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[00:01.410]No,it's just that all the people in the world I would want to talk to are right here.
[00:07.280] [00:10.010]Sucker. [00:12.620]Hello? [00:13.950]-Hey,Joey! -Hey,Phoebe. [00:16.120]I need a favor. [00:17.560]I forgot the PlN to my ATM card. Can you get it for me? [00:21.130]Sure. Where is it? [00:22.630]I scratched it on the ATM machine on the corner. [00:26.360]So you're 5-6-3-9? [00:28.630]That's it! Thanks. [00:31.800]-Wanna talk to Chandler? -Let me talk to him. [00:34.540]He didn't believe in my movie... [00:36.540]...which is a big mistake, because it is real. Real. [00:41.650]Tribbiani,get back to work. Break time's over. [00:46.620]-Who was that? -My stunt double. Yeah. [00:49.290]He's getting a little too familiar for my tastes. [00:53.190]I've tried to apologize. [00:55.130]If I can't do it on the phone, I'll go and do it in person. [00:58.930]I heard that. Can you put him on? [01:01.030] [01:04.640]Don't come out here. [01:07.770]I support you 100% and I wanna prove that to you in person. [01:11.440]I got that. I forgive you. Don't come out here. [01:14.850]You haven't taken my calls for a week. [01:17.220]I'm totally over it. Friends forever. Don't come out here. [01:22.450]Would you mind doing a picture with us? [01:25.790]-What was that? -Entertainment Tonight. [01:30.800]Good talking to you and don't come out here. [01:37.140]The One in Vegas [02:24.680]Monica? I'm sorry I'm late. [02:31.620] [02:34.390] [02:36.630]I'm so sorry. Have you been here long? [02:39.260]That's okay. [02:41.570]What the hell took you so long? [02:45.970]You can't tell Chandler. I ran into Richard. [02:48.840]-Which Richard? -The Richard. [02:50.510]Richard Simmons? Oh,my God! [02:54.010]No,my ex-boyfriend Richard. You know, the tall guy, mustache. [02:58.480]Okay, that actually makes more sense. How was it? [03:02.050]It was really nice. We talked and I had lunch with him. [03:06.060]That's weird. I dreamed you had lunch with Richard. [03:09.390]-Really? -Again, Richard Simmons. [03:12.130]Go on. [03:13.360]The strange part was he was really nice... [03:16.070]...and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything. [03:19.200]So why can't we tell Chandler? [03:21.240]It'll freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary. I don't wanna spoil it. [03:26.010]I can't believe you guys have lasted a whole year! [03:29.310]Wow, I owe Rachel 20 bucks. [03:33.890]On a totally different bet. [03:39.820]-It's almost our anniversary! -I know. [03:42.430]One year ago today,I was just your annoying friend Chandler. [03:46.530]Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler. [03:50.870]I got you a gift. [03:52.070]-It's not till tomorrow. -I know,but you have to open it today. [04:08.550]Okay! There you go! [04:10.960]It's two tickets to Vegas! [04:13.790]Yeah! For this weekend! It'll be perfect. [04:16.960]You'll see Joey, plus,we'll start our celebration on the plane. [04:21.370]We can call it our "Plane-aversary." [04:25.700]Do we have to? [04:28.640]This is great, but Joey didn't want any of us there. [04:32.210]He doesn't want us to go to any trouble. He'll be excited when we surprise him. [04:37.150]Plus,we get to have our own "Anna-Vegas-ry"! [04:42.990]"Anna-vada-versary!" [04:46.460]I think we should see other people. [04:49.260]We can go, right? [04:50.930]Great idea. [04:52.300]I'm gonna go too! [04:56.770]Phoebe,it's kind of our anniversary. [04:59.140]You won't ditch me like you did with London. [05:02.070]Ditch you? You were pregnant [05:04.080]Great story. I'm going. [05:10.750]Listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey! [05:16.920]Including me! [05:19.160]Do you wanna go? [05:20.360]I can take a couple days off work. [05:22.490]Of course you can take a couple days off, because this trip includes me! [05:28.300]I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that. [05:31.770]I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit. I waited a year for this. [05:36.510]Art lover. [05:42.950]What'd you say? [05:44.750]I said,art lover. [05:47.320]-Was that supposed to be an insult? -I don't know,I'm very tired. [05:51.620]-Rach, maybe we can fly out Saturday? -Sounds great. [05:55.160]I'll call the airlines. [05:57.560]That'll be nice to have the apartment to myself. [06:01.100]To walk around naked. [06:05.100]No,so I can be by myself. Have a little alone time. [06:09.140]Naked alone time. [06:11.310]Just because I'm alone doesn't mean I wanna walk around naked. [06:15.180]You live alone, you don't walk around naked. [06:17.750]Why does it takes me so long to answer the door? [06:29.060]So far,is this trip to Las Vegas better or worse than the trip to London? [06:34.030]So far, it's pretty much the same,Phoebe. [06:37.370]What about after I give you these candies? [06:41.910]I guess it's a little better now. [06:45.040] [06:49.350]I'll be back. [06:53.990]Happy Plane-aversary. [06:57.220]I love you. [06:59.020]-Can I give you your present now? -Okay! [07:06.430]Oh, don't tell me I did this. [07:08.700]I love "l forgot the present" fake-out! [07:12.770]How about "I did forget the present, forgive me" not fake-out? [07:17.070]You can give it to me when we get back. [07:19.740]This is the worst thing that could happen. [07:22.350]You decided to tell him about the Richard thing. [07:29.450]What "Richard thing"? [07:31.020]Oh,no. [07:34.690]What "Richard thing"? [07:35.930]Simmons. Go with Simmons. [07:44.940]I ran into Richard yesterday. [07:47.070]He asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. [07:50.980]I didn't tell you because you'd get mad... [07:53.780]...and I didn't wanna spoil our anniversary. [07:56.880]I'm not mad. [08:00.620] [08:02.790]So you bumped into Richard. You grabbed a "bite." [08:08.460]No big deal. [08:13.160]Great. [08:18.240] [08:21.670]This is gonna be a real horserace. [08:58.880]Oh,look what happened. [09:02.880]Check me out. [09:04.980]I'm in my kitchen... [09:07.520]...naked. [09:09.850]I'm picking up an orange. [09:12.920]I'm naked. [09:16.690]I'm lighting the candles. [09:19.430]Naked. And carefully. [09:33.210]Oh,my God! That's Rachel, naked! [09:38.350]I