Swinging on a Star-Bing Crosby

[00:07.017] Would you like to swing on a star
你肯定想在星星上热舞吧 [00:10.731] Carry moonbeams home in a jar
把月光装在罐子里带回家 [00:13.940] And be better off than you are
那样会比你现在这样无所事事好很多的 [00:17.807] Or would you rather be a mule
或者...难不成你想当一匹马骡？？？ [00:20.882] A mule is an animal with long funny ears
马骡啊，是一种有着滑稽大耳朵的“动物”（其实是在嘲讽某些人啦，后面的动物应该都是这种诙谐的比喻） [00:24.817] Kicks up at anything he hears
把所有他听到的东西踢飞 [00:27.808] His back is brawny but his brain is weak
他就是传说中的四肢发达，头脑简单 [00:30.852] He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
其实吧，马骡就是单纯的愚蠢加上固执罢了（令人讨厌不是吗） [00:34.031] And by the way, if you hate to go to school
哦对了，随便一提，假如你讨厌上学 [00:38.166] You may grow up to be a mule
那你以后就是一只又蠢又讨人嫌的骡子了（大嘘） [00:40.976] Or would you like to swing on a star
我觉得你还是宁愿在星星上热舞吧 [00:43.964] Carry moonbeams home in a jar
把月光装在罐子里带回家 [00:47.492] And be better off than you are
那样会比你现在这样无所事事好很多的 [00:51.058] Or would you rather be a pig
哦...天哪...难不成你想当头猪？？？ [00:54.386] A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
猪是那种会把泥土搞得满脸都是的“动物”（上一条翻译解释过为什么翻成动物） [00:58.194] His shoes are a terrible disgrace
他的鞋子上沾满了耻辱的象征 [01:01.370] He has no manners when he eats his food
他吃饭的时候毫无吃相 [01:04.932] He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
这种动物（人） [01:07.947] But if you don't care a feather or a fig
但是如果你从来不注意细节（这个比喻很有意思啊，虽然值翻应当是“羽毛和无花果”，但是，羽毛这种很轻的物品可以指细枝末节的事情，fig也有同样的意思，大家mark一下啊，这个修辞蛮好的） [01:11.249] You may grow up to be a pig
那你最终就会变成一头猪了 [01:14.840] Or would you like to swing on a star
我觉得你还是宁愿在星星上热舞吧 [01:18.286] Carry moonbeams home in a jar
把月光装在罐子里带回家 [01:21.662] And be better off than you are
那样会比你现在这样无所事事好很多的 [01:25.838] Or would you rather be a fish
还是说你想当只鱼？？？ [01:28.506] A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook
鱼是种极度麻木的“动物”，就只会在小溪里面游泳 [01:32.100] He can't write his name or read a book
他不会读写 [01:35.425] To fool the people is his only thought
他只想着耍滑头企图欺骗别人 [01:39.100] And though he's slippery, he still gets caught
但是就算他再怎么耍滑头，因为他自身的愚蠢，所以老是被识破 [01:42.210] But then if that sort of life is what you wish
但是如果你希望过着这种朝不保夕，麻木不仁的生活 [01:46.426] You may grow up to be a fish
那么你可能就会变成一条鱼了 [02:00.148] A new kind of jumped up slippery fish
而且是一种新型的会跳的滑溜溜的，恶心的鱼哦~ [02:03.125] And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
是这样，并非所有猴子都在动物园里 [02:06.600] Every day you meet quite a few
你会在你的生活中遇见大量的行为举止令人厌恶，自私自利的人 [02:09.891] So you see it's all up to you
但是你自己会成为这样的人吗？ [02:13.996] You can be better than you are
你应该，你值得成为更好的人 [02:21.063] You could be swingin' on a star
来吧，在星星上跳舞吧，让我们忘却一切烦恼！