Friends S06E04-英语听力

[00:00.00] [00:02.40]Monica,which of all of this kitchen stuff is mine? 厨房有哪些东西是我的？ [00:05.97]This bottle opener. 这个开罐器 [00:08.24]-And...? -And it's a magnet. 还有呢？ 还有上面的磁铁 [00:16.18]Look at that! 你看 [00:18.48]How weird is that? You're moving in with me... 多巧啊 你要搬来跟我住 [00:21.08]and you have the one thing I don't have. 而我就缺一个开罐器 [00:24.92]It's like, in a way, you complete me. 仿佛是你让我变得完整 [00:31.83]-Kitchen. -What? 我是说厨房 什么？ [00:33.53]You complete me kitchen, matey! 你让我的厨房变得完整，室友 [00:38.60]I know what you're thinking. 罗斯，我知道你在想什么 [00:41.20]That she'll move in with you, then fall in love with you, and then... 她搬去跟你住之后 或许会爱上你 [00:45.37]when she finds out you're already married, she'll be happy. 等她发现你们还有婚姻关系 就会很高兴 [00:49.28]You know? You're just very sad. 你真的很悲哀 [00:52.78]Oh,my God! 我的天哪 [00:56.85]I see what this is. You are in love with Rachel! 我终于知道了，你爱上瑞秋了 [01:03.26]It all adds up! You're obsessed with her. It's always: 什么？ 没错，这就对了，你迷恋她 [01:07.20]"What will you do about Rachel? Why are you moving in with Rachel? “罗斯，瑞秋的事怎么办” “罗斯，你为何要跟瑞秋住” [01:11.43]When will you confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her! “你何时要承认没办注销” 你想要她 [01:17.24]乱讲 [01:19.14]Saved by the bell. 电话救了你一命… [01:24.95]Aren't these candlesticks mine? 瑞秋，这对烛台不是我的吗？ [01:27.48]No,I bought those. 不，那是我买的 [01:29.28]Oh, right. I forgot. 对喔，我忘了 [01:32.09]That you're a liar! 忘了你是个骗子 [01:36.22]That's great! I'll be there Monday. And thank you again. 不会，太好了，我星期一过去 再次谢谢你，好的 [01:42.33]That was the head of the paleontology department... 是纽约大学 古生物学的 [01:45.47]at N... 系 [01:46.80]Y... 主 [01:48.07]U. 任 [01:49.80]Wow. What... 他 [01:51.34]did he... 说 [01:52.64]say? 什么？ [01:55.34]Remember that paper I had published last year on sediment flow rate? 记得我那篇沉积速率论文吗？ [01:59.68]-They loved it. -Well, who wouldn't? 他们很喜欢 有谁会不喜欢？ [02:03.02]I know! 就是嘛 [02:06.19]Anyway,they asked me to be a guest lecturer. 总之他们要聘我当客座教授 [02:09.32]It's temporary, but if they like me, it could lead to a full-time job. 是暂时的 但表现得好就可能转任正职 [02:14.10]How great would that look on the mailbox? Professor Geller. 标在信箱上可帅了：盖勒教授 [02:17.83]Professor and Mrs. 是啊，教授与夫人 [02:21.70]And Mrs.? 与夫人？ [02:24.67]You and Ross are still married. 对，你和罗斯还是夫妻 [02:28.54]What? 什么？ [02:30.88]Just kidding! 开玩笑的啦 [02:35.05]Oh,God! 天哪 [02:40.86]Saved your ass. 救了你的狗命 [02:44.33]The One Where Joey Loses His lnsurance 本集播出：“装腔作调” [03:24.27]What's the matter? 怎么了？ [03:27.57]You know that psychic I see? 我不是有在找灵媒？ 是啊 [03:30.10]She told me I'm gonna die this week, so I'm bummed. 她说我这个星期会死 所以我有点沮丧 [03:35.74]I know you don't know about readings, but that's the worst you can get. 什么？ 我知道你们不太懂通灵术 但这应该算是最糟的预言 [03:42.42]That's crazy. 