can't look at that. I am looking at this. [09:41.120]Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes. [09:46.220]Unless she wants me to be looking at that. [09:50.800]She knows I'm home. [09:52.760]She knows I can see her. [09:55.900]What kind of game is she playing? [09:59.740]I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. [10:04.780]Dr. Geller. [10:06.410]Stop it. You're being silly. [10:11.250]Or am I? [10:15.820]Love to love you baby [10:20.320]Love to love you baby [10:30.230]Love to love you baby [10:33.900]Damn it! [10:49.050]May I come in? [10:51.860]Yeah,if you want to. [10:54.020]Do you want me to? [10:57.730]Yeah,sure? [10:59.130]So do l. [11:05.570]Okay,Rach,before anything happens... [11:09.310]...I wanna lay down a couple of ground rules. [11:12.210]This is just about tonight. [11:15.180]I won't go through with this if it'll raise the question of "us." [11:21.420]I just want this to be... [11:25.990]...about what it is. [11:32.260]And... [11:33.660]...what is that,Ross? [11:35.670]The physical act of love. [11:39.840]What, are you crazy? [11:41.410]So you weren't trying to entice me just now with your nakedness? [11:49.210]Oh,God. You saw me? [11:55.350]You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness? [12:01.030]You actually thought I wanted to have *** with you? [12:05.230] [12:09.070] [12:12.200] [12:20.910]Oh,wow. I'm sorry. But,Ross, you kicked off your shoes. [12:26.150]-Can we just forget this ever happened? -Of course. You're right. I'm sorry. [12:31.060]-Thank you. -Yes. [12:32.860]-I guess I'm gonna go pack. -Okay. Wait,one more thing. [12:36.190]Do we still need to settle the question of "us"? [13:04.050]Hey,you guys,wait! You guys. [13:06.920]This place is much better than London. [13:09.430]A lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me this. [13:12.330]Ninety-nine cent steak and lobster dinner. 99 [13:15.070]You don't eat animals. [13:16.670]For ninety-nine cents I'd eat you. [13:20.400]I can totally settle down here. [13:22.770]It's got everything I could ever want. Including Joey! Look! [13:28.080]Look! Hey! [13:29.650]Oh,my God. [13:31.780] [13:38.320]Love your condoms,my man. [13:41.260]Why are you here? I told you not to come. [13:43.890]Why are you dressed as a gladiator? [13:46.630]Because I'm shooting a scene right now. I play a gladiator. [13:52.400]Hold on a second. Can we cut? [13:55.110]My friends are here. I'm gonna take a break. [13:57.980]Who are you talking to? [14:00.980]The director. [14:02.750]Her. [14:07.150]All right,it's not a gladiator movie. I work here. [14:10.450]Why? What happened? [14:12.120]The movie shut down. Ran out of money. [14:14.430]I'm working here till it starts up, if it ever does. [14:17.930]-I'm so sorry. -Such a drag. [14:19.860]Sorry I didn't tell you. I'm sorry. [14:22.330]Apparently there's a new policy of not sharing. [14:25.670]-I knew you weren't okay with that. -So you're a gladiator! [14:30.110]What's going on? [14:31.810]-Monica had lunch with Richard. -Dawson? [14:37.280]But that would've been so cool! [14:40.180]Her boyfriend Richard. [14:41.790]It meant nothing. After all this time, how can you not trust me? [14:46.290]When you go lunching with hunky men and don't tell me! [14:51.900]You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you. [14:55.370]Thanks. [14:57.300]-There we go. -Now I love Vegas. [15:01.170]I promise you next time I absolutely will tell you. [15:07.880]-"Next time"? -So close. [15:11.580]There won't be a next time. You cannot see him again. [15:14.920]I cannot see him? You can't tell me what to do. [15:18.820]That's funny, I think I just did. [15:21.860]If you act like this, I won't be around you. [15:24.830]-Fine. -Happy anniversary! [15:26.630]Guys,please! Come on,come on. [15:29.300]This is obviously a misunderstanding. [15:31.640]No,it is not. [15:32.900]Don't look at me. I just work here. [15:41.810]Okay, Ross? I'm a little warm, so I'm gonna be taking off my sweater. [15:46.650]Now,I'm just letting you know... [15:49.490]...this is not an invitation to the physical act of love. [15:55.460]Yep,that's hilarious. [15:58.400]I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done. [16:00.660]You know,last night was embarrassing for you too. [16:03.900]No,not really. You've seen me naked hundreds of times. [16:08.070]But it was a first for the rest of my building. [16:11.540]That's true. But I just don't embarrass that easily. [16:15.880]What? You totally get embarrassed. [16:18.220]No,I don't. Ross,I think I'm just a more secure person than you are. [16:22.950] [16:26.490]Hey,lady! [16:27.890]I don't care how much you want it,okay? [16:30.560]I am not gonna have *** with you in the bathroom! [16:38.770]You know,in Roman times, this was more than just a hat. [16:43.070] [16:45.640]They would scrub the floors. [16:47.910]They'd use it to get the mud off their shoe. [16:50.650]Sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty. [16:53.680]So they would stick it right [16:56.350]I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary. [16:59.620]I'll take you someplace nice. A guy tipped me $100. [17:04.460]He was playing blackjack for an hour and he won $5000. [17:08.000]Can you believe that? [17:09.830]If I won $5000,I'd join a gym. [17:12.270]Build up my upper body... [17:13.940]...and hit Richard from behind with a stick. [17:17.710]Wait! Why don't I just do what that guy did? [17:20.810]I'll take this $100, turn it into $5000... [17:23.180]...and I'll turn that into enough to get my movie going! [17:27.450]Good luck. [17:28.950]I don't need luck. I've thought this through. [17:31.590]I see. [17:41.400]Thanks. [17:43.000]I can't believe this. This is like the worst night ever. [17:46.670]You had a minor setback in your relationship. [17:50.310]Big deal. It's only Chandler. [17:53.880]I am so sorry. [17:58.380]This is crazy. Such a stupid argument.... [18:01.790]I don't wanna see Richard. [18:03.690]So go fix it. [18:05.890]Find Chandler. He's probably in your room. [18:08.830]Tell him sorry and you love him. [18:11.230]You're right,Phoebe. [18:13.200]-Thank you. -Sure. [18:15.900]Yeah! Las Vegas! Number one! [18:29.810]Anybody