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[00:06.27]Top of the world? [00:08.07]Dock of the bay? [00:10.87]I'm out. [00:14.01]Oh,undies! [00:19.21]Whose are they? [00:21.28]-Whose are they? -Not mine. [00:23.69]Joey's! Got to be Joey's. [00:30.19]They're mine. [00:31.46]See,Joey's. They're Joe-Joe-Joey's. [00:35.06]Why are they here? [00:37.03]I don't know. [00:40.94]Because I'm Joey. [00:43.41]I'm disgusting. [00:44.71]I take my underwear off in other people's homes. [00:49.31]Get them out of here. What's wrong with you? [00:52.55] [00:56.05]-Take them! -I got them. [00:58.65]You can touch them. They're yours. [01:06.56]Chandler? A word? [01:16.57]I'm tired of covering for you two. This has got to stop. [01:22.64]Tighty-whiteys? What are you,8? [01:26.35]Thank you,Joey,so much. [01:28.68]You're not welcome,okay? [01:30.69]Look,I hate this. You guys keep embarrassing me. [01:34.49]Yesterday,Rachel found your razor in our bathroom. [01:38.26]I said it was mine, and that I was playing a woman in a play. [01:44.00]Then one thing led to another,and.... [01:51.84]And around the ankles, that is a tough spot. [01:55.11]It was. All right,listen [01:57.05]All this lying has been hard on us too. [01:59.68]Yeah,I bet all the *** makes it easier. [02:04.12]Yeah,actually. [02:06.12]Meanwhile,I get Rachel shoving your underwear in my face... [02:09.59]...and asking when she can come see me star in Ugly Woman. [02:14.36]We'll be more careful. [02:15.96]We don't want them to know because it's going really well. [02:20.64]And maybe it's going well because it's a secret. [02:23.97]It sounds weird, but we're so bad at relationships. [02:27.88]-We are. Help us! -Help! [02:31.68]All right. But you do it with me once. [02:39.62]-Joey! -Didn't think so. [02:44.66]The One With Ross' Sandwich [03:32.27]-Can we please just drop this? -But I don't get it. [03:35.51]Does anybody else just take off their underwear when they're hot? [03:41.92] [03:43.85]What are you reading? [03:45.65]Wuthering Heights. “ [03:46.85]I have to finish it by tomorrow for my literature class. [03:51.16]You're taking a class? That's so cool. [03:53.80]I really liked that Lamaze class I took. [03:57.03]I thought this time I'd go for something more intellectual... [04:01.00]...with a less painful final exam. [04:04.67]That sounds like fun. [04:06.54]Oh,you should come with me! [04:08.94]Then I'll have someone to sit with. [04:11.48] [04:13.45]Do you have time to read it? [04:15.38]I read it in school. [04:16.65]This is going to be so much fun! I have to finish. [04:22.96]But what time does the class start? [04:29.33] [04:31.93]What's wrong,buddy? [04:33.13]Someone at work ate my sandwich. [04:37.54]What did the police say? [04:40.58]My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. [04:43.78]I can't believe someone ate it. [04:45.88]It's just a sandwich. [04:47.38]Just a sandwich? [04:49.22] [04:51.39]I'll be divorced twice and I got evicted. [04:53.96]That sandwich was the only good thing in my life! [04:57.39]Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life! [05:03.23]That's a nice sweater vest. [05:06.83]I have enough for one more sandwich. [05:09.34]I was going to eat it myself,but.... [05:13.34]Mon,that would be incredible. Thank you so much. [05:17.51]I still can't believe someone ate it! [05:22.42]Look,I left a note and everything. [05:25.89] [05:27.56]"Ross Geller's lunch." “ [05:30.26]"Ross Geller's lunch,who?" “ [05:32.69]"Ross Geller's lunch. Please don't take me. Okay?" “ [05:38.10]I'm surprised you didn't wear it home. [05:42.20]Want to keep your food? Scare people off. [05:45.07]I learned that on the street. [05:47.04] [05:48.61]What would you say,Phoebe? [05:50.65]Stuff like: "Keep your mitts off my grub." [05:56.32]Do you picture Phoebe on the street with