Friends S06E15-英语听力

[00:00.723] Hey,you guys,guess what. [00:02.565] Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce. -Oh,my God. [00:05.813] What is the matter with you? [00:10.318] No. Barry and Mindy. [00:12.384] Oh,sorry. I hear "divorce," I immediately go to Ross. [00:17.193] Who's Barry and Mindy? [00:18.735] Barry was the guy that I almost married, and Mindy was my best friend. [00:22.037] Wasn't he cheating on you with her? [00:24.389] But that just means he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me. [00:28.485] Can you imagine if I'd married him? [00:30.598] I mean,How different would my life be? [00:32.757] I know what you mean.I've always wondered how different my life would be... [00:35.388] if I'd never gotten divorced. [00:37.273] Which time? [00:37.786] The first time! [00:40.594] Seriously,imagine if Carol hadn't realized she was a lesbian. [00:45.469] I can't. I keep seeing it the good way. [00:49.983] I bet I'd still be doing my karate. [00:53.657] Towards the end of our marriage, [00:54.571] I was doing a lot of karate as a way of releasing the tension... [00:58.758] from not doing anything else physical. [01:01.742] Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it "ka-ra-tay." [01:05.653] What if I was still fat? [01:08.113] You wouldn't be dating me, that's for sure. [01:10.591] Sure I would. -Come on. [01:13.593] You guys really think I'm that shallow? [01:15.055] No,I just think Monica was that fat. [01:18.820] Hey,imagine if I'd never got fired off Days of Our Lives. [01:22.610] Hey. Hey,there's Carol again. [01:25.958] What if I had had the guts to quit my job? [01:29.061] I'd probably be writing for The New Yorker, being paid to be funny. [01:33.234] But my job's fun too. I mean,tomorrow... [01:35.451] I don't have to wear a tie. [01:39.335] What if I'd taken that job at Merrill Lynch? [01:41.806] What? -Merrill Lynch? [01:43.298] Yeah,I had a massage client who worked there, and he said I had a knack for stocks. [01:47.788] Why didn't you take the job? [01:49.168] Because at that time,you see,I thought that everything that rhymed was true. [01:52.997] So I thought,you know,if I worked with stocks... [01:55.228] I'd have to live in a box and only eat lox and have a pet fox. [02:00.529] Do you guys think if all those things happened, we'd still hang out? [02:49.132] Oh,my God. Rachel Green? [02:50.801] Rob Tilman! [02:53.297] No, no, it's me. Ross. [02:56.202] Oh,I'm sorry. Ross Tilman. [03:00.511] No. No,no. Ross Geller. [03:02.780] Of course! Monica's brother. [03:05.158] Yeah. Right. -Wow! How are you? [03:07.896] Good. Good. I'm married. [03:10.227] Me too! [03:12.296] Isn't it the best? [03:13.233] Oh,it's the best. [03:18.275] So how's Monica? - [03:19.748] Really,really great. [03:21.753] Actually,she's right down the street. [03:23.934] You know what,you should stop by and say hi. [03:26.431] I would love to. [03:27.253] She'd be so excited. [03:29.776] Okay. -Come on. [03:30.614] Wait,don't you have to pay for your... [03:32.595] Busty Ladies? [03:37.064] No,that's okay. Some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I.... [03:49.638] So,Monica. Still going out with Dr. Boring,huh? [03:54.506] He's not boring. He's just... [03:59.748] He's just low-key. [04:01.498] Here you go, one hazelnut latte. [04:03.420] Thank you. [04:04.582] You know, the hazelnut, actually not a nut. [04:08.254] It's a seed. [04:10.818] Wow. [04:13.171] Can anyone else name a well-known seed that's been masquerading as a nut? [04:17.807] Oh,dear God. Let me think. [04:24.345] What's the matter? [04:25.294] I got another rejection letter. [04:26.915] They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic" funny. [04:32.016] You know what,honey,I gotta get back to the hospital. [04:34.268] Bye. [04:37.356] By the way, the answer is: the Brazil nut. [04:44.187] Was his question, "What's more boring than him?" [04:47.633] Hey,man. Sorry about the Archie thing. [04:50.273] You need me to give you some money? [04:52.317] I may have no money, but I still have my pride. [04:56.497] Really? [05:02.277] Maybe Joey doesn't have to give you the money. [05:04.000] TV stars have assistants,right? [05:05.764] That's an idea. [05:06.863] Hey,if I hire an assistant, would you take money from her? [05:10.587] No,Joey. Chandler could be your assistant. [05:13.621] He could answer all your fan mail and stuff. [05:15.844] That's great,That would be great! Let's do that! [05:17.838] I could use the money. [05:18.659] You can give me time to write. [05:19.641] Alright,great,welcome aboard!