lose this? [18:31.450]Coming out. Place your bet. [18:34.720]Dice her out. [18:38.560]Yellow 11. Pay the front line! [18:49.330]So I'm on my way back to the bathroom. [18:55.810]All right, all right. Just keep walking, all right? [19:08.820]What are you? I am sorry,sir. [19:10.850]I think he just really likes you. [19:19.600]You know that teacher who had a baby with her student? [19:32.910] [19:34.780]-Can I help you? -Yes. [19:36.480]Do you have any extra pants? My friend seems to have had a little accident. [19:46.990]-Can I change $100? -Changing $100. [19:50.730]-Good luck, sir. -Thanks. [19:54.870]That's right. [20:01.170]-Thirteen. -Hit me! 13 [20:04.710] [20:09.510] [20:12.880]You are not gonna believe this! [20:15.190]I have found my identical hand twin. [20:21.990] [20:24.090]My identical hand twin! [20:27.430]What's an identical hand twin? [20:29.300]What does it sound like? [20:30.970]It's a guy with my identical hands. [20:34.300]It was incredible. The dealer's hands were exactly like mine. [20:38.280]It was like looking at my hands in a mirror! [20:42.280]You sure you weren't looking at your hands in a mirror? [20:46.180]Don't you see what this means? I can forget about that stupid movie. [20:50.520]I'm gonna be a millionaire! [20:54.460]-How? -I don't have it all worked out yet. [20:58.200]But it's gotta mean big money. Come on, identical hands! [21:03.430]Again,I must go back to... [21:05.700]...how? [21:08.470]This is Vegas,man. People will pay to see freaky stuff! [21:14.110]How much would you pay to see this hand... [21:16.950] [21:22.450]I can't really put a price on that. [21:25.820]Are you un-supporting me again? [21:29.660]I support you 100%. I just didn't get it right away. [21:33.560]Now I'm caught up. [21:35.230]Identical hand twins. [21:37.300]It's a million-dollar idea! [21:38.940]Right? I know. Okay. All right. [21:42.610]What's that for? [21:43.770]Well,I gotta document this before that dealer gets off his break. [21:53.520]I found my identical hand twin! [21:55.590]Oh,you're so lucky! [22:02.460]So where's Monica? Did you guys make up? [22:06.700]But she just came up here. [22:08.730]That was Joey. [22:10.930]I wonder where she is? It's so weird. [22:13.270]She's probably talking to Richard. [22:15.410]Would you stop that? [22:17.710]You know what she said after her lunch with Richard? [22:21.240]She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you. [22:25.420] [22:27.280]She feels terrible. She really wants to make up. You've gotta find her. [22:35.160]Good. [22:43.230]I should really start wearing hats. [23:02.120] [23:31.880]Welcome to Las Vegas. [23:35.120]-Did you enjoy your flight? -I did. [23:37.450]Thank you very much. It was excellent. [23:41.190]-I hope you had a nice flight. -Oh,it was the best. [23:50.370]I think the check-in is that way. [24:00.640]Kids love me. [24:03.780]Hi,you guys are here! [24:06.620]What'd you do? Did you go to a costume party? [24:10.290]Let me guess. Pancho Villa. [24:14.790]And you're Bob Saget. [24:19.000]Pancho Villa? [24:22.030]What are you talking about,Phoebe? I don't [24:28.170]Oh,my God! You drew on me? [24:31.040]Hey,you wet my pants! [24:34.080]What kind of party was this? [24:36.850]I've been walking around like this? You have so crossed a line. [24:41.320]Rach,wait. The men's room is that way. [24:50.590]It's the third time she's won on a machine I was playing. [24:55.100]I bet she's one of those people. [24:58.340] [25:00.600]What? No, a lurker. [25:02.840]What's that? [25:04.010]When you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out... [25:07.010]...a lurker waits for you to give up and then [25:09.580]Kills you? [25:12.920]They swoop in and steal your jackpot. [25:17.590]-How do you know about this? -My nana used to do it. [25:21.360]That's how she paid for my dance Karate lessons. [25:24.930]Dance karate? [25:26.460] [25:29.230]...but beautiful sport. ... [25:35.110]-lt won't come off. -What? [25:37.440]It won't come off. [25:38.780]Oh,my God. Rach, are you sure? [25:41.140]I took it off and then I drew it back on. [25:45.480]Rach,I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sure we can get it off,okay? [25:48.950]-Just give me your pen. -Why? What are you gonna do? [25:51.550]Well,I believe I'm going to stab you repeatedly. [25:55.060]Not here. There are cameras everywhere. [25:59.730]You made it! [26:00.900] [26:03.730]Who's your friend? He's hot. [26:06.900]Thanks,man. [26:08.170]Listen,I talked to Chandler. And I'm sorry about the movie. [26:12.440]Don't be sorry. [26:13.640]I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin. [26:17.750]Your what? [26:18.950]My identical hand twin. The person whose hands are like mine. [26:22.920]-Were you looking for this person? -Not even. This thing is a gold mine. [26:27.720] [26:30.560]That won't make you any money. [26:32.860]Well,fine. [26:34.460]None of you will live with me in my hand-shaped mansion. [26:39.800]Except you. You can live in the thumb. [26:44.870] [26:48.380]I am on fire! [26:49.980]See you later. [26:51.510]What are you doing? [26:53.180]What's it look like? Going home. [26:55.050]Why? [26:59.120]Wait. Sorry,I was just playing for one second. [27:03.330]If you don't want me to see Richard again,I won't. [27:06.900]He means nothing to me. [27:08.730]Oh,come on. I was there. [27:13.800]I know he's the love of your life. [27:16.870]Not anymore. [27:19.580] [27:21.480]Really. [27:26.320]All right? [27:27.920]Let's forget about going home and celebrate our anniversary. [27:33.560]Okay, this is empty. [27:35.890]I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing. [27:46.400]Where's the other guy? [27:47.840]Which guy? [27:49.340]Tall,dark hair,hand looks exactly like this? [27:52.780]I don't know about the hands, but he went to the restroom. [27:56.580] [28:03.090]How you doing? [28:05.790]-Very busy. -Right. Okay. [28:12.960]Yes,hello. I have a question. [28:16.200]I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. [28:21.200]A beard and a mustache. [28:25.980]Thank you. [28:29.380]No,she didn't think so. [28:31.710]I know. It's like Anyway.... [28:35.320]Makeup didn't cover it, we've tried everything