the entire cast of Annie? [06:03.42]This'll keep them away from your stuff. [06:09.63] [06:12.80]Phoebe,you are a badass! [06:16.30]Someday I'll tell you how I stabbed the cop. [06:19.84]He stabbed me first! [06:25.68]The Bronte sisters were remarkable women for their time. [06:29.32]They lived in a patriarchal society. [06:31.85]Sorry I'm late, but I left late. [06:36.82]So,what is the book about? [06:39.66]Didn't you read it in high school? [06:41.60]I started it,but then there was this pep rally. [06:44.87]And I was on top of the pyramid. [06:47.17]But anyway... [06:48.87]...what's the book about? [06:51.14]It's a tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff. [06:55.11]It takes place on these creepy moors in England. [06:58.21]Which I think represent the wildness of Heathcliff's character. [07:02.55]I totally get symbolism. [07:05.85]How would you characterize the theme of this book? [07:09.12]Let's see.... Rachel Greene? [07:16.53]I would have to say that it's a tragic love story. [07:21.00]That's sort of a given... [07:23.57]...but,yes. Anyone else? [07:26.84]Symbolism! [07:30.88]And the wildness of the moors... [07:33.51]...which I think,is mirrored... [07:36.22]...in the wildness of Heathcliff's character. [07:41.16]Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here.... [07:46.23]You completely stole my answer! [07:48.33]Honey,that was pretty obvious. [07:50.33]How would you know? You didn't read it! [07:54.57]What do you think? You in the blue shirt? [08:00.61]I think that yours is a question with many possible answers. [08:06.68]Would you care to venture one? [08:09.18]Would you care to venture one? [08:13.12]Are you just repeating me? [08:15.09]Are you just repeating me? [08:19.86]All right. Let's move on. [08:22.40]Okay,then. [08:27.57]Why didn't you say you hadn't read the book? [08:30.24]I didn't want him to think I was stupid. [08:32.91]That was really embarrassing, what happened to you. [08:40.65]Your note? [08:42.38]Amazing! [08:43.92]Not only did no one touch my sandwich... [08:46.49]...but people at work are actually afraid of me. [08:49.82]A guy called me "Mental." [08:51.79]"Mental Geller." [08:53.79]I've always wanted a cool nickname like that. [08:57.93]The best you got in high school was "Wet Pants Geller." [09:01.74]It was the water fountain,okay?! [09:05.64]Anyway.. [09:08.41]...people are writing reports for me... [09:10.61]...pushing back deadlines to fit my schedule. [09:13.41]I tell you, you get tough with people... [09:15.82]...and you can get anything you want. ... [09:18.85]Hey,Tribbiani! Give me that coffee! Now! [09:31.70]This was really fun. [09:34.77]I've been wondering if you'd ask me out. [09:36.97]So you still wondering? [09:40.17]No. We just went out. [09:45.51]You're smart. [09:46.78]I like that. [09:55.72]Oh,candles! [09:59.46]What is that,a blanket? [10:01.30]A video camera? Oh,my God! [10:05.30]I can't believe you thought you'd tape us having *** on the first date! [10:15.58] [10:18.38]Joey,is what she just said.... [10:21.85]Oh,my God! [10:23.32]You're actually going [10:29.66]What is going on here? [10:33.86]And with Chandler in the next room. What are you,sick? [10:42.50]I'm Joey. [10:46.91]I mean, I'm disgusting. [10:51.38]I make low-budget adult films. [11:05.19]You promised to be more careful! [11:07.46]The good Joey name's been dragged through the mud! [11:12.77]We're so sorry. [11:14.00]I'm telling everyone. [11:15.67]It's the only explanation that doesn't make me look like a pig! [11:20.84]No,there's a better explanation. [11:22.78]Tell them you had to make an adult film for your... [11:26.45]...adult film class. ... [11:30.02]I like that. But no! [11:31.89]How does that explain my underwear at your place? [11:36.79]I don't know. [11:38.79]Get ready to come out of the non-gay