If I Had...-Eminem

[00:02.54]life.. by marshall mathers [00:05.56]what is life? [00:07.52]life is like a big obstacle [00:08.59]put in front of your optical to slow you down [00:11.50]and everytime you think you gotten past it [00:13.50]it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground [00:16.51]what are friends? [00:18.50]friends are people that you think are your friends [00:20.52]but they really your enemies, with secret indentities [00:22.57]and disguises, to hide they true colors [00:25.52]so just when you think you close enough to be brothers [00:27.54]they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin [00:30.55]what is money? [00:31.59]money is what makes a man act funny [00:34.54]money is the root of all evil [00:36.53]money'll make them same friends come back around [00:38.59]swearing that they was always down [00:41.53]what is life? [00:42.59]i'm tired of life [00:44.52]i'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins [00:47.53]i'm tired of committing so many sins [00:50.51]tired of always giving in when this bottle of henny wins [00:52.59]tired of never having any ends [00:55.53]tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins [00:58.56]i'm tired of this dj playing your **** when he spins [01:01.58]tired of not having a deal [01:03.57]tired of having to deal with the ******** without grabbing the steel [01:07.52]tired of drowning in my sorrow [01:08.57]tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my monte carlo [01:12.59]i'm tired of ************* spraying **** and dartin off [01:15.58]i'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour [01:19.53]then this boss wanders why i'm smartin off [01:21.52]i'm tired of being fired everytime i fart and cough [01:24.50]tired of having to work as a gas station clerk [01:26.57]for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk [01:29.56]i'm tired of using plastic silverware [01:31.53]tired of working in building square [01:33.59]tired of not being a millionaire [01:36.55] [01:36.59]but if i had a million dollars [01:37.59]i'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics [01:40.59]if i had a magic wand, i'd make the world suck my **** [01:44.58]without a condom on, while i'm on the john [01:47.51]if i had a million bucks [01:48.57]it wouldn't be enough, because i'd still be out [01:51.52]robbing armored trucks [01:52.58]if i had one wish [01:54.53]i would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss [01:57.58] [01:58.54]i'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor [02:00.58]tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store [02:03.53]i'm tired of not having a phone [02:05.52]tired of not having a home to have one in if i did have it on [02:09.52]tired of not driving a bm [02:11.55]tired of not working at gm, tired of wanting to be him [02:14.59]tired of not sleeping without a tylenol pm [02:17.57]tired of not performing in a packed coliseum [02:20.56]tired of not being on tour [02:22.51]tired of ******* the same blonde whore after work [02:25.51]in the back of a contour [02:26.56]i'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones [02:29.50]having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns [02:31.59]tired of being stared at [02:33.54]i'm tired of wearing the same damn nike air hat [02:36.59]tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of lugz [02:39.56]tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs [02:43.52]tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as me [02:46.53]saying they wasn't feeling me on 'nobody's as ill as me' [02:49.53]i'm tired of radio stations telling fibs [02:51.57]tired of j-l-b saying 'where hip-hop lives' [02:54.55] [02:55.51]but if i had a million dollars [02:56.58]i'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics [03:00.57]if i had a magic wand, i'd make the world suck my **** [03:04.50]without a condom on, while i'm on the john [03:06.53]if i had a million bucks [03:07.59]it wouldn't be enough, because i'd still be out [03:10.53]robbing armored trucks [03:12.50]if i had one wish [03:13.58]i would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss [03:17.51] [03:18.54]you know what i'm saying? [03:20.53]i'm tired of all of this ******** [03:22.58]telling me to be positive [03:24.56]how'm i 'sposed to be positive when i don't see **** positive? [03:27.57]know what i'm sayin? [03:29.55]i rap about **** around me, **** i see [03:31.57]know what i'm sayin? right now i'm tired of everything [03:33.59]tired of all this player hating that's going on in my own city [03:37.51]can't get no airplay, you know what i'm sayin? [03:40.50]but ey, it's cool though, you know what i'm sayin? [03:44.59]just fed up [03:47.57]that's my word