and nothing's worked. [28:39.790]What do we do? [28:42.590] [28:48.230]Thank you. [28:50.300]Yeah, it's not coming off. [28:53.140]What? What else did he say? [28:55.170]He said he thought I was funny. [29:00.440] [29:03.680]...we'll have some fun and you will forget all about it. [29:07.250]There's no way I am leaving looking like this! [29:10.520]Come on,Rach. It's not that bad. [29:12.860]Ross,I am a human doodle! [29:16.330]Just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you can't have fun. [29:20.830]Besides,no one will even look at you. [29:23.270]This is Vegas. Hello? There are tons of other freaks here. [29:28.640]There are tons of freaks here. No other. No. [29:33.980]Come on. No one will notice. I swear. [29:43.820]There was some staring and pointing. [29:48.560]I need a drink. [29:50.490]They really overcharge you for that stuff. [29:54.960]But who cares, because it's all on me. [30:02.540]That is one big drink. [30:06.080]Macadamia nut? [30:08.480]Wow! That's some pricey nut. [30:13.350]Really like those macadamia nuts? [30:16.090]Nope. [30:31.400]Get out of here, you lurker! [30:33.800]Go on,get! [30:38.710]You made up. [30:40.710]I couldn't be mad at him for too long. [30:42.950]She couldn't live without the "Chand love." [30:49.120]Get a room. [30:51.450]-We have one. -Use it. [30:55.830]Bye,Chandler. Bye,Mon. [31:05.700]Phoebe,Phoebe. Please pick up a house phone. [31:09.470]You have a call from Chandler and Mon. [31:15.280] [31:24.150]You dirty lurker! [31:27.520]I'm sorry,you are the same old lady,right? Yeah. Dirty lurker! [31:37.900]That's right. Take good care of those babies. [31:41.240]Excuse me? [31:42.440]It's me. Joey. [31:43.640]Do I know you? [31:46.180]Joey? [31:51.080]Yeah, the hand guy. [31:53.620]So, what are we gonna do about this hand twin thing? [31:58.150]Nothing. [32:00.320]Look,you and I have been given a gift. [32:03.630]We have to do something with it. Like hand modeling. Or magic. [32:07.760]And you know NASA's gonna want to talk to us. [32:12.140]I have to get back to work. [32:14.500]We can have our own show. [32:16.310]We can clap our hands together. People will love it! [32:21.510]And I wrote a song for us. [32:23.780]This hand is your hand [32:27.450]This hand is my hand [32:30.390]Oh,wait,that's your hand [32:34.620]No,wait,it's my hand [32:39.530]-That's okay. -But you haven't even heard the chorus! [32:45.740]Oh,my God. [32:47.340]I look like my great-aunt Muriel. [32:50.570]All right,you know what? [32:52.310]We don't have to go downstairs. [32:54.580]We can bring Vegas up to us. [32:57.480]All right,come on. [32:58.920]We'll play some blackjack. Here we go. [33:02.250]-Thirteen. -Hit me. 13 [33:04.150]Twenty-three. 23， [33:07.490]Which is what we play to at this casino! [33:12.830]You win 10 dollars! [33:14.600]-I bet 20. -Right. [33:22.000]A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man! [33:27.410]I've never seen a roll like this! [33:29.750]That's right, baby! [33:31.180]What do I want now? [33:34.280]Eight? [33:35.950]-Six. -Pick a number! That is your only job. [33:40.190]-Eight. -Thank you. [33:41.590]If you get this, we buy everybody a steak dinner. [33:47.730]Eight it is. 8 [33:50.470]We're not buying steak dinners,are we? [33:52.640]-No. -Okay,good. [33:55.710]-What do I want now? -Try a hard eight. [33:58.070]-What? -Two fours. [34:00.980]Eight! 8 [34:03.280]Don't you let her go. You're a lucky guy. [34:06.480]Thank you,Mr. Drunken Gambler. [34:09.490]You get this and we get the biggest suite in the place. [34:16.890]We get the biggest suite in the place. [34:19.330]The biggest suite in the place! [34:21.300]Come on! [34:24.300]I love you! I can't remember why we fought. [34:26.970]Because I had lunch with Rich [34:29.140]Me neither! [34:31.140]-What now? -Another hard eight. [34:33.410]Hard eight? Let's call it easy eight! [34:35.850]I'll tell you what. You roll another hard eight... [34:39.850]...and we get married here tonight. [34:45.090] [34:47.360]Shut up! [34:51.430]It just got interesting! [34:57.270]What did you say? [34:58.940]You roll another hard eight, we get married tonight. [35:02.810]You serious? [35:04.270]Yes. I love you. [35:05.940]I've never loved anybody as much as I love you. [35:09.610]I've never loved anybody as much as I love you. [35:12.520]So if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it. [35:16.550]What do you say? [35:18.850]Okay. [35:20.960] [35:26.200]That's a four. [35:27.500]-And where's the other one? -Under the table. [35:31.030]Nobody move! You look that way,I look this way. [35:38.980]Here it is,here it is. [35:42.180] [35:46.650]It's your call. [35:51.650] [35:56.730]I think so too. [36:25.250]Oh, well, lost again. [36:32.130]That's it. You and me. Outside! [36:34.630]I wouldn't want you to lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair! [36:43.370]Be cool. [36:48.410]Okay, your lurking days are over. [36:50.710] [36:51.950]Everyone you lurk, I'll lurk first. [36:54.650]You move on, I'll be one step ahead of you... [36:57.620]...every single time. [36:59.090]And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day... [37:02.960]...till Monday... [37:04.830]...because that's when I go home. [37:07.900]When do you leave? [37:09.100]Also Monday. [37:10.800]What time? Maybe we can share a cab. [37:15.570]Hit me. [37:17.440]Hit me. [37:19.740] [37:21.910] [37:24.110] [37:26.480] [37:28.980]We need more cards. [37:31.920]Yeah. And we also need more drinks. Hold on a second. [37:37.330] [37:38.930]Hello,Vegas? [37:42.300]We would like more alcohol. [37:44.170]You know what else? We would like some more beers. [37:49.870]Oh,I forgot to dial. [37:55.950]That must be our alcohol and beers. [38:03.820]It's Joey! I love Joey! [38:06.220]Oh,I love Joey! [38:08.020]Joey lives with a duck. [38:09.560] [38:12.030]Look,I need some help, okay? [38:14.200]Someone has to convince my hand twin to cooperate. [38:17.530]I'll do it. Whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. [38:27.310]Are you okay? [38:31.880]Yeah. Fine. Thanks. [38:36.990]Hey, Rach? [38:38.690]How you doing? [38:43.030]I'm doing good, baby. How you doing? [38:47.660]Don't let her drink