closet. [11:42.53]I promise to come up with something. Just give us time. [11:47.37]All right. [11:49.14]But it better make me look really good. [11:53.07]And another thing: [11:54.88]The video camera? [11:56.54]Nice! [12:02.98] [12:07.49]May I have a word? [12:08.89]Of course,Donald. [12:11.06]We've been getting reports of very angry behavior on your part. [12:15.66]-What? -Threatening letters... [12:17.33]...refusal to meet deadlines. [12:20.03]Apparently people now call you Mental. [12:24.44] [12:27.37]We want you to speak to a psychiatrist. [12:32.21]You don't understand. This is so silly. [12:36.02]This is all just because of a sandwich. [12:39.69]A sandwich? [12:41.52]You see,my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. [12:46.19]Her secret is,she puts an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread in the middle. [12:51.40]I call it "The Moistmaker." [12:54.24]Anyway,I put my sandwich in the fridge.... [12:58.24] [12:59.74]I'm sorry. [13:01.41]I believe I ate that. [13:07.65]You ate my sandwich? [13:09.62]A simple mistake. It can happen to anyone. [13:12.09] [13:15.59]Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moistmaker? [13:22.83] [13:24.77]...seeing a note on top of it? ... [13:28.57]There may have been a joke or limerick of some kind. [13:32.91]That said it was... [13:34.94]...my sandwich! ... [13:37.65]Now,calm down. [13:39.51]Look in my office. Some may be in the trash. [13:45.15] [13:46.92]It was quite large. I had to throw most of it away. [13:52.33]You threw my sandwich away? [13:56.16]My sandwich?! [13:58.40]My sandwich?! [14:03.97]What's this book about? [14:05.71]You didn't read it,either? [14:07.31]I was going to,but I accidentally read something else. [14:11.65]Vogue. “ [14:14.82]So tell me about Jane Eyre. [14:16.88]No,read it yourself. [14:18.65]Come on, don't be such a goody-goody. [14:22.46]Fine. [14:25.39]All right. So,Jane Eyre? [14:27.29]First,you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. [14:30.16]She's a cyborg. [14:34.13]A cyborg? Isn't that like a robot? [14:37.54]This book was light years ahead of its time. [14:42.54]Sorry I'm late. Let's get started. [14:46.05]What did you think of Jane Eyre? [14:48.58]Rachel and I were discussing it, and she had very interesting insights. [14:54.89]Go ahead,Rachel. [14:57.76]Thank you,Phoebe. [15:01.10]What struck me most when reading Jane Eyre... [15:04.37]...was how the book was so ahead of its time. [15:07.77]If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right. [15:13.61]Well,feminism,yes. But also the robots. [15:21.85] [15:25.12]Since that video camera thing didn't work out... [15:28.86]...I thought that I would give you just a little preview. [15:34.60]You're naked! [15:36.23]I know! [15:48.94] [15:51.28] [15:54.01] [15:56.05]Are you okay? [15:57.55]I'm fine. [15:59.15]I saw a psychiatrist at work today. [16:02.26]Why? [16:03.59]On account of my rage. [16:06.59]Which,if I may say, right now is out of control. [16:11.13]He gave me a pill for it. [16:15.24] [16:16.67]When the psychiatrist told me to take a leave of absence... [16:20.31]...because I yelled at my boss, I started to get worked up again. [16:24.85]So he offered me a tranquilizer. [16:27.75]And I thought it was a good idea. [16:30.25]So I took it. [16:33.82]They're making you take time off work? [16:36.82]And you're okay with that? [16:38.49]I don't know. [16:40.53]It's going to be weird not having a job for a while. [16:44.30]But I definitely don't care about my sandwich. [16:49.30]I hate it when they make me see the shrink at my office. [16:52.21]He's always like, "Your colleagues will like you better if you like yourself better." [16:57.24]Who needs that? [16:58.98]-You do. -I know. [17:03.22]It's so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on