这太夸张了 [03:43.79]She'd say that to you? 她居然咒你死 [03:45.59]You don't believe her, do you? 你不会相信吧？ [03:47.49]I don't know. She said that I'd have triplets... 她预言过我会生三胞胎 [03:50.63]but she also said one of them would be black. 但她也说会有一个黑宝宝 [03:55.06]Just out of curiosity, did she say how you'd go? 纯属好奇：她有提到死法吗？ [03:57.80]She didn't tell me I'd die till the end of the session. 没有，她到最后才告诉我 [04:00.80]I wasn't gonna waste a whole other hour there! 我不想再跟她耗1小时 [04:03.40]I've only got a week left. 我只剩1星期了 [04:05.51]I've really gotta start living now! 我得开始享受人生 [04:09.68]（汽车与驾驶） [04:12.18]Hey,everyone. 大家好 [04:14.68]Well,today's my first lecture... 我今天第一次上课 [04:17.25]and I wanted to try it out on you guys. Do you mind? 想找你们演练一下，可以吗？ [04:23.09]No,that'd be great! 好啊 没问题 [04:35.34]"There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. 沉积速率有三个主要理论 [04:39.47]Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two..." 每一个还可以细分为两个… [04:43.28]This is it. This is what's gonna kill me. 我就是这样死的 [04:49.02]"...subcategories. The first of these subcategories is.." 类别，第一个是… [04:54.69]Are there naked chicks on that piece of paper? 罗斯，你那张纸上有裸女吗？ [05:00.13]No. Why? 没有，怎么了？ [05:01.36]I never seen a guy stare so hard at something that didn't have chicks on it. 我没见过纸上没有裸女 男人还会死盯着看 [05:06.87]好… [05:13.51]"There are three primary theories... 沉积速率有... [05:18.15]concerning sediment flow rate. 三个主要理论 [05:23.25]Each of these theories... 每一个... [05:25.32]can be further subcategorized... 还可以细分... [05:28.39]into.." 为两个… [05:29.59]Why don't you open with a joke? 不如以笑话开场 [05:33.03]Open with a joke? It's a university, not a comedy club. 以笑话开场？ 那是大学，不是夜总会 [05:36.86]Wait a minute,hold the phone. 等一下，且慢 [05:39.70]You're not talking about Chuckles University? 是咯咯窃笑大学吗？ [05:44.51]Come on,we're kidding. 好 开玩笑的啦 [05:46.21]You know what might make it less boring? 你知道怎样会比较不无聊？ [05:48.41]Thank you. 谢谢你喔 [05:50.41]Some visual aids. 运用影像辅助 [05:53.28]-You know what's a good visual aid? -Don't say naked chicks. 你知道哪种影像辅助最好？ 别跟我说裸女 [05:57.55]Why not? 为什么不行？ [05:59.79]I don't even know why I talk to you guys about it. 真不知道我干嘛找你们商量 [06:02.79]I'm just gonna do it on my own, with no naked chicks. 我自己解决，不必用裸女 [06:06.36]That's the way I did it till I was 19. 我19岁之前就是那样 [06:10.93]All right,20. 好吧，20岁 [06:14.37]Twenty-three. 23岁 [06:23.51]Any good mail? 有有用的信吗？ [06:24.91]Something from the Screen Actors Guild. 有，演员工会寄信给你 [06:27.01]It's probably a residual check. Can you open it? I got.... 可能是重播费 你帮我拆一下，我… [06:32.75]"Benefits lapsed." 保险中止 [06:34.86]That's weird. 怪了 [06:36.19]I don't remember being in a movie called Benefits Lapsed. 我没演过这部片 [06:40.43]It's not a check. Your health insurance expired because... 