anymore. [38:53.340]Here's that macadamia nut. [38:59.210]No,something else. [39:06.920]So, what do you wanna do now? [39:09.020]I wanna get out of the room. [39:13.020]I really miss downstairs. [39:16.930]Okay,you know what? There is only one way I am leaving this hotel room. [39:23.370]Well,hello! [39:26.200]I'm Ross. [39:28.440]-Good luck to you. -Sir, you've got a little something.... [39:37.610]Hello. [39:39.880] [40:07.580]I won! [40:09.080]I won! I finally won! [40:11.010]I won! That was my quarter! [40:12.950]Take a hike, toots. [40:16.620]Excuse me, sir. [40:18.190]This lady played my quarter. This is my money. [40:21.090]Is that true, miss? [40:23.930]Sells drugs to kids. [40:25.730] [40:27.800]She sells drugs to kids. [40:31.030]It was my quarter. [40:33.200]Was it her quarter? [40:35.170]How about we talk about this over dinner? [40:38.040]-Okay, lady, you're out of here. -No,you can't arrest me! [40:42.010]I won't go back to that hellhole! [40:45.850]I'm just taking you outside. [40:48.720] [40:54.160]I need something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue. [41:00.160]Here's something blue and new. [41:02.670]You are so efficient. I love you. [41:05.530]-Let's go. -No,wait! [41:07.040]We need something old. [41:08.800]I have a condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve. [41:14.510] [41:16.080]I don't think so. [41:19.550]Now something borrowed. [41:22.590]Here, just take this. [41:25.390]That's stealing. [41:26.720]We'll bring it back. Put it under your dress. [41:40.600]Okay. One thing at a time. [41:56.750]-Are you gonna play? -No,I don't really have any money. [42:01.260]Not yet,anyway. [42:05.460]Can't sit here if you don't play. [42:22.910]My name is Regina Falangie. [42:27.480]I'm a businesswoman in town on business. [42:30.350]Would you like to see my card? [42:32.350]What did I do with my Filofax? [42:34.360]I must've left it in Conference Room B. [42:37.690]-Fourteen. -Hit me. 14 [42:40.160]Oh,my God. [42:41.400]May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands? [42:47.270]They're identical. [42:48.840]I've never seen that in the business world. [42:53.210]Stop it. [42:55.880]Miss Falangie,may I ask you a question as an impartial person at this table? [43:00.880]Please stop it. [43:04.250]Wouldn't you pay good money to see identical hands... [43:07.560]...showcased in some type of an entertainment venue? [43:12.090]If you leave now,I will chop off my hand and give it to you! [43:18.970]Didn't I just throw you out? [43:21.240]No, you threw out Phoebe. [43:23.310]I'm Regina Falangie. Falangie. [43:26.710]Come on, lady. [43:28.710]Please take him too. [43:30.250]Me? Oh, come on, man. [43:33.120]Come on, buddy. [43:35.250]Don't let him do this. Come on! [43:37.790]I'm your hand twin! [43:44.630]Hello. One marriage,please. [43:47.130]We want to get married. [43:48.730]There's a service in progress. Have a seat. [43:51.900]All right. [44:02.110]What are you doing? [44:03.410]The "Wedding March." Does that freak you out? [44:06.320]No, it's the graduation song. [44:14.520]This is it. We're gonna get married. [44:17.590]You sure you wanna do this? [44:24.830]Hello, Mrs. Ross! [44:27.340]Well,hello, Mr. Rachel! [44:32.610]Wait. Okay.
[00:07.280] [00:10.010]Sucker. [00:12.620]Hello? [00:13.950]-Hey,Joey! -Hey,Phoebe. [00:16.120]I need a favor. [00:17.560]I forgot the PlN to my ATM card. Can you get it for me? [00:21.130]Sure. Where is it? [00:22.630]I scratched it on the ATM machine on the corner. [00:26.360]So you're 5-6-3-9? [00:28.630]That's it! Thanks. [00:31.800]-Wanna talk to Chandler? -Let me talk to him. [00:34.540]He didn't believe in my movie... [00:36.540]...which is a big mistake, because it is real. Real. [00:41.650]Tribbiani,get back to work. Break time's over. [00:46.620]-Who was that? -My stunt double. Yeah. [00:49.290]He's getting a little too familiar for my tastes. [00:53.190]I've tried to apologize. [00:55.130]If I can't do it on the phone, I'll go and do it in person. [00:58.930]I heard that. Can you put him on? [01:01.030] [01:04.640]Don't come out here. [01:07.770]I support you 100% and I wanna prove that to you in person. [01:11.440]I got that. I forgive you. Don't come out here. [01:14.850]You haven't taken my calls for a week. [01:17.220]I'm totally over it. Friends forever. Don't come out here. [01:22.450]Would you mind doing a picture with us? [01:25.790]-What was that? -Entertainment Tonight. [01:30.800]Good talking to you and don't come out here. [01:37.140]The One in Vegas [02:24.680]Monica? I'm sorry I'm late. [02:31.620] [02:34.390] [02:36.630]I'm so sorry. Have you been here long? [02:39.260]That's okay. [02:41.570]What the hell took you so long? [02:45.970]You can't tell Chandler. I ran into Richard. [02:48.840]-Which Richard? -The Richard. [02:50.510]Richard Simmons? Oh,my God! [02:54.010]No,my ex-boyfriend Richard. You know, the tall guy, mustache. [02:58.480]Okay, that actually makes more sense. How was it? [03:02.050]It was really nice. We talked and I had lunch with him. [03:06.060]That's weird. I dreamed you had lunch with Richard. [03:09.390]-Really? -Again, Richard Simmons. [03:12.130]Go on. [03:13.360]The strange part was he was really nice... [03:16.070]...and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything. [03:19.200]So why can't we tell Chandler? [03:21.240]It'll freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary. I don't wanna spoil it. [03:26.010]I can't believe you guys have lasted a whole year! [03:29.310]Wow, I owe Rachel 20 bucks. [03:33.890]On a totally different bet. [03:39.820]-It's almost our anniversary! -I know. [03:42.430]One year ago today,I was just your annoying friend Chandler. [03:46.530]Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler. [03:50.870]I got you a gift. [03:52.070]-It's not till tomorrow. -I know,but you have to open it today. [04:08.550]Okay! There you go! [04:10.960]It's two tickets to Vegas! [04:13.790]Yeah! For this weekend! It'll be perfect. [04:16.960]You'll see Joey, plus,we'll start our celebration on the plane. [04:21.370]We can call it our "Plane-aversary." [04:25.700]Do we have to? [04:28.640]This is great, but Joey didn't