Friends S06E09-英语听力

[00:01.595] Okay, great!  Bye. So guess who’s coming to Thanksgiving dinner? [00:06.314] Sidney Poitier?(获得奥斯卡最佳男主角的第一位黑人影帝，他获奖的作品就是《猜猜谁来赴晚宴》) Hehheh. [00:08.974] I miss Rachel. No, my parents. [00:12.381] Oh! That’s great, they haven’t seen the place since I moved in! [00:14.828] Yeah, and y’know, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! [00:18.275] I was thinking we would eat around four. [00:21.189] Why can’t I tell them that we live together? [00:22.922] Because they don’t know we’re dating. [00:23.915] Do you think we should eat in the kitchen? [00:26.605] Why haven’t you told them?! [00:28.010] Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. [00:31.053] But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didn’t. [00:35.308] Why haven’t you told them?! Wouldn’t they be happy?! [00:37.353] So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! I’ll see you then. [00:40.620] Why wouldn’t they be happy? [00:42.455] Well, um, because mainly, um, [00:47.376] they don’t like you. I’m sorry. [00:49.467] What? What? Why?! [00:52.489] Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that you’re really sarcastic, or that, [00:56.105] y’know, you joke around all the time. [00:57.651] Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch. [01:00.318] Is this why they don’t like me or why you don’t like me? [01:04.421] Look, I know that I should’ve told them. [01:05.590] I know I shouldn’t care what they think. I’m sorry. [01:10.256] Y’know, it’ll be okay. It’ll be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, [01:13.752] I will make them fall in love with me, and then we’ll tell‘em. [01:16.457] You really think that’ll work? [01:17.451] Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didn’t I? [01:22.174] (hugging Chandler) I don’t think you’ll ever get my parents that drunk! [02:05.262] Hey! Oh, good, Ross! Your parents like me, right? [02:08.401] Ross: (only half paying attention) Yes, of course they like you! [02:10.432] Well Monica just told me that they don’t. [02:12.022] Ross: (not paying attention) Yeah, they don’t like you. [02:14.972] Do you know why? [02:16.070] I dunno, maybe it’s because you’re really sarcastic. [02:18.294] Or maybe it’s cause you uh- [02:19.927] Well if people don’t know they shouldn’t just guess! [02:23.683] This is great, another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for. [02:26.613] Maybe I could give thanks for you shuttin’up, eh? [02:30.702] Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my new apartment. [02:33.936] Well maybe I love ya’. [02:36.925] Hey.-Hey. [02:38.364] Hey guys! [02:40.008] No I don’t want to play video games, Joey! [02:45.676] Are you guys going to Chandler’s for Thanksgiving? [02:47.760] Yeah! Yeah, why? What’s up? [02:49.801] Well, me and my dancer friends are thinking of doing Thanksgiving uptown. [02:52.540] I thought you guys might like to come. [02:54.301] For real? [02:56.780] No, but you should go to Chandler’s. [02:58.022] Because none of us knows how to cook, we’ll probably just end up drinking all day. [03:01.075] Ye-ye, we go to yours! [03:04.353] Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall,because it’s my sister. [03:08.405] But, uh, uh y’know actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. [03:14.191] Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that. [03:17.833] Okay. [03:23.368] How you got three women to marry you, I’ll never know. [03:32.752] Hey, Pheebs, check it out. [03:34.050] Yeah, for my desert, I have chosen to make a traditional English trifle! [03:37.961] Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachel’s dessert is...[about to say “bad”] [03:43.225] so good that I eat all of it. There’s none left for anybody else! [03:50.138] Nothing. [03:50.729] Nothing? [03:53.703] No, sweetie, I-I trust you. [03:55.901] So, if-if I mess this up, there’s nothing else for dessert? [03:59.638] You’re not gonna mess it up. [04:01.460] Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. [04:03.998] Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butter’s done? [04:08.205] Well, it’s done about two minutes before it looks like that. [04:13.529] Hey!-Hey! [04:15.580] Oh, ooh the food smells great, Mon! [04:17.616] And the place looks so nice! [04:19.964] Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody! [04:22.059] Happy Thanksgiving! [04:23.204] Happy Thanksgiving! [04:25.287] Well, this has been great! [04:26.670] See ya! [04:28.477] Whoa whoa whoa! Where’re you goin’? [04:31.658] Oh, oh, we did say we’d stop by this little thing Joey’s roommate is having. [04:36.280] Oh, Janine, the really hot dancer girl? [04:39.122] Some would say she’s attractive, yes. [04:42.816] And who else is going to be there? [04:44.329] Uh, some of her friends, yeah. [04:45.884] Her dancer friends? [04:47.214] Yes, all right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there and they’re gonna be, [04:51.969] be drinkin’ and dancin, and we really wanna go! [04:57.906] Dude, we were good. [05:00.609] You’re not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and you’re gonna eat here! [05:03.885] Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy. [05:09.400] Oh, but-but it is, uh, it’s just like the first Thanksgiving, when the Indians and the Pilgrims uh, sat down to dinner. [05:15.195] Yeah, yeah, and the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in the new world! [05:21.864] Hello everybody!Hi!