这不是支票 你的健保失效了，因为… [06:44.80]-you didn't work enough last year. -Let me see that. 你去年的工作时数不够 我看看 [06:49.37]Oh,I can't believe this! 不会吧 [06:51.64]This sucks! 好烂喔 [06:53.88]When I had insurance, I could get hit by a bus... 有保险时我可以被车撞 [06:57.04]or catch on fire,you know? 或是被火烧 [06:59.11]And it wouldn't matter. Now I gotta be careful? 都无所谓，现在却得小心？ [07:03.28]I'm sorry. There's never a good time to have to... 真可惜，被火烧这种事… [07:06.12]stop catching on fire. 停了总是不好 [07:09.89]All right,well... 好吧 [07:11.53]I guess I gotta go see my agent. 我得找工作了 我去见经纪人 [07:14.06]Make sure to look both ways before you cross the street. 过马路要小心左右来车 [07:17.90]"Make sure to look both ways before you cross the street." 叽哩瓜啦劈里啪啦 [07:28.48]Hey,you're still alive! 菲比，你还活着 [07:32.21]How are you feeling? 感觉如何？ [07:33.71]It's so exhausting,waiting for death. 等死好累喔 [07:37.25]Oh, by the way, do you think you.. 对了，你能不能… [07:43.83]What are you doing? 菲比，你干什么？ [07:45.76]Preparing you for.. Didn't you think I was dead? 我在替你做心理… 你没有以为我死了吗？ [07:48.36]Did that not come off? 我装得不像吗？ [07:51.03]Yeah, scared the hell out of me. I thought we'd lost you forever. 像，我吓死了 我还以为我们永别了 [07:54.94]-You wanna lie down? -Yeah,thanks. 你要不要睡一下？ 好，谢谢 [07:58.44]Can you do me a favor? 对了，帮我一个忙 [08:00.17]Wake me up in a couple hours. 两个小时后叫我 [08:02.51]You know, if you can. 如果还叫得醒的话 [08:08.78]摩妮卡 [08:12.92]Did you take these back? 这是你摆回去的？ [08:16.46]I liked them so much that I bought some for myself. 不是，我很喜欢 就去买了一对 [08:19.69]They're really great, aren't they? 真的很好看对吧？ [08:22.13]I love them. 我好喜欢 [08:24.63]Nice try. 想耍诈 [08:29.54]How'd the lecture go? 课上得怎样？ [08:30.94]It went great. 很顺利 [08:33.14]And I didn't need any jokes or naked chicks either. 既不需要笑话，也不需要裸女 [08:37.38]That's great. I'm sorry we weren't supportive before. 太好了 抱歉之前没有好好帮忙 [08:40.62]I knew I just had to let the material speak for itself. 我就知道教材充实最重要 [08:43.89]Everyone's all, "Ross, you have to be funny and ***y." 每个人都说 “你得表现得风趣又性感” [08:47.22]Well, I proved them wrong! 我证明他们错了 [08:50.49]And now I'm gonna pass the news on to Joey and Chandler. 我现在就去告诉乔伊和钱德 [08:53.66]-That you're not funny or ***y? -That's right! 说你不风趣也不性感？ 没错 [09:01.97]-Hey, Estelle, listen.. -Well, well, well. 艾丝黛，听着… [09:06.14]Joey Tribbiani. 乔伊崔比亚尼 [09:07.91]So you came back,huh? 回来了是吧？ [09:10.24]They think they can do better, but they all... 每个人都以为走比较好 但最后都... [09:12.95]come crawling back to Estelle. 爬回来求艾丝黛 [09:17.25]What are you talking about? 你在说什么？ [09:19.69]I never left you. You've always been my agent. 我哪有离开 你一直是我的经纪人 [09:22.42]Really? 是吗？ 是啊 [09:24.86]Oh, well, no harm no foul. 我没恶意，你别在意 [09:28.60]Look, you gotta get me some work. I lost my health insurance. 