-Okay! [05:21.755] All right. Now,I need to use the bathroom. [05:24.265] Since I don't need any assistance in there,take a break! [05:27.140] All right. [05:30.727] Hey. -Hey,Phoebe. [05:32.084] Guess what. Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant. [05:35.314] That's so sweet. [05:37.103] Oh! Hang on!HANG ON! [05:43.830] Go! [05:45.962] No. No,no. I said sell when it hits 50! [05:49.381] Five-oh! It's a number! It comes after four-nine! [05:53.329] No,it's okay. It's okay. You're allowed one mistake. [05:56.825] Just kidding. You are,of course,fired. [06:01.995] Hey,Mon? Mon,look who I ran into! [06:05.883] Oh,my God,Rachel! [06:11.993] God,you look terrific! [06:13.457] So do you! [06:16.112] Did you lose weight? [06:18.582] You are so sweet to notice. [06:19.923] Yes,I lost 3.5 pounds! [06:25.318] You remember my friend Chandler. [06:28.009] And that's Phoebe over there. -Hi. [06:30.946] Sit down. How long has it been since we've seen each other? [06:33.748] 1987,the day after Christmas. Sean McMahan's party. [06:37.526] I played you one of my songs,you know, "lnterplanetary Courtship Ritual." [06:43.396] Oh,yeah. Right. [06:46.228] So,now,do you still do music? [06:48.620] Well,sometimes. [06:49.668] You should come over sometime. I'll play you.. -Oh,my God! [06:51.943] Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives just walked in here! [06:57.514] Rach,he's a friend of ours. [06:59.252] You're friends with Dr. Drake Ramoray? [07:03.825] It's kinda hard to be friends with Drake... [07:05.700] because of his busy schedule and the fact that he's not real. [07:10.801] Hey,or I could bring my keyboard here sometime. [07:14.829] He's coming over. -Joey? [07:15.996] I know. Here,here. [07:17.712] No. This is my friend Rachel. We went to high school together. [07:22.691] Hiiii. -Hi. [07:27.009] I love you on that show. [07:29.275] I watch you every day. [07:31.322] I mean,when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife... [07:34.649] even though she tried to kill you... [07:37.349] It's always nice to meet fans. [07:40.724] She's not crazy,is she? -No. [07:43.253] So.huh.. how you doing~ [07:53.693] Hang on. [07:55.802] Hang on. Hang on. [07:59.681] Go! [08:01.093] Who's this? [08:02.419] Oh,okay,you're gonna like working for me. [08:04.622] What's your name? What kind of name is "Brindy"? [08:08.551] I...uh...whatev...Stop talking. [08:12.592] All right, from now on your name is Joan. [08:15.533] You can pick your own last name. [08:19.537] There you are. [08:20.267] Uh-oh,it's my boss. [08:22.599] Here's a list of things for you to do today. [08:25.578] This is gonna be so great. Thank you so much. [08:27.879] I gotta go to work. I'm delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine. [08:36.693] "Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins." [08:40.992] "Teach me how to spell vitamins." [08:44.707] "Wear in my new jeans." [08:48.356] You realize what you are,don't you? [08:50.177] What? [08:50.745] You're his *****! [08:53.876] No,no! No!! [08:55.889] Wait! You didn't sit on my Kit Kats did you? [08:59.195] No,there was a little, little dip in the market... [09:02.515] and I lost 13 million dollars. [09:04.575] But the Kit Kats are all right? [09:07.076] What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?!I can't call my office, they'll kill me. [09:10.530] I can't call my clients, they'll kill themselves! [09:13.947] Great,now my chest hurts. [09:15.167] What? [09:15.863] My chest hurts. [09:18.998] Aw..And now I...Ican't breathe. [09:21.796] Phoebe.are you having a heart attack? [09:23.368] Well,if I were, would I have shooting pains up and down my left arm? [09:27.084] Yes. [09:27.650] Then,yes. That is what I'm having. [09:29.796] Oh,my God! [09:36.806] Come on,Pheebs, it's not that bad. [09:39.490] You know,most people would be excited if they didn't work for a couple weeks. [09:42.748] Most people don't like their jobs. I love my job. [09:45.673] I've been not working for three hours, and I'm already going crazy. [09:49.807] I miss Joan. [09:52.558] Honey, having a