Friends S05E11-英语听力

[00:00.00] [00:02.26]Any entertainment there? [00:04.03]All right. Here we go! 1999,the year of Joey. 来罗！1999年 乔伊“快乐”的一年 [00:08.77]We're very happy for you. 恭喜你 [00:10.57]What's the matter? 怎么了？ [00:11.91]We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else will,so.... 我们想在午夜接吻 但其他人都没这个打算 [00:15.74]All right,I'll take care of it. 好，交给我 [00:18.71]It's 30 seconds to midnight, what are you gonna do? 乔伊，只剩30秒了 你能怎么办？ [00:21.32]Will you just trust me? 相信我好吗？ [00:23.12]Thirty-three, 32, 31 33！32！31 [00:25.79]Who are you kissing at midnight? Rachel or Phoebe? 你0点要亲谁？ 瑞秋还是菲比？ [00:29.56]You can't kiss your sister. 你又不能亲你妹 [00:31.43]-Who's gonna kiss my sister? -Chandler. 那谁要亲我妹？ 钱德 [00:33.73]Oh,man! Really? 不会吧 [00:34.96]Would you rather have me or him kiss her? 老兄，你觉得谁比较好 我还是钱德？ [00:37.13]That's a good point. 有道理 [00:38.63]Since I have that whole history with Rachel,I guess Phoebe. 我和瑞秋有太多纠葛 那就菲比吧 [00:43.20]Phoebe! Listen. Ross wants to kiss you at midnight. 菲比！罗斯午夜想亲你 [00:47.11]So obvious. Why doesn't he just ask? 太明显了，他大可直说 [00:50.58]-Rach! I'm gonna kiss you at midnight. -What? 瑞秋！我午夜要亲你 什么？ [00:53.28]You can't kiss Ross. You got the history. 你亲罗斯会小尴尬 [00:55.82]So? 所以呢？ [00:57.22]-Would you prefer me or Chandler? -Good point. 所以你想让我亲还是让钱德亲 有道理 对吧 [01:00.99]Three, two, one! 3！2！1！ [01:03.79]Happy New Year! 新年快乐！ [01:11.63]-Happy New Year. -Happy New Year. 新年快乐 [01:13.84]-Happy New Year. -You too. 菲比，新年快乐 你也是 [01:15.67]Happy New Year,Joey. 乔伊，新年快乐 [01:17.41]So that do anything for you? 刚才那个吻如何？ [01:21.54]The One with All the Resolutions 本集播出：“新年新希望” [02:08.42]You know what? 你们知道吗？ [02:09.76]I'm gonna go out on a limb and say "No divorces in '99!" 我要召告天下 99年我不离婚 [02:16.36]But your divorce isn't final yet. 但你的离婚手续还没办好 [02:19.03]Just the one divorce in '99! 99年我只离一次婚 漂亮 [02:23.44]I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy. 我今年要过得很快乐 我要让自己快乐 [02:27.78]Do you want us to leave the room? 你要我们回避吗？ [02:30.78]Every day I am gonna do one thing I have never done before. 我每天都要做一件没做过的事 [02:35.28]That is my New Year's resolution. 这就是我的新年新希望 [02:38.49]That's a good one! 好棒的希望 [02:40.02]Mine is to pilot a commercial jet. 我是想开大型客机 [02:43.63]Now you only have to find a planeload of people... 这个也很棒，接着你得找一群 [02:46.90]...whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths. 希望自己坠机身亡的人 [02:50.47]Maybe your resolution should be not to make fun of your friends. 也许你应该立志不取笑朋友 [02:54.57]Especially the ones who might fly you to Europe for free. 尤其是会免费载你去欧洲的人 [02:58.71]She has a better chance of flying up your nose... 她开飞机的机率 [03:01.84]...than you do of not making fun of us. 