like that! [17:07.92]I'm sorry. [17:11.79]It was so funny when you compared Jane Eyre to Robocop. [17:17.63]That was not funny! [17:19.97]I snapped,okay? You weren't taking the class seriously. [17:23.84]Come on! What is the big deal? [17:25.97]I thought it'd be something we could do together. [17:29.01]I thought it would be fun. [17:30.58]Fun is good. [17:32.15]But I also wanted to learn. [17:34.38]People talk about what they learned in high school. I never went. [17:41.49]So you really wanted to learn. [17:46.16]You know,Phoebe, I just wanted to have fun. [17:50.06]You know who should go? [17:51.70]I know! I know! I know! [17:55.44]Monica,you asked the question. [18:16.99]Oh,my God,that's Monica! [18:20.79]No，no，no [18:22.96]You get away from me, you sick,sick,sicko! [18:27.13]What's going on? [18:28.90]Joey has got a secret peephole! [18:33.04]-Oh,no! -Yes,he has a naked picture of Monica! [18:36.48]He takes naked pictures of us,then he eats chicken and looks at them! [18:44.08]Oh! Dude,that's my sister! [18:46.29]Give me that! [18:47.86]Wait! Everybody calm down,okay? [18:50.42]Let's give our friend a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert! [18:56.53]I am not a pervert,okay? [18:58.73] [19:00.37] [19:02.97]I think I can explain this. [19:05.44]Thank you. [19:08.04]Joey's a *** addict. [19:11.31]What?! No,I'm not! [19:13.28]It's okay! It's good! [19:17.22]It's a disease. [19:19.89]I am not a *** addict! [19:21.89]Yes,you are! [19:24.22]That's the only way to explain all this stuff! [19:26.89]No,it isn't. It's not. [19:28.90]Because you could also explain it with the truth! [19:32.67]What is the truth? [19:34.00]-What's up? -What's going on? [19:41.74]I slept with Monica. [19:49.85]Well, let's see what everybody thinks of that. [19:57.02] [19:59.26]You slept with my sister? [20:02.36] [20:06.67]This is not good for my rage. [20:14.21]Is this true? [20:15.51]Of course,it's true. [20:17.78]How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on? [20:23.52]Yes,it's true. [20:27.05]If it happened once,how come we found your underwear in our apartment? [20:33.86]That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. [20:37.20]Right,Monica? [20:41.87]I guess I wanted to keep it... [20:45.14]...as a souvenir. ... [20:48.58]My God,Monica! [20:51.25]Are you sure you're not just a *** addict? [20:57.65]If anyone's a *** addict here, it's Monica. [21:02.39]She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London! [21:07.06]That's why she gave you a naked picture of herself. [21:10.16]That makes sense. [21:13.10]And the video camera? [21:15.44] [21:19.37]I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey. [21:24.91]But,sadly, I could not be enticed. [21:29.58]Monica,this has to stop now. [21:34.55]I know,I know. [21:36.32]I know. I will,and I would appreciate if we all could just... [21:40.99]...drop it immediately,and forever. [21:45.07]Okay. That is,if you can resist me. [21:50.24]-I'll give it my best shot. -Good luck. [21:54.68]Unbelievable! [21:56.18]You really kept Joey's underwear? [21:59.08]Why? Why would you do that? [22:05.39]I'm Monica. [22:07.92]I'm disgusting. [22:11.22]I stalk guys and keep their underpants. [22:19.20]I think we've all learned who's disgusting and who's not. [22:26.11]Now,I'm going to get back to my bucket. [22:30.54]I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. [22:39.69]You were making a good point. [22:41.96]I mean,till you got cut off. [22:44.62]What's up with that girl Monica? [22:46.83]I don't know. I didn't come with her. [22:50.73]Hey,everybody! Everybody,guess what! [22:53.47]I just convinced Carl to give us a test. [22:55.97]Test? [22:57.30]Come on! Tests make us all better learners! [23:02.31]Oh,yeah! We should have essay questions!