-Hi! [05:25.712] Dad,Mom. Look! Look who it is it’s Chandler! [05:31.878] Oh yes of course, hello Chandler. [05:35.080] Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you here, let us take off your coats! [05:40.643] Whoa, snowing out there? [05:43.736] No. [05:52.239] Monica, all this food looks wonderful, you should think about doing this for a living. [05:58.689] Ok, I have dandruff. There’s no need to laugh and point. [06:04.657] Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke. [06:06.536] My joke wasn’t funny. [06:09.855] Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night. [06:15.207] Really?! [06:16.192] Yeah, I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong! [06:21.344] And it’s making me look at him totally differently. [06:26.164] Y’know, I mean he used to be just, y’know “Jack Geller Monica and Ross’s dad” [06:29.660] and now he’s he’s “Jack Geller, dream hunk." [06:36.291] I dunno. Y’know to me he’ll always be “Jack Geller, walks in while you’re changing.” [06:44.803] Y’know dad, Chandler is one of Ross’s very best friends! [06:48.418] Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, y’know I’ve always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father. [06:55.082] I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do? [07:01.216] He’s the headliner of a gay burlesque show. [07:07.844] Rach, you’re killin’us here, will ya serve the dessert already? [07:10.481] Those drunken dancers are waiting! [07:13.805] Look at it, isn’t it beautiful? [07:15.404] Yeah, yeah, what is it? [07:16.933] It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. [07:19.297] First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, [07:22.571] then custard, which I made from scratch, [07:26.086] then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, [07:31.552] then a little more custard, and then bananas, [07:35.226] and then I just put some whipped cream on top! [07:40.893] W-What was the one right before bananas? [07:46.233] The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. [07:49.109] But then, y’know, I thought “well, there’s mincemeat pie,” [07:52.491] I mean that’s an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, y’know. [07:57.568] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place? [07:59.275] Y-sure! [08:00.712] And while I’m gone don’t you boys sneak a taste. [08:03.080] Okay. [08:07.564] Beef in a dessert?! I- no no no, there is no way! [08:12.503] I know, and only one layer of jam?! What is up with that? [08:22.292] Oh my God, the pages are stuck together! [08:25.824] Chandler! [08:33.230] Oh My God, she-she made half a English Trifle, and half a ...shepherd's pie! [08:43.040] Oh man! Now she’s gonna start all over! [08:45.210] We’re never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world! [08:49.199] No, no, we will. We just won’t tell her she messed up. [08:52.122] Just let her serve the beef-custard thing? [08:55.314] Yeah, it’ll be like a funny Thanksgiving story! [08:58.775] Vomiting stories are funny... [09:02.451] Joey, God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees! [09:05.434] Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear? [09:09.066] No! [09:10.384] Still not hot enough! [09:15.250] Rachel? [09:15.761] Yeah? [09:16.447] Okay, look at him. Look at those strong hands. [09:20.185] Oh what I wouldn’t give to be that can of (looks closer to see what Jack is drinking) condensed milk. [09:28.611] Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is. [09:31.389] Oh, thank you Chandler! I just bought it. [09:33.009] Oh, yes. Well it’s very beautiful. It’s cream-colored and tight and… [09:39.898] I don’t mean tight, I mean it’s not too tight, not that I was looking at- [09:43.863] [giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.] [09:44.722] What’s the matter with him? [09:46.541] I think he’s stoned again. [09:50.056] What?