比你不取笑我们还高 [03:05.01]I'll bet $50 you can't go the year without making fun of us. 50元赌你无法1年不笑我们 [03:09.15]Better yet,a week. 干脆1星期好了 [03:10.75]I'll take that bet,my friend. 我赌了 [03:12.72]Paying me the $50 can be... 输我那50元 就可以当你的... [03:14.99]...the "new thing you do" that day. “每日新鲜事” [03:19.73]And it starts right now! 就从现在开始 [03:22.83]My New Year's resolution is to learn how to play guitar. 我的新年新希望是学吉他 [03:26.87]Really? How come? 真的？为什么？ [03:28.44]You know those special skills I have listed on my resume? 我的履历表 不是列了一堆特殊专长 [03:32.24]I would love it if one of those was true. 我希望有一项是真的 [03:35.94]Want me to teach you? I'm a great teacher. 你要我教你吗？ 我是个很好的老师 [03:38.28]Really? Who have you taught? 真的？你教过谁？ [03:40.18]Well, I taught me. And I loved me. 我教过我，我很喜欢我 [03:43.45]That'd be great! Yeah, thanks, Phoebe. 太好了，谢谢你 [03:46.29]My resolution is to be less obsessed with being neat and clean. 我希望自己不要那么洁癖 [03:49.86]Really? 是吗？ [03:52.09]No! 不要 [03:58.27]Or something else. 换一个好了 [04:01.94]Look. Blaire forgot her glasses. 布莱儿忘了把眼镜带走 [04:04.24]She'll need these to keep an eye on that boyfriend. 她需要这副眼镜来盯住男朋友 [04:07.28]Who,from what I hear, needs to keep his stapler... 听说他得把订书机... [04:10.95]...in his desk drawer, if you know what I mean! ...收在收屉里 你们懂我的意思吧 [04:15.05]Maybe your resolution should be to gossip less. 或许你应该让自己别那么八卦 [04:18.32]What? I don't gossip. 我哪有八卦 [04:23.09]Maybe sometimes I find out things. 或许我偶尔会发现一些事 [04:25.46]Or I hear something and I pass that information on. 或听到一些事，然后转述出去 [04:29.16]You know, kind of like a public service. 当做一种服务 [04:32.17]It doesn't mean I'm a gossip. Is Ted Koppel a gossip? 这并不代表我很八卦 你们会说新闻主播八卦吗？ [04:35.67]If Ted Koppel talked about his coworkers' botched boob jobs, I would. 如果他说同事隆胸失败的话 [04:40.44]They were like this! 她隆成这样耶 [04:45.11]Fine, my New Year's resolution will be not to gossip. 好，我的新年新希望 就是不八卦 [04:49.72]-It's easy. -Easy? You have never kept a resolution. 这还不简单 简单？你从来没做到过 [04:53.22]-Yes, I have. -Okay, let's see how you did last year. 我当然有 好，来看看你去年的表现 [04:56.26]No. No. Not my diary. You cannot read my diary. 不要拿我的日记 你不能看我的日记 [05:01.06]"Dear diary: I'm so excited. 亲爱的日记：我好兴奋 [05:02.63]My resolution is to write in you every day. See you tomorrow." 我的新年新希望是每天写你 我们明天见 [05:07.40]Nothing. 什么都没写 [05:11.51]You know,not a lot happened last year. 去年发生了很多事 [05:14.84]All right,I will prove to you that I can keep it this time. No more gossiping. 好，我这次会证明给你们看 我再也不八卦了 [05:19.51]I hate gossip. In junior high this girl said a lot of mean stuff about me... 讲到八卦，国中时 有个女生说了我很多坏话 [05:23.72]...and I set her bike on fire. 我就放火烧她的脚踏车 [05:25.65]-Wow,what did she say about you? -She said I was crazy. 她说你什么？ 