[00:06.27]Top of the world? [00:08.07]Dock of the bay? [00:10.87]I'm out. [00:14.01]Oh,undies! [00:19.21]Whose are they? [00:21.28]-Whose are they? -Not mine. [00:23.69]Joey's! Got to be Joey's. [00:30.19]They're mine. [00:31.46]See,Joey's. They're Joe-Joe-Joey's. [00:35.06]Why are they here? [00:37.03]I don't know. [00:40.94]Because I'm Joey. [00:43.41]I'm disgusting. [00:44.71]I take my underwear off in other people's homes. [00:49.31]Get them out of here. What's wrong with you? [00:52.55] [00:56.05]-Take them! -I got them. [00:58.65]You can touch them. They're yours. [01:06.56]Chandler? A word? [01:16.57]I'm tired of covering for you two. This has got to stop. [01:22.64]Tighty-whiteys? What are you,8? [01:26.35]Thank you,Joey,so much. [01:28.68]You're not welcome,okay? [01:30.69]Look,I hate this. You guys keep embarrassing me. [01:34.49]Yesterday,Rachel found your razor in our bathroom. [01:38.26]I said it was mine, and that I was playing a woman in a play. [01:44.00]Then one thing led to another,and.... [01:51.84]And around the ankles, that is a tough spot. [01:55.11]It was. All right,listen [01:57.05]All this lying has been hard on us too. [01:59.68]Yeah,I bet all the *** makes it easier. [02:04.12]Yeah,actually. [02:06.12]Meanwhile,I get Rachel shoving your underwear in my face... [02:09.59]...and asking when she can come see me star in Ugly Woman. [02:14.36]We'll be more careful. [02:15.96]We don't want them to know because it's going really well. [02:20.64]And maybe it's going well because it's a secret. [02:23.97]It sounds weird, but we're so bad at relationships. [02:27.88]-We are. Help us! -Help! [02:31.68]All right. But you do it with me once. [02:39.62]-Joey! -Didn't think so. [02:44.66]The One With Ross' Sandwich [03:32.27]-Can we please just drop this? -But I don't get it. [03:35.51]Does anybody else just take off their underwear when they're hot? [03:41.92] [03:43.85]What are you reading? [03:45.65]Wuthering Heights. “ [03:46.85]I have to finish it by tomorrow for my literature class. [03:51.16]You're taking a class? That's so cool. [03:53.80]I really liked that Lamaze class I took. [03:57.03]I thought this time I'd go for something more intellectual... [04:01.00]...with a less painful final exam. [04:04.67]That sounds like fun. [04:06.54]Oh,you should come with me! [04:08.94]Then I'll have someone to sit with. [04:11.48] [04:13.45]Do you have time to read it? [04:15.38]I read it in school. [04:16.65]This is going to be so much fun! I have to finish. [04:22.96]But what time does the class start? [04:29.33] [04:31.93]What's wrong,buddy? [04:33.13]Someone at work ate my sandwich. [04:37.54]What did the police say? [04:40.58]My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. [04:43.78]I can't believe someone ate it. [04:45.88]It's just a sandwich. [04:47.38]Just a sandwich? [04:49.22] [04:51.39]I'll be divorced twice and I got evicted. [04:53.96]That sandwich was the only good thing in my life! [04:57.39]Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life! [05:03.23]That's a nice sweater vest. [05:06.83]I have enough for one more sandwich. [05:09.34]I was going to eat it myself,but.... [05:13.34]Mon,that would be incredible. Thank you so much. [05:17.51]I still can't believe someone ate it! [05:22.42]Look,I left a note and everything. [05:25.89] [05:27.56]"Ross Geller's lunch." “ [05:30.26]"Ross Geller's lunch,who?" “ [05:32.69]"Ross Geller's lunch. Please don't take me. Okay?" “ [05:38.10]I'm surprised you didn't wear it home. [05:42.20]Want to keep your food? Scare people off. [05:45.07]I learned that on the street. [05:47.04] [05:48.61]What would you say,Phoebe? [05:50.65]Stuff like: "Keep your mitts off my grub." [05:56.32]Do you picture Phoebe on the street with the entire cast of Annie? [06:03.42]This'll keep them away from your