The Birthday Song-Jon lajoie

[00:00.000] 作词 : Jonathan Lajoie [00:01.000] 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie [00:06.579]It's your birthday today
今天是你的生日 [00:09.641](Woohoo)
(呜呼) [00:10.933]What does that mean
这意味着什么 [00:11.468]I guess I'll try to explain
让我试着解释清楚 [00:14.320]That many years ago on this day
多年前的这一天 [00:17.754]It was the first time your parents
是你父母第一次 [00:20.634]saw your beautiful face
见到你可爱的小脸 [00:23.522](Oh, such a cute little baby)
(噢 多么可爱的宝宝) [00:25.887]And nine months before that
而在那个神奇日子 [00:28.212]magical day
的九个月前 [00:30.011]Your dad probably took your mom
你爸爸约了你妈妈 [00:31.790]out on a date
出去约会 [00:33.319]And they were having a good time
他们玩得非常尽兴 [00:36.947]They were dancing and drinking wine
跳舞喝酒不亦乐乎 [00:40.139](We're gonna live forever)
(我们要永远在一起) [00:41.414]And when they got home
等回到家的时候 [00:43.233]They were horny as hell
他们已经欲火焚身 [00:45.307]And your dad threw your mom down
你爸爸把你妈妈 [00:47.391]on the bed
扔到床上 [00:48.937]And he tore her panties off
扯掉她的内裤 [00:52.064]And his wee-wee was hard as a rock
他的小弟弟硬得像石头 [00:55.161](I'm so horny)
(我好饥渴) [00:56.978]And at this point your mom wanted
这时你妈妈想给 [00:59.307]to give your dad head
你爸爸口交 [01:00.352]But your dad also wanted to give
但你爸爸也想给 [01:02.657]your mom head
你妈妈口交 [01:04.498]So they formed a sixty nine
于是他们六九式缠绵 [01:06.857](sit on my face)
(坐我脸上) [01:07.920]And your mom came
你妈妈至少 [01:08.721]at least three times
高潮了三次 [01:10.599](Oh, oh, oh)
(噢 噢 噢) [01:12.200]And then your dad was so excited
你爸爸急着要进入 [01:14.315]to get inside your mom
你妈妈身体 [01:15.916]That he forgot to put a condom on
结果忘记戴上避孕套 [01:19.858]And when he realized his mistake
当他意识到错误时 [01:22.459](O-oh)
(糟了) [01:23.558]He had *********d
已经抱怨着 [01:25.400]and it was too late
为时已晚 [01:28.451](You're not on the pill, are you?)
(你没吃避孕药对吧?) [01:31.058]And then your mom got pregnant
后来你妈妈怀孕了 [01:34.746]And your dad started crying
你爸爸开始哭泣 [01:38.002](Wah)
(哇) [01:38.802]He wanted your mom
他想让你妈妈 [01:40.389]to get an abortion
去堕胎 [01:41.913](Please!)
(求你了!) [01:42.939]But your mom really wanted a child
但你妈妈坚持要生下孩子 [01:45.772](Dammit!)
(该死!) [01:46.836]And nine months later
九个月后 [01:51.043]you were born
你诞生了 [01:54.467]And five months later
五个月后 [01:58.586]your parents got a divorce
你父母离婚了 [02:05.822]Happy birthday...
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