-What? [09:51.391] Dude, I need to talk to you a sec. [09:58.914] Okay, I think I might know why my parents don’t like you. [10:01.955] You do? Why? [10:02.932] Okay, remember, we were young. [10:05.385] Hey, Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in [10:10.883] and smelled it and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window. [10:17.235] What?! Why did you do that? [10:18.813] I don’t know, aheh, your’s was the first name that-that popped into my head, [10:22.820] I’m I’m sorry. I-I didn’t think it would matter. [10:24.807] How could it not matter?! [10:25.951] How was I supposed to know we’d end up being friends after college, [10:28.750] let alone you-you would be living with my sister? [10:30.713] What about all that “friends forever” stuff? [10:33.282] I don’t know, I-I was all high. [10:42.647] Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you [10:44.496] (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned! [10:48.528] Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on me! [10:52.772] Ross, I can’t believe you’d do that! [10:54.649] The reason we haven’t told them we’re together is because they hate me, okay? [10:57.531] So will you fix this? [10:58.694] Okay, okay, I’ll tell‘em it wasn’t Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was? [11:06.046] You! It’s not like it’s a big deal! You-you don’t still do it or anything! [11:10.420] Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it? [11:20.068] Dad, please don’t pick your teeth out here! [11:23.876] Alright, and if you’re gonna put your feet up, why don’t you sit on the- [11:25.887] Monica, leave him alone! [11:29.968] Will you hurry up? [11:31.034] Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janine’s friends are dancers?! [11:34.870] And that they’re going to be drinking a lot!? [11:38.450] No, I did, but tell me again, because it’s so romantic. [11:42.899] Well you’re whippin’so slow! Can’t you do it any faster? [11:45.260] Joey! Come on! I don’t wanna make any mistakes, alright? [11:47.466] This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like [11:50.485] “Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?” [11:56.398] So why don’t you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright? [12:00.122] Oh I am. [12:03.463] Ross, if you don’t tell them, then I will! [12:04.986] Okay, fine! [12:07.227] Ross! Can I talk to you for a second? [12:09.530] Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? [12:11.948] I have to tell my parents something. No it can’t? Okay. [12:20.045] Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert. [12:23.145] What?! What is with everybody? It’s Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day! [12:29.671] Look, when everyone eats that...that...Banana-Meat thing, [12:33.463] they’re all gonna’ make fun of her, do you want that? [12:36.108] Okay, okay, we’ll just get everyone to act like they like it. [12:39.606] That-that way noone makes fun of her [12:41.243] and we still get to go to Sweet Potato Pie! (Referring to the dancers.) [12:46.002] Dude, they’re not objects. [12:49.621] Just kiddin,’ I’ll talk to them, you distract Rach. [12:53.732] Hey Rach, can I talk to you outside for a second? [12:59.163] Okay... [13:06.377] What’s up, Ross? [13:08.573] So um...Thanksgiving. The holiday season is upon us, hm? [13:19.244] Yeah! [13:21.182] And um...You look nice today. [13:26.391] Oh no. No Ross, don’t do this. [13:28.254] What? [13:29.017] I just- I don’t think us getting back together is a good idea. [13:34.612] Eh? [13:36.826] I thought this might happen today. [13:38.037] Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. [13:40.457] Y’know? And it’s probably really hard for you to be alone right now. [13:43.871] You’re alone. [13:45.960] No, I-I live with Phoebe. I mean you’re [pity-tone] alone, alone. [13:52.285] And I just-it’s just not the time for us. I’m sorry. [13:56.797] Ah well, can’t blame a guy for trying. [14:03.769] Oh and...Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, [14:07.981] try uh, rubbing your stomach (Rubs his stomach) or uh, [14:11.707] or saying “mmm” and uh, oh oh! And smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay? [14:18.699] Yeah, I’m not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore. [14:23.809] Rachel, there you are! Come on, let’s serve that dessert already! [14:26.807] Joey, you’re gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You don’t get any dessert. [14:30.921] Really? [14:33.518] No, I’m just kidding I would never do that to you! [14:36.773] Okay, everybody, it’s trifle time! [14:39.757] So, now, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isn’t it? [14:43.215] It sure is. [14:44.083] Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant? [14:47.061] Beef. [14:47.784] I can’t have any. You know I don’t eat meat. [14:49.837] (Faking dissapointment.) Ohhh no. [14:54.178] Alright, Monica, I want you to have the first taste. [14:57.530] Really? [15:02.130] Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers! [15:08.192] Okay. [15:10.237] Op! Wait, you dropped a pea. [15:20.987] Well? [15:22.961] (faking joy. Rubbing her stomach and smiling