stuff. [06:09.63] [06:12.80]Phoebe,you are a badass! [06:16.30]Someday I'll tell you how I stabbed the cop. [06:19.84]He stabbed me first! [06:25.68]The Bronte sisters were remarkable women for their time. [06:29.32]They lived in a patriarchal society. [06:31.85]Sorry I'm late, but I left late. [06:36.82]So,what is the book about? [06:39.66]Didn't you read it in high school? [06:41.60]I started it,but then there was this pep rally. [06:44.87]And I was on top of the pyramid. [06:47.17]But anyway... [06:48.87]...what's the book about? [06:51.14]It's a tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff. [06:55.11]It takes place on these creepy moors in England. [06:58.21]Which I think represent the wildness of Heathcliff's character. [07:02.55]I totally get symbolism. [07:05.85]How would you characterize the theme of this book? [07:09.12]Let's see.... Rachel Greene? [07:16.53]I would have to say that it's a tragic love story. [07:21.00]That's sort of a given... [07:23.57]...but,yes. Anyone else? [07:26.84]Symbolism! [07:30.88]And the wildness of the moors... [07:33.51]...which I think,is mirrored... [07:36.22]...in the wildness of Heathcliff's character. [07:41.16]Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here.... [07:46.23]You completely stole my answer! [07:48.33]Honey,that was pretty obvious. [07:50.33]How would you know? You didn't read it! [07:54.57]What do you think? You in the blue shirt? [08:00.61]I think that yours is a question with many possible answers. [08:06.68]Would you care to venture one? [08:09.18]Would you care to venture one? [08:13.12]Are you just repeating me? [08:15.09]Are you just repeating me? [08:19.86]All right. Let's move on. [08:22.40]Okay,then. [08:27.57]Why didn't you say you hadn't read the book? [08:30.24]I didn't want him to think I was stupid. [08:32.91]That was really embarrassing, what happened to you. [08:40.65]Your note? [08:42.38]Amazing! [08:43.92]Not only did no one touch my sandwich... [08:46.49]...but people at work are actually afraid of me. [08:49.82]A guy called me "Mental." [08:51.79]"Mental Geller." [08:53.79]I've always wanted a cool nickname like that. [08:57.93]The best you got in high school was "Wet Pants Geller." [09:01.74]It was the water fountain,okay?! [09:05.64]Anyway.. [09:08.41]...people are writing reports for me... [09:10.61]...pushing back deadlines to fit my schedule. [09:13.41]I tell you, you get tough with people... [09:15.82]...and you can get anything you want. ... [09:18.85]Hey,Tribbiani! Give me that coffee! Now! [09:31.70]This was really fun. [09:34.77]I've been wondering if you'd ask me out. [09:36.97]So you still wondering? [09:40.17]No. We just went out. [09:45.51]You're smart. [09:46.78]I like that. [09:55.72]Oh,candles! [09:59.46]What is that,a blanket? [10:01.30]A video camera? Oh,my God! [10:05.30]I can't believe you thought you'd tape us having *** on the first date! [10:15.58] [10:18.38]Joey,is what she just said.... [10:21.85]Oh,my God! [10:23.32]You're actually going [10:29.66]What is going on here? [10:33.86]And with Chandler in the next room. What are you,sick? [10:42.50]I'm Joey. [10:46.91]I mean, I'm disgusting. [10:51.38]I make low-budget adult films. [11:05.19]You promised to be more careful! [11:07.46]The good Joey name's been dragged through the mud! [11:12.77]We're so sorry. [11:14.00]I'm telling everyone. [11:15.67]It's the only explanation that doesn't make me look like a pig! [11:20.84]No,there's a better explanation. [11:22.78]Tell them you had to make an adult film for your... [11:26.45]...adult film class. ... [11:30.02]I like that. But no! [11:31.89]How does that explain my underwear at your place? [11:36.79]I don't know. [11:38.79]Get ready to come out of the non-gay closet. [11:42.53]I promise to come up with something. Just give us time. [11:47.37]All