她说我是疯子 [05:29.22]But I guess she got hers. 得到报应了吧 [05:34.06]“中央咖啡馆” [05:36.80]-I'll see you tomorrow. -Okay. 那就明天见 好 [05:42.74]I just asked that girl out. 我约刚才那个女生出去 [05:44.57]Nice! 漂亮 [05:46.47]Is that part of your "new thing" for today? 这算是你今天的新鲜事吗？ [05:49.24]Yes, it is. See? 没错，你们看 [05:51.48]"Elizabeth... 伊丽莎白… [05:53.65]...Hornswoggle"? 宏史歪哥？ [05:56.75]That's right. 对… [05:58.69]Elizabeth Hornswoggle. 伊丽莎白宏史歪哥 [06:03.32]Horn..swoggle 宏史歪哥 [06:07.36]You okay,Chandler? 你还好吗？ [06:09.66]Something funny about that name? 这个姓有哪里好笑吗？ [06:12.27]No, I just think I've heard it somewhere before. 没有，我只是觉得好像听过 [06:18.41]Oh, really? Where? 是吗？在哪里听过？ [06:21.91]Somewhere funny,I'll bet. 一定是个很好笑的地方 [06:26.11]Guess what. 你猜怎么着 [06:27.52]I have a date with Elizabeth Hornswoggle. 我要跟一个伊丽莎白… 宏史歪哥约会 [06:34.62]Hornswoggle. Oh, this must be killing you! 宏史歪哥？ 你的嘴一定很痒 [06:40.56]Not really. 才不会 [06:42.36]-I haven't told you her middle name yet. -Well,don't. Just don't. 我还没说她中间的名字 拜托 不要 [06:45.97]-See you later. -See you. 待会见 [06:47.84]All right, Phoebe, I am ready for my first lesson. 菲比，我可以上第一课了 [06:52.17]No, you don't touch the guitar. 不行，不能碰吉他 [06:54.14]First you learn here, then here. 先练手，再练琴 [06:58.31]Okay. 好吧 [07:01.32]Lesson one: Chords. 好，第一课，和弦 [07:04.09]Now,I don't know the actual names of the chords. 我不知道这些和弦的真正名称 [07:08.86]But I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them. 不过我照手势帮它们取了名字 [07:15.83]So then this is "Bear Claw." 所以这是熊爪… [07:19.67]"Turkey Leg"... 火鸡脚… [07:22.50]...and "Old Lady." 和老太太 [07:26.71]What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. 真有趣的吉他教学方式 [07:31.68]You know,some might find it amusing. I myself find it regular. 有些人可能会觉得好笑 我觉得很普通 [07:39.69]Hey, everybody! 各位 [07:40.82]Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all. 瑞秋今天很乖 她都没有八卦 [07:43.89]I didn't. Even when I found out 没错，即使我发现… [07:46.69]Let's say I found out something about someone... 总之我发现了某人的某件事 [07:49.96]...and let's just say... 但是... [07:51.63]...she's gonna keep it. ...我不会说出来 [07:56.30]Check this out. 菲比，你看 [08:02.71]You nailed the Old Lady! 你搞定老太太了 [08:10.05]I thought I was getting better, so I stopped by this guitar store 我觉得我进步了 就在回家的路上去吉他店… [08:15.39]Did you touch any of the guitars there? 你在店里有碰吉他吗？ [08:19.36]Did you? 有吗？ [08:23.16]No. 没有 [08:25.93]Give me your hands. 手给我 [08:28.40]Strings. This 琴弦，这一只 [08:31.44]Pick. 弹片 [08:34.71]-Do you want to learn to play guitar? -Yes. 你想学吉他吗？ 想啊 [08:38.58]Then don't touch one! 那就不要碰吉他 [08:44.29]-Hi,Ben. -Auntie Monica! 班 摩妮卡姑姑 [08:48.22]Ross is wearing leather pants! 罗斯穿皮裤 [08:54.63]Does nobody else see Ross is wearing leather pants? 没有人看见罗斯穿皮裤吗？ [08:58.63]Someone comment on the pants! 谁来说句话吧 [09:02.90]-I think they're very nice. -I really like them a lot. 很帅气啊 我很喜欢 [09:08.24]Not what I had in mind. 我想的不是这个 [09:10.11]People like Ross don't wear these types of pants. 罗斯这种人通常不穿这种裤子 [09:13.98]You see, they're very tight. 这种裤子很紧 [09:16.88]Maybe there's something in that area? 也许可以评论一下 [09:19.95]I think they look really good. 很好看啊 [09:23.82]Where'd you get them? 在哪里买的？ [09:25.63]I needed a new thing for today. 我还没做今天的新鲜事 [09:28.00]There's this leather store that always smells so good. 我一直觉得这家皮衣店很香 [09:31.73]And I thought to myself: "Wow. I've never owned... 于是我心想 我从来没买过... [09:35.30]...a really good-smelling pair of pants before." ...一条很香的皮裤 [09:42.41]Oh,come on! 拜托啦！ [09:48.25]What do you think? 说真的，你们觉得怎样？ [09:49.98]You look like a freak. 好怪 [09:51.35]Awful! 难看死了 [09:56.12]What are you doing? 你在干什么？ [09:57.86]-It's my New Year's resolution. -To blind my child? 这是我的新年新希望 把我儿子弄瞎？ [10:02.10]To take pictures of us together. 不，是多照照我们的相片 [10:04.33]It's the best resolution. Everyone can enjoy them. 我觉得这样最好 大家都会喜欢 [10:07.27]Everyone will enjoy my music as well. 大家也都会喜欢我的演奏 [10:21.88]My God,these pants! I'm burning up. 天哪，这条裤子热死了 [10:27.69]Oh God! She wants to snuggle now? Is she trying to kill me? 她现在靠过来是想让我死吗？ [10:32.39]It's like a volcano in here! 这里面跟火山一样 [10:36.16]-Are you hot? -No. 你热吗？ 不会 [10:39.50]It must just be me, then. 那就是我在热 [10:55.38]That was just the pants and the couch. 那是裤子跟沙发磨擦的声音 [11:00.86]Do you mind if I use your bathroom? 可以借用一下洗手间吗？ [11:03.22]-Go ahead. -Thanks. 请便 谢谢 [11:46.20]My favorite part's coming up! 我最喜欢的部分要来了 好 [12:06.12]Oh,my God! 完蛋了 [12:11.49]Tiger. 老虎 [12:12.63]Dragon. 恐龙 [12:14.30]Iceberg! 冰山 [12:15.93]Joseph, did you even study at all last night? 乔瑟夫，你昨晚有练习吗？ [12:19.50]Yes,I did! 我有啊 [12:21.07]Then do lceberg. 那就把冰山做出来 [12:23.67]G-sharp. 升C [12:24.94]G-sharp? 升C？ [12:27.91]Have you been studying the real names of the chords? 你在偷学和弦名称吗？ [12:32.25]Have you? 有没有？ [12:34.58]Oh,my God! 我的天哪 [12:36.32]What? I didn't touch a guitar! 怎样？我又没有碰吉他 [12:38.52]But you're questioning my method! 但是你质疑我的教学方式 [12:40.45]No, I'm not questioning it. I'm saying it's stupid! 我不是质疑 我根本就觉得很蠢 [12:44.43]What? 干嘛？ [12:47.86]Thank you. 谢谢 [12:49.93]You know, none of my other student... 其他学生... [12:53.17]...thought I was stupid. ...都不觉得我蠢 [12:55.44]Your other student was you! 你的其他学生就是你 [12:59.67]Well, maybe you just need to try a little harder! 那又怎样，也许你应该更用功 [13:03.88]Maybe I need to try a real teacher! 也许我应该找个正牌老师 [13:06.38]Here! Andy Cooper. He teaches guitar. 这里，安迪古柏，他在教吉他 [13:08.88]There's a picture of him with a kid. 这里还有他跟小朋友的合照 [13:11.35]And the kid's got a guitar! 