艾丝黛，你得帮我找工作 我的健保没了 [09:33.10]All right, first thing we gotta do: damage control. 好，首先得做伤害控制 [09:36.60]-Why? -Well,I think... 为什么？ 我觉得... [09:39.21]someone out there... 可能有人... [09:41.68]may have been bad-mouthing you all over town. 在到处中伤你 [09:47.05]The bastard! 不要脸 [09:50.02]（纽约大学） [09:52.59]We're early. The lecture doesn't end for 15 minutes. 我们来早了 还有15分钟才下课 [09:55.22]-But we could sneak in and watch. -Yeah,we could. 我们可以溜进去看 好 [09:57.76]Hey, look. There's some Kappa Kappa Deltas. I was a Kappa. 看，KD姐妹会的人 我以前也是 [10:01.90]Hey,sisters. 学妹好 [10:06.03]Wow,we really are *******. 我们还真的很讨人厌 [10:11.37]Right. So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory... 好，瑞格比从实验室 取回样本后 [10:16.54]he made a startling discovery. 有了惊人的发现 [10:20.98]What he believed to be igneous was, in fact, sedimentary. 他原以为那是火山物质 其实是沉积物 [10:26.52]Imagine his consternation when.. 他的惊愕不难… [10:33.36]Oh, bloody hell. 糟糕 [10:46.14]So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow. 明天艾丝黛帮我排了一堆试镜 [10:49.61]And I'll have my health insurance back in no time. 我很快就能重新加入健保 [10:53.65]That's great, but shouldn't you be on the toilet right now? 太好了 但你现在应该去蹲马桶吧？ [11:01.66]-What's wrong with you? -Nothing. 什么？ 你是怎么了？ 没什么 [11:04.66]I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before. 我刚才举哑铃时 肚子突然一阵剧痛 [11:09.50]And then I passed out... 然后就昏倒了 [11:12.80]and I haven't been able to stand up since. 而且一直站不起来 [11:15.17]But I don't think it's anything serious. 不过应该没什么 [11:18.14]This sounds like a hernia. Go to the doctor. 这应该是疝气，你得去看医生 我才不要 [11:21.31]No way. If I go to the doctor, it'll be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! 就算要去看医生 也是因为肚子这里突出来 [11:31.15]That's a hernia. 那就是疝气 [11:32.65]Why'd I have to start working out again? 我为什么要恢复健身？ [11:36.12]Damn you, 15s! 烂哑铃 [11:40.26]What the hell are you doing? 你在搞什么？ [11:43.20]Look,I was nervous. 我很紧张 [11:45.07]You guys had me all worried I was gonna be boring. 你们害我担心我会很无聊 [11:48.10]I got up there and they were all, like, staring at me. 我上了台，学生都盯着我看 [11:51.74]I opened my mouth and this British accent just came out. 结果我一开口就是英国腔了 [11:56.34]Yeah, and not a very good one. 而且还很矬 [11:58.55]Will you, please...? 别再说了 [12:00.68]Dr. Geller? Kurt Rathman. 盖勒博士，寇特拉斯曼 [12:02.78]I'm a paleontology professor here. 古生物学系教授 [12:05.92]Do you have a moment to talk about your lecture? 可以聊聊你的课吗？ [12:08.69]I'm sorry, I've got plans with my sister. 抱歉，我和舍妹有约 [12:11.73]Monica Geller. 摩妮卡盖勒 [12:15.30]Right. Will you excuse us for one moment? 是的，失陪一下 [12:19.03]-What are you doing? -You can have an accent, but I can't? 你干什么？ 你能装我就不能装？ [12:22.40]Top of the morning to you, laddies! 小伙子早啊 [12:25.37]Would you just please stop? 