right. [11:49.14]But it better make me look really good. [11:53.07]And another thing: [11:54.88]The video camera? [11:56.54]Nice! [12:02.98] [12:07.49]May I have a word? [12:08.89]Of course,Donald. [12:11.06]We've been getting reports of very angry behavior on your part. [12:15.66]-What? -Threatening letters... [12:17.33]...refusal to meet deadlines. [12:20.03]Apparently people now call you Mental. [12:24.44] [12:27.37]We want you to speak to a psychiatrist. [12:32.21]You don't understand. This is so silly. [12:36.02]This is all just because of a sandwich. [12:39.69]A sandwich? [12:41.52]You see,my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. [12:46.19]Her secret is,she puts an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread in the middle. [12:51.40]I call it "The Moistmaker." [12:54.24]Anyway,I put my sandwich in the fridge.... [12:58.24] [12:59.74]I'm sorry. [13:01.41]I believe I ate that. [13:07.65]You ate my sandwich? [13:09.62]A simple mistake. It can happen to anyone. [13:12.09] [13:15.59]Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moistmaker? [13:22.83] [13:24.77]...seeing a note on top of it? ... [13:28.57]There may have been a joke or limerick of some kind. [13:32.91]That said it was... [13:34.94]...my sandwich! ... [13:37.65]Now,calm down. [13:39.51]Look in my office. Some may be in the trash. [13:45.15] [13:46.92]It was quite large. I had to throw most of it away. [13:52.33]You threw my sandwich away? [13:56.16]My sandwich?! [13:58.40]My sandwich?! [14:03.97]What's this book about? [14:05.71]You didn't read it,either? [14:07.31]I was going to,but I accidentally read something else. [14:11.65]Vogue. “ [14:14.82]So tell me about Jane Eyre. [14:16.88]No,read it yourself. [14:18.65]Come on, don't be such a goody-goody. [14:22.46]Fine. [14:25.39]All right. So,Jane Eyre? [14:27.29]First,you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. [14:30.16]She's a cyborg. [14:34.13]A cyborg? Isn't that like a robot? [14:37.54]This book was light years ahead of its time. [14:42.54]Sorry I'm late. Let's get started. [14:46.05]What did you think of Jane Eyre? [14:48.58]Rachel and I were discussing it, and she had very interesting insights. [14:54.89]Go ahead,Rachel. [14:57.76]Thank you,Phoebe. [15:01.10]What struck me most when reading Jane Eyre... [15:04.37]...was how the book was so ahead of its time. [15:07.77]If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right. [15:13.61]Well,feminism,yes. But also the robots. [15:21.85] [15:25.12]Since that video camera thing didn't work out... [15:28.86]...I thought that I would give you just a little preview. [15:34.60]You're naked! [15:36.23]I know! [15:48.94] [15:51.28] [15:54.01] [15:56.05]Are you okay? [15:57.55]I'm fine. [15:59.15]I saw a psychiatrist at work today. [16:02.26]Why? [16:03.59]On account of my rage. [16:06.59]Which,if I may say, right now is out of control. [16:11.13]He gave me a pill for it. [16:15.24] [16:16.67]When the psychiatrist told me to take a leave of absence... [16:20.31]...because I yelled at my boss, I started to get worked up again. [16:24.85]So he offered me a tranquilizer. [16:27.75]And I thought it was a good idea. [16:30.25]So I took it. [16:33.82]They're making you take time off work? [16:36.82]And you're okay with that? [16:38.49]I don't know. [16:40.53]It's going to be weird not having a job for a while. [16:44.30]But I definitely don't care about my sandwich. [16:49.30]I hate it when they make me see the shrink at my office. [16:52.21]He's always like, "Your colleagues will like you better if you like yourself better." [16:57.24]Who needs that? [16:58.98]-You do. -I know. [17:03.22]It's so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on like that! [17:07.92]I'm sorry. [17:11.79]It was so funny when you compared Jane