小朋友拿着吉他 [13:15.79]Fine! 好， [13:17.02]You learn from your "qualified instructor." 你去跟你的专业老师学 [13:19.96]But don't come crying when everyone is sick... 不过你可别哭着来找我 [13:22.73]...of hearing you play "Bad,Bad Leroy Brown"! 等大家听腻了“坏蛋李洛布朗” [13:27.23]全城最坏的大坏蛋 [13:29.47]Oh,fine. Take his side! 好啊，你去帮他啊 [13:38.41]I can't wait to be with you. 我好想赶快去找你 [13:40.98]I'll sneak over as soon as I can. 罗斯把小孩接走我就溜过去 [13:43.25]I'll tell Rachel I'll be doing laundry. 我会告诉瑞秋 我要洗两个小时衣服 [13:46.02]Laundry. Is that my new nickname? 洗衣服？那是我的新绰号吗？ [13:53.56]You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big 你明知你的绰号是大雕 [14:07.41]Would you stop looking at me like that? Phoebe was a terrible teacher. 别再那样看我了 菲比是个烂老师 [14:12.28]I wasn't learning anything from her 我什么都没学到 [14:14.45]Look I feel bad, too Forget it, we're going around in circles. 我也很难过… 算了，讲来讲去都一样 [14:18.82]走开啦 [14:23.96]Joey, it's Ross. I need some help. 乔伊，我是罗斯，我需要帮忙 [14:27.06]Chandler's not here. 钱德不在 [14:28.90]You can help me. 你可以帮我 [14:32.23]Okay. 好 [14:33.83]Listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom. 我在伊丽莎白的浴室里 [14:35.97]Nice! 漂亮 [14:38.41]No, I got really hot in my pants, so I took them off. 不是，我觉得皮裤很热 就进来脱掉 [14:42.14]But they must have shrunk from the sweat. 结果它一定是遇汗缩水 [14:45.31]Or my legs expanded from the heat. 或是我的腿因热膨胀 [14:48.82]I can't get them back on, Joey. I can't! 我现在穿不回去了 [14:54.89]That is quite a situation. 这个情况蛮严重的 [14:59.83]Do you see any powder? 你有粉之类的东西吗？ [15:02.20]Powder! Yeah, I have powder. 有，我有爽身粉 [15:04.67]Good, good. 很好 [15:06.27]Sprinkle some on. It'll absorb moisture. 把它撒在腿上吸汗 [15:08.84]Then you can get your pants on. 就能把裤子穿回去了 [15:10.70]Yeah,hold on. 好，等一下 [15:34.93]They're not coming on,man. 裤子还是拉不上来 [15:39.03]Okay,cut slits in the pants, right? Then put them back on... 好，把裤子割破几刀再穿回去 [15:44.34]...go out there and tell her you're the lncredible Hulk. 然后出去告诉她你是绿巨人 [15:49.71]Chandler's not there? 钱德不在是吧？ [15:52.88]That would have worked, but all right,fine. 那样真的可以，不过算了 [15:56.12]You see any.... Oh,Vaseline? 你找得到凡士林吗？ [16:00.89]I see lotion. I have lotion. Will that work? 我找到乳液，我有乳液 乳液行吗？ [16:04.06]Sure, throw some of that on there. 行，把它涂在腿上 等一下 [16:06.49]Hold on. [16:28.52]Sounds like it's working. 听起来有用 [16:31.09]They're still not coming on,man. 裤子还是拉不上来 [16:33.79]And the lotion and the powder have made a paste. 而且乳液和爽身粉糊成一团 [16:38.29]Really. 是喔？ [16:41.56]What color is it? 什么颜色？ [16:43.73]What difference does that make? 什么颜色有差吗？ [16:46.60]If the paste matches the pants, you can make paste pants... 如果跟裤子的颜色一样 你就糊一条假裤子 [16:50.30]...and she won't know! 她就看不出来了 [16:54.04]Do you have a minute? 乔伊，你有空吗？ [16:55.48]Dude, what am l 我该怎么… [16:57.11]Rachel's here, so good luck. Let me know how it goes. 瑞秋来了，祝你好运 让我知道结果 [17:02.75]Joey,I have such a problem. 乔伊，我遇到天大的问题 [17:05.42]Your timing couldn't be better. 你来得正好 [17:07.55]I'm putting out fires all over the place. 我正在到处救火 [17:11.09]Okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something. 好，乔伊，我得告诉你一件事 [17:15.16]What is it? 什么事？ [17:16.50]Oh，my God！ It's so huge! But promise me. You cannot tell anyone. 天哪，这件事太大条了 但你得保证不说出去 [17:20.10]No,no,no! I don't want to know. 不要，我不想知道 [17:23.24]You do want to know. This is unbelievable! 你绝对想知道，太不可思议了 [17:26.11]I'm tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets... 我不管，我不想再当知道秘密... [17:29.64]...and can't tell anyone. ...却不能说的人 [17:31.41]You know secrets? 什么秘密？你知道什么秘密？ [17:33.01]You're not supposed to gossip! 你不该八卦的 [17:34.85]I know. I just can't keep this in. So I pick up the phone 我知道，但这件事我憋不住 我刚才拿起电话… [17:43.86]I'm not listening to you! 我不听 [18:02.88]You've been in there for a long time. 罗斯，你进去很久了 [18:05.61]I'm starting to get kind of freaked out. 我开始有点害怕了 [18:08.38]All right, I'm coming out. 好，我要出去了 [18:12.12]Hey,can you turn the lights off? 你可以把灯关掉吗？ [18:17.86]Let's just leave the lights on. 不行，灯就让它开着 [18:30.87]Oh,my God! 我的天哪 [18:33.64]I had a problem. 我出了一点状况 [18:42.65]I can't talk to you. I don't have a fancy ad in the yellow pages. 我不能跟你说话 我没在电话簿上登广告 [18:48.62]Look, Phoebe, I just... 菲比，你听我说… [18:52.19]I want to apologize for saying your method was stupid. 我为批评你的教法道歉 [18:58.00]And maybe ask you to be my teacher again? 我也想重新拜你为师 [19:01.77]I promise,I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready. 在你说可以之前 我绝对不碰吉他 [19:14.92]You really think I'm ready? 我真的可以了？ [19:18.29]Wow,cool! 酷毙了 [19:40.57]-Was the chord at least right before? -No. 那个和弦弹对了吗？ 不对 [19:51.32]Oh,my God! 杀了我吧 [19:54.66]We heard about your pants. I'm so sorry. 我们听说了，好惨 [19:57.79]This year was supposed to be great. 今年应该很美好才对 [20:01.46]It's only the second day and I'm a loser... 才第二天我就成了... [20:04.46]...with stupid leather pants that don't even fit! ...穿不合身的皮裤的逊人 [20:08.64]You're not a loser. 没这回事 你不逊 [20:11.57]Look at me! 你们看我 [20:19.78]Hey,look! 你看 [20:22.62]Ben drew a picture of you. 班画了你的画像 [20:24.79]You're a cowboy. 你是牛仔喔 [20:31.79]Because of the leather pants? 因为我穿皮裤？ [20:35.60]He thinks you're a cowboy, not a loser. That's something. 班并不觉得你逊 他觉得你是牛仔，很棒吧 [20:39.97]-lt really is something. -Howdy,partner. 真的很棒 牛仔哥 [20:44.67]Maybe I should get another pair. 也许我应该再去买一条 [20:47.84]You know,they had some... 他们有一些... [20:50.18]...with fringe all down the sides. ...侧边有流苏的 [20:54.82]Phoebe,you may know this. You know strange things. 