别闹了 [12:28.94]Yes,yes,Bombay is very, very nice this time of year. 是的，这个季节的孟买 灰常怡人 [12:49.90]Hey, will you grab me a cruller? 帮我点个小煎饼 [12:53.63]Sit down! 坐下啦 [12:55.90]Will you go to the hospital? 我拜托你去看医生 [12:58.27]Hernia operations cost... 大哥，疝气手术… [13:00.24]a lot probably,okay? 应该很贵 [13:02.14]Besides,it's getting darker and more painful. That means it's healing. 而且它越来越黑，越来越痛 就表示有在好 [13:07.62]Look, I'll loan you the money. 我借你钱 [13:09.68]Just go to the hospital and let's just get that thing... 赶快去医院把它… [13:13.32]pushed back in. 塞回去 [13:15.52]Thank you, but it'd take me forever to pay you back. 谢谢，但我要很久才能还你 [13:18.93]I don't want that hanging over my head. 我不想惦记这件事 [13:21.13]Besides,when my insurance kicks in... 而且只要健保恢复 [13:23.60]I can get all the free operations I want. 我就可以动各种免费手术 [13:26.77]I'll probably start with that laser eye surgery. 我打算先去做眼睛雷射手术 [13:33.87]What's going on? 怎么了？ [13:35.14]Joey's got a hernia, but it's nothing a little laser eye surgery won't fix. 乔伊的疝气很严重 不过动个眼睛雷射手术就好了 [13:40.95]I'm telling you, if I put my hand on my stomach... 真的，把手压在这里... [13:43.95]it doesn't hurt that bad. 就没那么痛 [13:46.55]Hey, maybe you'll die! 搞不好你会死 [13:50.86]Chandler, I'm scared. 钱德，我怕了 [13:53.13]No, we can go together. 我们可以一起走 [13:54.96]Just don't wait too long, because I'm out of here sometime before Friday. 但不要拖太久 我星期五之前就会挂掉 [14:00.03]But I don't want to die. 但是我不想死 [14:01.87]It'll be fun. We'll come back and haunt these guys! 不，会很好玩 我们可以回来吓他们 [14:06.67]Wait. Could I come back and haunt Monica and Rachel when they're in the shower? 等等，我可以趁摩妮卡 和瑞秋洗澡时回来吗？ [14:11.95]-That's my girlfriend. -Hey,I'm dead! 那是我的女朋友 我都死了 [14:20.59]-Give me them! -No, they are mine! 给我 不要，这是我的 [14:23.02]-You stole them from me! -You stole them from me! 是你偷我的 你才偷我的 [14:25.29]Give me them! 拿来 [14:29.73]Just wanna each take one? 要不要一人一个？ [14:31.80]Yeah, that seems fair. We never use them. 很公平，反正也没用过 [14:36.04]Look, I really need some help, okay? 听着，你们真的得帮我 [14:39.37]Why did I have to speak in a British accent? 为什么我要说英国腔？ [14:43.41]What do I do? 我该怎么办？ [14:44.58]Why don't you call Mummy and Daddy? 去问爸爸妈妈呀 [14:48.08]I'm serious! Someone's gonna find out and then they're never gonna offer me a job. 我说真的，我迟早会被揭穿 教书的事就泡汤了 [14:52.29]Why don't you phase it out? Yeah, phase the accent out. 慢慢把口音改掉 [14:54.59]People will think you're adjusting to life in America. 别人会以为你在适应美国生活 [14:58.36]Come on. No one will even notice. 是啊，根本不会有人注意 [15:00.56]They're probably not even listening to you. 搞不好根本没人在听 [15:05.13]They're not listening to me? 没人在听我讲话？ [15:06.90]Of course they're listening to you. 当然有人在听 [15:10.04]Everybody listens to you. 每个人都在听你讲话 [15:12.04]Monica,do you think I should try this phasing-out thing? 