heart attack is nature's way of telling you to slow down. [09:56.384] I always thought having a heart attack was nature's way of telling you to die. [10:01.434] But you're not gonna die. [10:03.035] I mean,you are going to die, but you're not gonna die today. [10:07.453] I wish I was dead. [10:10.155] Let's take a walk. [10:11.529] Maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine. [10:19.261] So what's going on with you? [10:20.731] Well,I've been doing a lot more of my karate. [10:27.049] Still going with the dry spell with Carol? -Yeah. [10:30.100] How long has it been since you've had ***? [10:32.016] Well,last weekend... [10:34.013] Oh,that's not so bad. [10:35.176] will be two months... [10:38.078] since I stopped trying. [10:41.991] Maybe you need to spice things up a little. [10:43.808] What do you mean? -I don't know. [10:45.371] You could tie her up.She could tie you up. You could eat stuff off each other. [10:49.303] You know,dirty talk, menage a trois, toys.-Wow. [10:54.694] Role-playing. You could be the warden, she could be the prisoner. [10:56.928] You could be the pirate, she could be the wench. [10:58.669] Okay,I think I got it. [11:00.273] Or you could be two stockbrokers, and you're rolling naked on the trading floor... [11:04.563] and everybody's watching. [11:08.161] It never happened. [11:15.424] Alright and over there is Brady's Pub... [11:17.316] where I like to unwind after a long day of "surgeoning." [11:20.509] Wow.This is so amazing. What else?What else? [11:22.878] Well,that is a large piece of television equipment. [11:26.489] And that is an old man. [11:28.247] Hey,old man! -Hey. [11:30.066] Alrighty. What do you say we head back to my place? [11:34.015] Wow,uh...You know,I would really love to, but I shouldn't. [11:38.741] Why? Why can't the world stop turning... [11:44.096] just for a moment, just for us? [11:48.420] Isn't that a line from the show? [11:51.927] Yeah,but... [11:54.606] I may have said those things before, but... [11:57.573] I never truly meant them until now. [12:03.030] That's a line from the show too! [12:05.715] Okay,you watch too much TV. [12:08.506] Yo,Joe,Here's the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. [12:11.020] Thanks. [12:13.150] There's pulp in that. [12:17.043] Yeah? [12:19.098] I thought we talked about this. I don't like pulp. [12:22.394] No pulp. Pulp isn't juice. All juice.okay? [12:25.903] I'm sorry. I guess I just like the pulp. [12:30.117] Oh my god,I'm sorry. I am being so rude. [12:32.554] Rachel,would you like a soda or something? [12:36.491] Because Chandler will run right out and get it. [12:39.330] Yeah, well, sure, iced tea would be great. [12:42.153] Iced tea. [12:46.218] Okay. Anything for you,sir? [12:49.269] Did I not just tell him? [12:52.883] Okay, look, Chandler, if this is gonna work... [12:55.636] You have got to LISTEN. [13:01.971] You're gonna throw that juice at me, aren't you? [13:05.061] It's not all juice. [13:12.226] So,honey,this morning was fun,huh? [13:14.261] Me hopping in on you in the shower there? [13:17.860] Yeah, maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms. [13:24.689] Look,Carol,I was thinking maybe... [13:29.049] Maybe we can spice things up a little. [13:31.296] What do you mean? -Carol,our *** life. It's just not.. [13:34.578] Dad! -Hey there,little fella! [13:38.547] Why don't we get some shoes on you,huh? [13:40.765] Why don't you show Dad how you can put your shoes on in your room. [13:47.288] Seriously,our *** life. [13:50.383] I was thinking maybe,I don't know... [13:53.045] we could try some new things,you know,for fun. [13:55.856] Like what? -Well,I don't know. [14:00.854] What if we were to... [14:04.310] tie each other up? [14:13.443] Some people eat stuff off one another. [14:18.940] Yeah. [14:21.160] You know,we...we could try dirty talk. [14:26.908] We could have a threesome. -I love that idea! [14:33.280] Who sold a story to Archie Comics? [14:34.943] Oh, my God, that's so great. [14:38.979] You're a published writer. I wish I had a present for you. [14:42.341] Wait a minute. [14:45.795] My last Kit Kat bar. [14:52.267] You want to share it? -Okay! [14:56.358] Hey -Hey [14:58.167] Hey,Chandler,look,I know you're mad. [14:59.564] But I just wannna say I'm sorry.I was a total jerk. Completely all over the line. [15:05.404] I