Eyre to Robocop. [17:17.63]That was not funny! [17:19.97]I snapped,okay? You weren't taking the class seriously. [17:23.84]Come on! What is the big deal? [17:25.97]I thought it'd be something we could do together. [17:29.01]I thought it would be fun. [17:30.58]Fun is good. [17:32.15]But I also wanted to learn. [17:34.38]People talk about what they learned in high school. I never went. [17:41.49]So you really wanted to learn. [17:46.16]You know,Phoebe, I just wanted to have fun. [17:50.06]You know who should go? [17:51.70]I know! I know! I know! [17:55.44]Monica,you asked the question. [18:16.99]Oh,my God,that's Monica! [18:20.79]No，no，no [18:22.96]You get away from me, you sick,sick,sicko! [18:27.13]What's going on? [18:28.90]Joey has got a secret peephole! [18:33.04]-Oh,no! -Yes,he has a naked picture of Monica! [18:36.48]He takes naked pictures of us,then he eats chicken and looks at them! [18:44.08]Oh! Dude,that's my sister! [18:46.29]Give me that! [18:47.86]Wait! Everybody calm down,okay? [18:50.42]Let's give our friend a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert! [18:56.53]I am not a pervert,okay? [18:58.73] [19:00.37] [19:02.97]I think I can explain this. [19:05.44]Thank you. [19:08.04]Joey's a *** addict. [19:11.31]What?! No,I'm not! [19:13.28]It's okay! It's good! [19:17.22]It's a disease. [19:19.89]I am not a *** addict! [19:21.89]Yes,you are! [19:24.22]That's the only way to explain all this stuff! [19:26.89]No,it isn't. It's not. [19:28.90]Because you could also explain it with the truth! [19:32.67]What is the truth? [19:34.00]-What's up? -What's going on? [19:41.74]I slept with Monica. [19:49.85]Well, let's see what everybody thinks of that. [19:57.02] [19:59.26]You slept with my sister? [20:02.36] [20:06.67]This is not good for my rage. [20:14.21]Is this true? [20:15.51]Of course,it's true. [20:17.78]How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on? [20:23.52]Yes,it's true. [20:27.05]If it happened once,how come we found your underwear in our apartment? [20:33.86]That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. [20:37.20]Right,Monica? [20:41.87]I guess I wanted to keep it... [20:45.14]...as a souvenir. ... [20:48.58]My God,Monica! [20:51.25]Are you sure you're not just a *** addict? [20:57.65]If anyone's a *** addict here, it's Monica. [21:02.39]She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London! [21:07.06]That's why she gave you a naked picture of herself. [21:10.16]That makes sense. [21:13.10]And the video camera? [21:15.44] [21:19.37]I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey. [21:24.91]But,sadly, I could not be enticed. [21:29.58]Monica,this has to stop now. [21:34.55]I know,I know. [21:36.32]I know. I will,and I would appreciate if we all could just... [21:40.99]...drop it immediately,and forever. [21:45.07]Okay. That is,if you can resist me. [21:50.24]-I'll give it my best shot. -Good luck. [21:54.68]Unbelievable! [21:56.18]You really kept Joey's underwear? [21:59.08]Why? Why would you do that? [22:05.39]I'm Monica. [22:07.92]I'm disgusting. [22:11.22]I stalk guys and keep their underpants. [22:19.20]I think we've all learned who's disgusting and who's not. [22:26.11]Now,I'm going to get back to my bucket. [22:30.54]I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. [22:39.69]You were making a good point. [22:41.96]I mean,till you got cut off. [22:44.62]What's up with that girl Monica? [22:46.83]I don't know. I didn't come with her. [22:50.73]Hey,everybody! Everybody,guess what! [22:53.47]I just convinced Carl to give us a test. [22:55.97]Test? [22:57.30]Come on! Tests make us all better learners! [23:02.31]Oh,yeah! We should have essay questions!
Friends S05E09-英语听力热门评论
压垮罗斯的最后一块三明治
其实这集我真的很心疼罗斯，我觉得罗斯这段时间是他人生最混乱的状态了吧，还得了暴躁症吃药。这个三明治不仅仅是个三明治了
脑袋里满是一大群鸽子受惊！[吐舌]