want any of us there. [04:32.210]He doesn't want us to go to any trouble. He'll be excited when we surprise him. [04:37.150]Plus,we get to have our own "Anna-Vegas-ry"! [04:42.990]"Anna-vada-versary!" [04:46.460]I think we should see other people. [04:49.260]We can go, right? [04:50.930]Great idea. [04:52.300]I'm gonna go too! [04:56.770]Phoebe,it's kind of our anniversary. [04:59.140]You won't ditch me like you did with London. [05:02.070]Ditch you? You were pregnant [05:04.080]Great story. I'm going. [05:10.750]Listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey! [05:16.920]Including me! [05:19.160]Do you wanna go? [05:20.360]I can take a couple days off work. [05:22.490]Of course you can take a couple days off, because this trip includes me! [05:28.300]I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that. [05:31.770]I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit. I waited a year for this. [05:36.510]Art lover. [05:42.950]What'd you say? [05:44.750]I said,art lover. [05:47.320]-Was that supposed to be an insult? -I don't know,I'm very tired. [05:51.620]-Rach, maybe we can fly out Saturday? -Sounds great. [05:55.160]I'll call the airlines. [05:57.560]That'll be nice to have the apartment to myself. [06:01.100]To walk around naked. [06:05.100]No,so I can be by myself. Have a little alone time. [06:09.140]Naked alone time. [06:11.310]Just because I'm alone doesn't mean I wanna walk around naked. [06:15.180]You live alone, you don't walk around naked. [06:17.750]Why does it takes me so long to answer the door? [06:29.060]So far,is this trip to Las Vegas better or worse than the trip to London? [06:34.030]So far, it's pretty much the same,Phoebe. [06:37.370]What about after I give you these candies? [06:41.910]I guess it's a little better now. [06:45.040] [06:49.350]I'll be back. [06:53.990]Happy Plane-aversary. [06:57.220]I love you. [06:59.020]-Can I give you your present now? -Okay! [07:06.430]Oh, don't tell me I did this. [07:08.700]I love "l forgot the present" fake-out! [07:12.770]How about "I did forget the present, forgive me" not fake-out? [07:17.070]You can give it to me when we get back. [07:19.740]This is the worst thing that could happen. [07:22.350]You decided to tell him about the Richard thing. [07:29.450]What "Richard thing"? [07:31.020]Oh,no. [07:34.690]What "Richard thing"? [07:35.930]Simmons. Go with Simmons. [07:44.940]I ran into Richard yesterday. [07:47.070]He asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. [07:50.980]I didn't tell you because you'd get mad... [07:53.780]...and I didn't wanna spoil our anniversary. [07:56.880]I'm not mad. [08:00.620] [08:02.790]So you bumped into Richard. You grabbed a "bite." [08:08.460]No big deal. [08:13.160]Great. [08:18.240] [08:21.670]This is gonna be a real horserace. [08:58.880]Oh,look what happened. [09:02.880]Check me out. [09:04.980]I'm in my kitchen... [09:07.520]...naked. [09:09.850]I'm picking up an orange. [09:12.920]I'm naked. [09:16.690]I'm lighting the candles. [09:19.430]Naked. And carefully. [09:33.210]Oh,my God! That's Rachel, naked! [09:38.350]I can't look at that. I am looking at this. [09:41.120]Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes. [09:46.220]Unless she wants me to be looking at that. [09:50.800]She knows I'm home. [09:52.760]She knows I can see her. [09:55.900]What kind of game is she playing? [09:59.740]I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. [10:04.780]Dr. Geller. [10:06.410]Stop it. You're being silly. [10:11.250]Or am I? [10:15.820]Love to love you baby [10:20.320]Love to love you baby [10:30.230]Love to love you baby [10:33.900]Damn it! [10:49.050]May I come in? [10:51.860]Yeah,if you want to. [10:54.020]Do you want me to? [10:57.730]Yeah,sure? [10:59.130]So do l. [11:05.570]Okay,Rach,before anything happens... [11:09.310]...I wanna lay down a couple of ground rules. [11:12.210]This is just about tonight. [11:15.180]I won't go through with this if it'll raise the question of "us." [11:21.420]I just want this to be... [11:25.990]...about what it is. [11:32.260]And... [11:33.660]...what is that,Ross? [11:35.670]The physical act of love. [11:39.840]What, are you crazy? [11:41.410]So you weren't trying to entice me just now with your nakedness? [11:49.210]Oh,God. You saw me? [11:55.350]You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness? [12:01.030]You actually thought I wanted to have *** with you? [12:05.230] [12:09.070] [12:12.200] [12:20.910]Oh,wow. I'm sorry. But,Ross, you kicked off your shoes. [12:26.150]-Can we just forget this ever happened? -Of course. You're right. I'm sorry. [12:31.060]-Thank you. -Yes. [12:32.860]-I guess I'm gonna go pack. -Okay. Wait,one more thing. [12:36.190]Do we still need to settle the question of "us"? [13:04.050]Hey,you guys,wait! You guys. [13:06.920]This place is much better than London. [13:09.430]A lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me this. [13:12.330]Ninety-nine cent steak and lobster dinner. 99 [13:15.070]You don't eat animals. [13:16.670]For ninety-nine cents I'd eat you. [13:20.400]I can totally settle down here. [13:22.770]It's got everything I could ever want. Including Joey! Look! [13:28.080]Look! Hey! [13:29.650]Oh,my God. [13:31.780] [13:38.320]Love your condoms,my man. [13:41.260]Why are you here? I told you not to come. [13:43.890]Why are you dressed as a gladiator? [13:46.630]Because I'm shooting a scene right now. I play a gladiator. [13:52.400]Hold on a second. Can we cut? [13:55.110]My friends are here. I'm gonna take a break. [13:57.980]Who are you talking to? [14:00.980]The director. [14:02.750]Her. [14:07.150]All right,it's not a gladiator movie. I work here. [14:10.450]Why? What happened? [14:12.120]The movie shut down. Ran out of money. [14:14.430]I'm working here till it starts up, if it ever does. [14:17.930]-I'm so sorry. -Such a drag. [14:19.860]Sorry I didn't tell you. I'm sorry. [14:22.330]Apparently there's a new policy of not sharing. [14:25.670]-I knew you weren't okay with that. -So you're a gladiator! [14:30.110]What's going on? [14:31.810]-Monica had lunch with Richard. -Dawson? [14:37.280]But that would've been so cool! [14:40.180]Her boyfriend