克斯开麦时 [03:04.208]And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeves' horse
干掉对手像里夫斯坠马 [03:07.355]Then I put them to sleep, like Heath Ledger of course
再让他们长眠如希斯莱杰 [03:09.953](woah)
(哇哦) [03:10.974]I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct
我是MC政治正确标兵 [03:13.349]I disagree with the previous MC's lyrical content
强烈反对前面MC的歌词内容 [03:16.238]It's offensive, insensitive and in very bad taste
充满冒犯 麻木不仁 恶俗至极 [03:19.155]Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away
就像杰克逊死后蹭热度的烂歌 [03:22.228]Yo, MC Final Verse here to end this song
MC终章为这首歌收尾 [03:25.374]One was enough, we didn't need a sequel Jon
一首就够了强森你何必拍续集 [03:28.197]Wtf Collective 2+I Kill People+Make a fourth Show Me Your p***s or another Normal Guy
WTF合集2+我杀人+不如拍第四部《亮兵器》或《普通男人》 [03:31.138]But for now let's end this stupid song with a suicide
现在用自杀结束这首蠢歌吧 [03:34.460]This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus
这是我最后一次唱副歌 [03:39.369]My dad's gun was in his closet and I'm gonna end this bullshit
老爸的枪在衣柜里我要终结这一切 [03:44.886](I had a good run)
(这辈子值了) [03:46.687]I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finished the chorus
唱完这段副歌就扣扳机 [03:51.370]Sayonara and farewell, I guess I'll see you all in hell
永别了各位地狱再见 [03:56.824](Four, three, two, one)
(四 三 二 一)
MC混乱天王重出江湖 [00:20.486]With a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket
带着停车三明治和炸鸡优惠券 [00:23.368]I got a liquid face lift from a fig with big ****
无花果大雕给我做了液体拉皮 [00:26.519]And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with fake spit
英国佬用假口水扭伤了我的手腕 [00:29.494]And you don't understand it, 'cause you're not supposed to
你听不懂就对了本来就不该懂 [00:32.386]Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon
像嫉妒卡通片里的拐杖糖蛇 [00:35.493]And I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to
我马上要走了但临走前必须 [00:38.355]Drink a Chevy chase face and rape Robocop 2
喝掉雪佛兰追尾脸再强暴机械战警2 [00:41.723]Yo, I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy
我是MC历史发明家 [00:44.276]I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73
投下歌词炸弹像73年广岛爆炸 [00:47.380]I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Ann Frank's Diary
押韵如莎士比亚写安妮日记 [00:50.493]Which is about the civil war of 1812 in Germany
讲的是1812年德国南北战争 [00:53.352]I'm like the Spanish inquisition when they killed Jesus
我像西班牙宗教裁判所处死耶稣 [00:56.449]And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis
林肯自杀案是我的论文主题 [00:59.343]Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red sea
摩西分红海当我集中注意力 [01:02.483]Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army
就像1950年他带解放军渡江 [01:05.394]I'm MC Don't Know How to Pluralize Word
我是MC复数永远加不对 [01:08.511]I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl
我有超多押韵还睡遍所有妹 [01:11.348]When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
明明该用复数但我偏不遵守 [01:14.444]But I never learned that through all the year I've been alive
活了这么多年语法从没学透 [01:17.558]Hello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype
我是MC加拿大刻板印象 [01:20.201]I'm about to get started, so let me get off the ice
准备开场先让我从冰面下来 [01:23.548]But I don't want any trouble, and I am always polite
我彬彬有礼绝不惹是生非 [01:26.447]Now let's hop on my snowmobile, and I will tell you what I like
坐上雪地摩托带你看我的最爱 [01:29.308]But first I'll turn of curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
先关掉冰壶比赛调低艾薇儿音量 [01:32.477]Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue
来句法语展示双语国家风采 [01:35.391]Oh boy, I fell of my igloo and I hurt my knee
哎哟从冰屋摔下磕破膝盖 [01:38.060]Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada it's free, eh
别担心在加拿大看病免费呢 [01:41.702]MC Fatigue, did you miss me
MC嗜睡症想我了吗 [01:44.333]I'll be awake for five minutes, 'cause I had a coffee
咖啡因只能让我清醒五分钟 [01:47.207]I'll try to get through my verse, but I really don't know
努力唱完这段但真的不确定 [01:50.319]I drank that coffee about five minutes ago
毕竟那杯咖啡是五分钟前喝的 [01:53.947](snoring)
(鼾声) [01:58.811]They hired me again to sing this mother****ing chorus
他们又雇我来唱这该死的副歌 [02:03.495]I haven't found a ****ing job yet so I gotta do this bullshit
还没找到工作只能继续干这破事 [02:08.949](I can't take it, I'm done)
(受不了了 我放弃) [02:10.557]I don't think I can sing another ****ing chorus
实在不想再唱一遍副歌了 [02:15.437]I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge, or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did
不如去跳桥或者学柯本爆头 [02:20.852](I think my dad has a gun)
(我爸柜子里有枪) [02:22.681]I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees
我是MC蜜蜂百科全书 [02:25.495]15 miles per hour is their average speed
飞行时速15英里是平均水平 [02:28.354]A queen can lay up to 3000 eggs in a day
蜂王日产卵高达三千枚 [02:31.445]Just because I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay
懂蜜蜂知识又不代表我是基佬 [02:34.314]I'm also MC In the Closet Homosexual
同时也是MC深柜同性恋 [02:37.431]I hide it 'cause it's easier to be heterosexual
装直男因为这样更轻松 [02:40.324]We can't even get married in most states here in America
在美国多数州我们甚至不能结婚 [02:43.176]It's ****ed up
太扯了 [02:44.229]Gay marriage is legal here, in Canada
不过在加拿大同性婚姻合法 [02:46.813]I'm MC Homophobic ****ing ******
我是MC恐同死基佬 [02:49.374]Being gay is evil and it is unnatural
搞同性恋邪恶又违背自然 [02:52.447]Jesus said to love thy neighbour, but only if they are straight
耶稣说爱邻舍但必须是直人 [02:55.293]B*****s go in a*****es, anything else is just insane
婊子才走后门其他方式都变态 [02:58.716]I'm MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes
我是MC超级没品押韵王 [03:01.344]I shake things up like J-fox when I get on the mic
制造混乱像杰克斯开麦时 [03:04.208]And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeves' horse
干掉对手像里夫斯坠马 [03:07.355]Then I put them to sleep, like Heath Ledger of course
再让他们长眠如希斯莱杰 [03:09.953](woah)
(哇哦) [03:10.974]I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct
我是MC政治正确标兵 [03:13.349]I disagree with the previous MC's lyrical content
强烈反对前面MC的歌词内容 [03:16.238]It's offensive, insensitive and in very bad taste
充满冒犯 麻木不仁 恶俗至极 [03:19.155]Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away
就像杰克逊死后蹭热度的烂歌 [03:22.228]Yo, MC Final Verse here to end this song
MC终章为这首歌收尾 [03:25.374]One was enough, we didn't need a sequel Jon
一首就够了强森你何必拍续集 [03:28.197]Wtf Collective 2+I Kill People+Make a fourth Show Me Your p***s or another Normal Guy
WTF合集2+我杀人+不如拍第四部《亮兵器》或《普通男人》 [03:31.138]But for now let's end this stupid song with a suicide
现在用自杀结束这首蠢歌吧 [03:34.460]This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus
这是我最后一次唱副歌 [03:39.369]My dad's gun was in his closet and I'm gonna end this bullshit
老爸的枪在衣柜里我要终结这一切 [03:44.886](I had a good run)
(这辈子值了) [03:46.687]I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finished the chorus
唱完这段副歌就扣扳机 [03:51.370]Sayonara and farewell, I guess I'll see you all in hell
永别了各位地狱再见 [03:56.824](Four, three, two, one)
(四 三 二 一)