just... I hate pulp,you know. [15:09.346] You know how Monica feels about low-fat mayonnaise? [15:11.378] It's not mayonnaise! [15:14.275] Okay,uhuh..Anyway,I just wanted to say I'm sorry,and here. [15:19.875] What's this? -Fresh-squeezed orange juice,with pulp. [15:23.709] Just the way you like it. [15:25.293] Thanks,man. [15:30.079] Hey,Joey. [15:31.271] Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics. [15:33.386] Oh my god,That's great! Congratulations! What's the story? [15:37.146] You wouldn't care. It's just a stupid comic book story. [15:40.105] Are you kidding me? I love Archie and the whole gang. [15:45.782] Well,Archie needs money to fix his jalopy. [15:53.819] But he doesn't want Reggie to just give him the money. [15:57.306] So Reggie hires him as his assist.. [16:02.135] As his butler. [16:04.542] And then makes him do crazy things... [16:06.338] Like bring him milk shakes that can't have lumps in them. [16:11.465] Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar. [16:16.596] Did they already do that one? Cause I think I read it! [16:23.110] Monica,listen. I have to ask. [16:25.438] Okay,Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment. [16:30.300] Does he do this with a lot of girls? -Yeah,a lot. A lot,a lot. [16:35.415] And I'm one of them. [16:39.803] I just cannot believe this. I mean,Joey Tribbiani. [16:44.244] It's none of my business, but aren't you married? [16:46.482] Yeah. [16:50.456] I wish we could just not be married for a little bit. [16:53.222] You know,I just wish we could be, like,on a break. [17:00.284] Well,you're not. [17:02.239] It's easy for you. You're not married. You can have *** with whoever you want. [17:05.411] Yeah,I can. [17:08.388] Don't think I don't. I do. [17:10.106] I mean,all the time. You betcha! [17:14.192] Monica? [17:17.151] You...you've done it,right? [17:21.242] Of course I have. What do you think, I'm,like,some 30-year-old virgin? [17:26.316] Oh,my God. You're a 30-year-old virgin. [17:31.587] Say it louder. The guy in the back didn't hear you. [17:34.020] Yeah,I heard it. [17:38.021] It's not like I haven't any oppotunities,I mean,you know,I'm just waitting for the perfect guy. [17:43.195] I'm seeing this guy Roger,all right?He's not perfect,but umm,I think maybe I should just get it over with. Y’know, give him my flower. [17:52.029] Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, you’ve waited long enough!! [17:57.878] Y’know what? You are right?! [17:59.409] Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldn’t be all this rules and restrictions! Y’know, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever… [18:08.820] Rachel! I’m never gonna think it’s okay for you to cheat on your husband! [18:11.926] Oh what do you know? Virgin! [18:20.200] Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?! [18:24.703] Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects. [18:29.635] Phoebe! Put that cigarette out! [18:31.290] No! It’s not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me! [18:35.258] Put it out!! [18:36.142] Okay! Okay! I’m so glad you’re here. [18:42.378] Come on. I got it [18:45.383] Oh, give it to me. [18:45.916] I got it! [18:46.190] Give it! [18:47.122] (He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone.) [18:51.838] Hello? No she can’t come to the phone right now. Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye. [18:59.708] Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?! [19:02.106] J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that you were getting better. [19:07.207] Thank God. [19:09.335] (To Monica) Yeah, she’s fired. [19:14.712] You’ve done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go. [19:20.074] Good-bye and God speed, Hope Brady. [19:23.954] Not so fast Wesley! [19:27.611] Remoray! [19:29.140] That’s right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, you’re not a real doctor! And that woman’s brain, is fine! [19:39.006] Oh! Thank God! [19:49.023] Hope! Hope! [19:52.238] Drake! [19:53.367] You’re not dying Hope, you’re gonna live a long, healthy life. With me. [19:59.183] Oh Drake. [20:00.564] [Drake and Hope kiss.] [20:04.735] Rachel: Okay! Here we go! Okay! [20:13.783] Hi, Joey! It’s Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. [20:21.661] Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.