菲比，这种怪事你可能会知道 [20:58.02]What is the boiling point of brain? 脑浆的沸点是几度？ [21:01.29]I used to know this. 我以前知道 [21:05.73]I'm gonna go kiss Ben good night. 我去跟班说晚安 [21:11.40]I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. 他居然觉得我是牛仔 [21:15.40]I would make a good cowboy. 我会是个好牛仔 [21:23.41]Now that everything's wrapped up, I'll do my laundry. 好，既然没事 我要去洗衣服了 [21:26.98]Yeah,me too. If this shirt is dirty. 我也是，如果这一件脏了的话 [21:36.16]I'm going to the airport. 我要去机场 [21:38.59]If I hang around there long enough... 只要等久一点 [21:41.30]...someone's bound to leave a plane unattended. 应该能逮到没人管的飞机 [21:45.83]-Good luck,honey. -Bye. 祝你好运 再见 [21:52.07]Remember that thing I was gonna tell you about? 乔伊 记得我要说的那件大事吗？ [21:59.18]I won't tell you. But if you found out on your own... 我不会告诉你 但如果你自己发现 [22:02.58]...that would be okay and we could talk about it. 那就没关系 我们就可以讨论了对吧？ [22:05.65]Well,then it wouldn't be a secret. So that would be okay. 那样就不是秘密，的确没关系 [22:13.43]Would you mind going into Chandler's bedroom... 乔伊，你去钱德的房间 [22:16.33]...and getting that book he borrowed from me? 把我借给他的书拿回来好吗？ [22:22.50]Now? You want me to go over there now? 现在？你要我现在去？ [22:27.47]-Do you know something? -Do you know something? 你知道什么吗？ 你知道什么？ [22:31.11]-I might know something. -I might know something too. 我或许知道 我也是 [22:34.38]-What do you know? -You tell me first. 你知道什么？ 不行，你先说我才能说 [22:36.95]-I can't. -Then I can't. 我不能说 那我也不能说 [22:38.65]Okay,fine. 那好吧 [22:48.23]You don't know. 你才不知道 [22:50.90]I'll walk into his bedroom and see the thing... 不如我现在就去钱德的房间 [22:54.00]...I think I know is actually the thing I think I know! 就可以知道我想的确实没错 [22:58.41]-You know! -And you know! 你知道 你也知道 [23:00.21]Yeah,I know! 对，我知道 [23:01.48]Chandler and Monica? Oh,this is unbelievable! 钱德和摩妮卡？ 真叫人不敢相信 [23:04.64]-How long have you known? -Too long! 你知道多久了？ 太久了 [23:07.08]I've been dying to talk to someone about this! 天哪，我早就想找人说了 [23:10.38]You can't say anything to anybody. They're so weird about that. 听着，我们不能告诉别人 他们两个好紧张… [23:18.16]It's raining. 下雨了 [23:19.39]I don't like to fly in the rain. 我不想在下雨天飞 [23:25.17]I am gonna go for a walk in the rain. 我要去雨中漫步 [23:28.50]Me too. 我也要 [23:33.87]That's weird. 怪人 [23:36.04]I bet they're doing it. 他们一定有一腿 [23:43.42]Okay,look. I can't take it anymore. 好，我憋不住受不了了 [23:46.89]So you win. Okay? Here. 你赢，好吗？拿去 [23:50.06]Flying a jet? Make it a spaceship... 菲比，开飞机？ 不如开太空船... [23:52.03]...so you can get back to your home planet! ...回你的星球去 [23:56.06]Phone call for you. Tom Jones. He wants his pants back! 罗斯，有你的电话 汤姆琼斯跟你要他的裤子 [24:00.90]And Hornswoggle? What, are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock? 宏史歪哥？ 你在跟卡通人物约会吗？