你真的觉得我慢慢改吗？ [15:15.54]I think you look fine. 我觉得你很帅啊 [15:21.08]Whenever you're ready. 好了就开始 好 [15:24.62]Hey,Timmy. 提米 [15:27.09]I've got a surprise... 我有个惊喜... [15:29.79]for you. 给你 [15:31.46]Hold it. I'm sorry. 停，抱歉 [15:32.89]The surprise is a new swing set. If you could play it less intense. 这个惊喜是一组新秋千 别演得这么凝重 [15:37.06]Oh,yeah. Sure, no problem. 好，没问题 [15:39.23]Just hold on one second. 等我一下 [15:47.84]Hey,Timmy. 提米 [15:50.08]I've got a surprise for you! 我要给你一个惊喜 [15:53.61]Oh, my God! 天哪 [16:00.92]So that's why I feed my dog Purina One. 所以我都喂我的狗吃跑路 [16:04.83]Pick up a bag today. 今天就去搬一包吧 [16:08.43]-That's where you pick up the bag. -Exactly. 这时候你要把它搬起来 没错 [16:12.17]The line is, "Pick up a bag," so you need to pick up the bag. 不是，台词是搬一包 所以你得把它搬起来 [16:16.34]Or I could just point to it. 或是用指的 [16:20.71]Purina One. Point to a bag today. 叽哩呱哇 今天就去指一包吧 [16:28.85]I didn't get it, did I? 我没过，对吧？ [16:30.05]-No. -Yeah. 没有 好 [16:36.72]Joey Tribbiani. 你好，我是乔伊崔比亚尼 [16:38.46]I'm here to audition for "Man." 我来应徵…的人 [16:42.03]You mean "Dying Man." 垂死的人吗？ 没错 [16:47.74]-Do it one more time. -Really? Really? Okay. 快，再打一次 真的要打？好 [16:54.51]Hello, Ross? This is Dr. McNeely from the Fake Accent University. 罗斯你好 我是假口音大学的麦尼利博士 [16:59.31]We'd like you to come onboard full-time! 我们想聘你当专任教授 [17:07.22]Listen to this! 听我说 [17:09.19]My reading was wrong. I'm not going to die. 预言错了，我不会死了 [17:11.56]Really? How do you know? 真的？你怎么知道？ [17:13.09]My psychic is dead! 因为我的灵媒死了 [17:16.76]She must have read the cards wrong. 她一定是看错牌了 [17:19.00]I'm sorry. 我很遗撼 [17:20.73]Better her than me. 总比我死好 [17:23.04]Hey,let's bake cookies! 我们来烤饼干 [17:30.78]Listen, I'm really glad you got the part. 恭喜你拿到这个角色 [17:34.92]Are you sure you can do this? 你真的能演吗？ [17:37.25]And thanks for coming with me. 谢谢你陪我来 [17:39.35]And thanks again for helping me take a shower. 还有谢谢你帮我洗澡 [17:44.56]Now,is that "never talking about it again"? 这样叫绝口不提吗？ [17:50.13]We're ready for you. 乔伊，都准备好了 [17:52.47]This is Alex. He'll be playing your son. 这是亚历，他演你的儿子 [17:55.30]Hi,Alex. 你好 [17:56.60]As you can see,my hands are not in my pants. 我的手可没塞在裤子里 [18:01.84]好 [18:04.38]All right, Alex. Now, when Joey says his line... 亚历克斯，当乔伊说到 [18:07.75]"Take good care of your mama, son," that's your cue to cry. Got it? “好好照顾你妈妈” 你就要哭，懂吗？ [18:11.65]All right, let's do this. 好，来吧 [18:17.42]Scene five, take one. 第五场，第一次 [18:21.16]And action! 开始 [18:22.63]Take good care of your mama, son. 儿子，好好照顾你妈妈 [18:33.11]Take good care of your mama, son. 儿子，好好照顾你妈妈 [18:39.18]Come on, son. 拜托啦 [18:40.81]Your mama's good people. 你妈是个好人 [18:43.85]Cut! Alex, remember, you're supposed to cry. 停！ 亚历克斯，这里应该要哭 [18:48.02]Can you cry for us this time? 你这次可以哭吗？ [18:50.66]All right. From the top. 好吧 好，重来 [18:55.33]Scene five, take two. 第五场，第二次 [18:58.53]Take 36 is up. 第卅六次要来了 [19:01.37]Let's try this again. 再来一次 [19:03.37]You ready,Joe? 乔伊，你好了吗？ [19:04.77]One thing, is it all right if I scream... 请问一下，你喊开始前 [19:07.67]right up until you say, "Action"? 我可以大叫吗？ [19:10.48]Sure. 可以 [19:14.01]-Action! -Take good care of your mama,son. 开始 儿子，好好照顾你妈妈 [19:19.85]Cut! 卡 [19:22.16]I'm sorry. Why don't you lift up your shirt? Take a look at this, kiddo. 抱歉…乔伊，你把衣服掀开来 小鬼你看 [19:30.66]We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras! 有小孩哭了，摄影机快拍 [19:40.67]-Hello, is Ross there? -No,he's not. Can I take a message? 罗斯在吗？ 他不在，你要留言吗？ [19:43.41]Yes, this is Russell, Ross' divorce lawyer. 好，我是罗斯的离婚律师 [19:46.15]Since I haven't heard from him, I assume he's giving the marriage a try. 我想一直没有他的回音 他应该是想试着经营这段婚姻 [19:51.05]Ross got married again? 罗斯又结婚了？ [19:56.52]All right, keep going. We are phasing the accent out. 继续，慢慢改掉口音 [20:00.06]Phasing it out. 慢慢改掉 [20:02.43]"So without retesting their results in the laboratory... 要不是进实验室重新化验结果 [20:07.40]the team would never have identified... 研究小组也不会发现 [20:13.24]the initial errors in their carbon dating... 原先的碳14定年结果... [20:17.51]analysis." 有误 [20:21.35]Were there any questions at this point? 到这里有问题吗？ [20:25.29]What's happening to your accent? 请说 你的口音怎么没了？ [20:30.06]Come again? What's this nonsense? 再说一次，你说什么？ [20:37.10]All right. I'm not English. 好吧，我不是英国人 [20:41.47]I'm from Long lsland. 我是长岛人 [20:44.30]I was really nervous, and the accent... 我一紧张就... [20:47.57]just came out. 冒出那个腔调了 [20:49.61]I'm sorry. 很抱歉 [20:52.95]So if we could just get back to the lecture. 回到课堂上来 [20:58.25]Were there any questions? 有任何问题吗？ [21:02.59]About paleontology? 古生物学的问题 [21:07.63]I was just trying to make a good first impression. 我只是想留下良好的第一印象 [21:10.56]Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is important... 但我显然搞砸了 但你们对我的看法很重要 [21:14.97]because I'm hoping to get a permanent job here. 因为我想成为专任教授 [21:18.27]So if you'd just give me another chance to make a good impression.. 如果你们肯再给我一次机会 制造好感… [21:23.18]Ross! Are you crazy? 罗斯！你疯了吗？ [21:25.58]I am still your wife? Were you just never gonna tell me? 我还是你的老婆？ 你想瞒我一辈子吗？ [21:28.95]What the hell is wrong with you? 你是哪里有病？ [21:31.45]I could just kill you! 我真想宰了你 [21:38.93]Well, hello, Rachel! 瑞秋你好 [21:49.10]You've really done this before? 你真的玩过？ [21:51.94]You just take a big, big swing,okay? 你就用力K下去 [21:54.78]Now, don't hold back. 不要手软 [22:01.55]What are you doing? 你们在干嘛？ [22:02.85]We're just celebrating that Joey got his health insurance back. 庆祝乔伊的健保恢复 [22:07.25]Oh, all right. 好 [22:14.66]See? Now let's try one without the helmet. 看吧，脱掉头盔再来一次