at the same time, like Joey said) Mmmm! It’s good! [15:33.397] Really? How good? [15:34.798] It’s so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one who’s eating it, [15:39.437] that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. Especially Ross. [15:43.889] [Ross glares at Monica.] [15:50.198] All: (faking enjoyment) Mmm.. [15:51.767] Yeah, this is so good, that I’m gonna go enjoy it on the balcony [15:57.072] so that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert. [16:02.447] I’ve gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monica’s room. [16:07.138] I’ll help you dial. [16:11.269] I’m gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror, as I eat it. [16:17.779] Okay, now what was that all about? Is it-does it not taste good? Let me try it. [16:21.004] Wha? No no! Ah! (Ross scarfs all of his trifle down in about a second. He looks like he’s going to throw up.) [16:27.580] All gone! So good! Maybe Chandler has some left.It tastes like feet! [16:42.756] I like it. [16:47.688] Are you kidding? [16:48.884] What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Gooooood. [16:56.953] ...So a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and, [17:05.787] and then just dropped it on the street? [17:07.977] [Chandler makes a fake "I know I couldn’t believe it either" gesture.] [17:09.944] Yes, but if it’s any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it. [17:16.415] Rachel, come here. [17:18.128] Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack. [17:22.673] Oh, Phoebe, do I wanna hear this? [17:24.102] I dunno, let’s see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, [17:28.994] and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, [17:32.815] I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl. [17:35.974] Oh my God, he dream-cheated on you! [17:39.160] Yeah, but then Jacques Cousteau(潜水史上最著名的英雄) came and he kicked his ass for betraying me! [17:44.028] It was soo cool! Then, he took me diving and he introduced me to his pet seahorse, [17:48.629] who, by the way, was totally coming on to me, and please, that is not gonna happen. [17:55.509] Boy, I’m glad I wore the big belt today. [18:00.519] Five minutes ago, a line like that would’ve floored me. [18:04.441] Now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman. [18:11.240] Ross? Let’s go. [18:13.408] Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter. [18:18.747] Alright, you know what? That’s it. You’ve had your chance. [18:20.836] Wha-what? [18:22.073] 高潮起伏的三十秒~ [18:22.649] Mom! Dad! Ross smoked pot in college! [18:26.166] What?! [18:28.151] You are such a tattletale! [18:33.003] Mom, Dad, you remember that-that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana? [18:40.679] Yes. (They look at Chandler angrily.) [18:45.935] Well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. I’m sorry. [18:55.910] It was you? [18:57.276] And Dad, y’know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboys! Ross did! [19:07.911] Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did! [19:14.273] Ross hasn’t worked at the museum for a year! [19:18.147] Monica and Chandler are living together! [19:20.481] [Monica and Chandler both are shocked. Ross gives Monica a “take that!” look.] [19:23.728] Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!! [19:29.394] I love Jacques Cousteau! [19:34.018] I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle! [19:38.311] I wanna gooooooo! [19:43.281] That’s a lot of information to get in in thirty seconds! [19:48.522] Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. [19:53.306] Rachel, no you weren’t supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. [20:02.275] Phoebe, I’m sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. [20:08.560] Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me [20:14.883] And we kinda figured about the porch swing. [20:19.552] Ross, drugs? Divorced? Again? [20:25.707] What happened son? [20:27.153] I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things! [20:33.191] Chandler! You’ve been Ross’s best friend all these years, [20:38.284] stuck by him during the drug problems. [20:42.956] And now you’ve taken on Monica as well. [20:46.030] Well, I don’t know what to say. You’re a wonderful human being. [20:53.696] Thank you！ [20:54.553] No! Thank you! (Hugs Chandler) [20:59.059] Monica, and Ross! I don’t know what I’m gonna do about the two of you! [21:04.330] I’ll talk to them！ [21:12.491] You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! [21:17.517] I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn’t feel bad... [21:21.453] Well actually, I-I didn’t eat mine. It’s still in the bathroom. [21:24.586] No it isn’t, I ate that. [21:28.364] Well we left ours in Monica’s bedroom. [21:30.452] Nope, got it and I got yours (Pointing to Jack) too.