Richard. [14:41.790]It meant nothing. After all this time, how can you not trust me? [14:46.290]When you go lunching with hunky men and don't tell me! [14:51.900]You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you. [14:55.370]Thanks. [14:57.300]-There we go. -Now I love Vegas. [15:01.170]I promise you next time I absolutely will tell you. [15:07.880]-"Next time"? -So close. [15:11.580]There won't be a next time. You cannot see him again. [15:14.920]I cannot see him? You can't tell me what to do. [15:18.820]That's funny, I think I just did. [15:21.860]If you act like this, I won't be around you. [15:24.830]-Fine. -Happy anniversary! [15:26.630]Guys,please! Come on,come on. [15:29.300]This is obviously a misunderstanding. [15:31.640]No,it is not. [15:32.900]Don't look at me. I just work here. [15:41.810]Okay, Ross? I'm a little warm, so I'm gonna be taking off my sweater. [15:46.650]Now,I'm just letting you know... [15:49.490]...this is not an invitation to the physical act of love. [15:55.460]Yep,that's hilarious. [15:58.400]I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done. [16:00.660]You know,last night was embarrassing for you too. [16:03.900]No,not really. You've seen me naked hundreds of times. [16:08.070]But it was a first for the rest of my building. [16:11.540]That's true. But I just don't embarrass that easily. [16:15.880]What? You totally get embarrassed. [16:18.220]No,I don't. Ross,I think I'm just a more secure person than you are. [16:22.950] [16:26.490]Hey,lady! [16:27.890]I don't care how much you want it,okay? [16:30.560]I am not gonna have *** with you in the bathroom! [16:38.770]You know,in Roman times, this was more than just a hat. [16:43.070] [16:45.640]They would scrub the floors. [16:47.910]They'd use it to get the mud off their shoe. [16:50.650]Sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty. [16:53.680]So they would stick it right [16:56.350]I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary. [16:59.620]I'll take you someplace nice. A guy tipped me $100. [17:04.460]He was playing blackjack for an hour and he won $5000. [17:08.000]Can you believe that? [17:09.830]If I won $5000,I'd join a gym. [17:12.270]Build up my upper body... [17:13.940]...and hit Richard from behind with a stick. [17:17.710]Wait! Why don't I just do what that guy did? [17:20.810]I'll take this $100, turn it into $5000... [17:23.180]...and I'll turn that into enough to get my movie going! [17:27.450]Good luck. [17:28.950]I don't need luck. I've thought this through. [17:31.590]I see. [17:41.400]Thanks. [17:43.000]I can't believe this. This is like the worst night ever. [17:46.670]You had a minor setback in your relationship. [17:50.310]Big deal. It's only Chandler. [17:53.880]I am so sorry. [17:58.380]This is crazy. Such a stupid argument.... [18:01.790]I don't wanna see Richard. [18:03.690]So go fix it. [18:05.890]Find Chandler. He's probably in your room. [18:08.830]Tell him sorry and you love him. [18:11.230]You're right,Phoebe. [18:13.200]-Thank you. -Sure. [18:15.900]Yeah! Las Vegas! Number one! [18:29.810]Anybody lose this? [18:31.450]Coming out. Place your bet. [18:34.720]Dice her out. [18:38.560]Yellow 11. Pay the front line! [18:49.330]So I'm on my way back to the bathroom. [18:55.810]All right, all right. Just keep walking, all right? [19:08.820]What are you? I am sorry,sir. [19:10.850]I think he just really likes you. [19:19.600]You know that teacher who had a baby with her student? [19:32.910] [19:34.780]-Can I help you? -Yes. [19:36.480]Do you have any extra pants? My friend seems to have had a little accident. [19:46.990]-Can I change $100? -Changing $100. [19:50.730]-Good luck, sir. -Thanks. [19:54.870]That's right. [20:01.170]-Thirteen. -Hit me! 13 [20:04.710] [20:09.510] [20:12.880]You are not gonna believe this! [20:15.190]I have found my identical hand twin. [20:21.990] [20:24.090]My identical hand twin! [20:27.430]What's an identical hand twin? [20:29.300]What does it sound like? [20:30.970]It's a guy with my identical hands. [20:34.300]It was incredible. The dealer's hands were exactly like mine. [20:38.280]It was like looking at my hands in a mirror! [20:42.280]You sure you weren't looking at your hands in a mirror? [20:46.180]Don't you see what this means? I can forget about that stupid movie. [20:50.520]I'm gonna be a millionaire! [20:54.460]-How? -I don't have it all worked out yet. [20:58.200]But it's gotta mean big money. Come on, identical hands! [21:03.430]Again,I must go back to... [21:05.700]...how? [21:08.470]This is Vegas,man. People will pay to see freaky stuff! [21:14.110]How much would you pay to see this hand... [21:16.950] [21:22.450]I can't really put a price on that. [21:25.820]Are you un-supporting me again? [21:29.660]I support you 100%. I just didn't get it right away. [21:33.560]Now I'm caught up. [21:35.230]Identical hand twins. [21:37.300]It's a million-dollar idea! [21:38.940]Right? I know. Okay. All right. [21:42.610]What's that for? [21:43.770]Well,I gotta document this before that dealer gets off his break. [21:53.520]I found my identical hand twin! [21:55.590]Oh,you're so lucky! [22:02.460]So where's Monica? Did you guys make up? [22:06.700]But she just came up here. [22:08.730]That was Joey. [22:10.930]I wonder where she is? It's so weird. [22:13.270]She's probably talking to Richard. [22:15.410]Would you stop that? [22:17.710]You know what she said after her lunch with Richard? [22:21.240]She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you. [22:25.420] [22:27.280]She feels terrible. She really wants to make up. You've gotta find her. [22:35.160]Good. [22:43.230]I should really start wearing hats. [23:02.120] [23:31.880]Welcome to Las Vegas. [23:35.120]-Did you enjoy your flight? -I did. [23:37.450]Thank you very much. It was excellent. [23:41.190]-I hope you had a nice flight. -Oh,it was the best. [23:50.370]I think the check-in is that way. [24:00.640]Kids love me. [24:03.780]Hi,you guys are here! [24:06.620]What'd you do? Did you go to a costume party? [24:10.290]Let me guess. Pancho Villa. [24:14.790]And you're Bob Saget. [24:19.000]Pancho Villa? [24:22.030]What are you talking about,Phoebe? I don't [24:28.170]Oh,my God! You drew on me? [24:31.040]Hey,you wet my pants! [24:34.080]What kind of party was this? [24:36.850]I've been walking around like this? You have so crossed a line. [24:41.320]Rach,wait. The men's room is that way. [24:50.590]It's the third time she's won on a machine I was playing. [24:55.100]I bet she's one of those people. [24:58.340] [25:00.600]What? No, a lurker. [25:02.840]What's that? [25:04.010]When you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out... [25:07.010]...a lurker waits for you to give up and then [25:09.580]Kills you? [25:12.920]They swoop in and steal your jackpot. [25:17.590]-How do you know about this? -My nana used to do it. [25:21.360]That's how she paid for my dance Karate lessons. [25:24.930]Dance karate? [25:26.460] [25:29.230]...but beautiful sport. ... [25:35.110]-lt won't come off. -What? [25:37.440]It won't come off. [25:38.780]Oh,my God. Rach, are you sure? [25:41.140]I took it off and then I drew it back on. [25:45.480]Rach,I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sure we can get it off,okay? [25:48.950]-Just give me your pen. -Why? What are you gonna do? [25:51.550]Well,I believe I'm going to stab you repeatedly. [25:55.060]Not here. There are cameras everywhere. [25:59.730]You made it! [26:00.900] [26:03.730]Who's your friend? He's hot. [26:06.900]Thanks,man. [26:08.170]Listen,I talked to Chandler. And I'm sorry about the movie. [26:12.440]Don't be sorry. [26:13.640]I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin. [26:17.750]Your what? [26:18.950]My identical hand twin. The person whose hands are like mine. [26:22.920]-Were you looking for this person? -Not even. This thing is a gold mine. [26:27.720] [26:30.560]That won't make you any money. [26:32.860]Well,fine. [26:34.460]None of you will live with me in my hand-shaped mansion. [26:39.800]Except you. You can live in the thumb. [26:44.870] [26:48.380]I am on fire! [26:49.980]See you later. [26:51.510]What are you doing? [26:53.180]What's it look like? Going home. [26:55.050]Why? [26:59.120]Wait. Sorry,I was just playing for one second. [27:03.330]If you don't want me to see Richard again,I won't. [27:06.900]He means nothing to me. [27:08.730]Oh,come on. I was there. [27:13.800]I know he's the love of your life. [27:16.870]Not anymore. [27:19.580] [27:21.480]Really. [27:26.320]All right? [27:27.920]Let's forget about going home and celebrate our anniversary. [27:33.560]Okay, this is empty. [27:35.890]I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing. [27:46.400]Where's the other guy? [27:47.840]Which guy? [27:49.340]Tall,dark hair,hand looks exactly like this? [27:52.780]I don't know about the hands, but he went to the restroom. [27:56.580] [28:03.090]How you doing? [28:05.790]-Very busy. -Right. Okay. [28:12.960]Yes,hello. I have a question. [28:16.200]I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. [28:21.200]A beard and a mustache. [28:25.980]Thank you. [28:29.380]No,she didn't think so. [28:31.710]I know. It's like Anyway.... [28:35.320]Makeup didn't cover it, we've tried everything and nothing's worked. [28:39.790]What do we do? [28:42.590] [28:48.230]Thank you. [28:50.300]Yeah, it's not coming off. [28:53.140]What? What else did he say? [28:55.170]He said he thought I was funny. [29:00.440] [29:03.680]...we'll have some fun and you will forget all about it. [29:07.250]There's no way I am leaving looking like this! [29:10.520]Come on,Rach. It's not that bad. [29:12.860]Ross,I am a human doodle! [29:16.330]Just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you can't have fun. [29:20.830]Besides,no one will even look at you. [29:23.270]This is Vegas. Hello? There are tons of other freaks here. [29:28.640]There are tons of freaks here. No other. No. [29:33.980]Come on. No one will notice. I swear. [29:43.820]There was some staring and pointing. [29:48.560]I need a drink. [29:50.490]They really overcharge you for that stuff. [29:54.960]But who cares, because it's all on me. [30:02.540]That is one big drink. [30:06.080]Macadamia nut? [30:08.480]Wow! That's some pricey nut. [30:13.350]Really like those macadamia nuts? [30:16.090]Nope. [30:31.400]Get out of here, you lurker! [30:33.800]Go on,get! [30:38.710]You made up. [30:40.710]I couldn't be mad at him for too long. [30:42.950]She couldn't live without the "Chand love." [30:49.120]Get a room. [30:51.450]-We have one. -Use it. [30:55.830]Bye,Chandler. Bye,Mon. [31:05.700]Phoebe,Phoebe. Please pick up a house phone. [31:09.470]You have a call from Chandler and Mon. [31:15.280] [31:24.150]You dirty lurker! [31:27.520]I'm sorry,you are the same old lady,right? Yeah. Dirty lurker! [31:37.900]That's right. Take good care of those babies. [31:41.240]Excuse me? [31:42.440]It's me. Joey. [31:43.640]Do I know you? [31:46.180]Joey? [31:51.080]Yeah, the hand guy. [31:53.620]So, what are we gonna do about this hand twin thing? [31:58.150]Nothing. [32:00.320]Look,you and I have been given a gift. [32:03.630]We have to do something with it. Like hand modeling. Or magic. [32:07.760]And you know NASA's gonna want to talk to us. [32:12.140]I have to get back to work. [32:14.500]We can have our own show. [32:16.310]We can clap our hands together. People will love it! [32:21.510]And I wrote a song for us. [32:23.780]This hand is your hand [32:27.450]This hand is my hand [32:30.390]Oh,wait,that's your hand [32:34.620]No,wait,it's my hand [32:39.530]-That's okay. -But you haven't even heard the chorus! [32:45.740]Oh,my God. [32:47.340]I look like my great-aunt Muriel. [32:50.570]All right,you know what? [32:52.310]We don't have to go downstairs. [32:54.580]We can bring Vegas up to us. [32:57.480]All right,come on. [32:58.920]We'll play some blackjack. Here we go. [33:02.250]-Thirteen. -Hit me. 13 [33:04.150]Twenty-three. 23， [33:07.490]Which is what we play to at this casino! [33:12.830]You win 10 dollars! [33:14.600]-I bet 20. -Right. [33:22.000]A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man! [33:27.410]I've never seen a roll like this! [33:29.750]That's right, baby! [33:31.180]What do I want now? [33:34.280]Eight? [33:35.950]-Six. -Pick a number! That is your only job. [33:40.190]-Eight. -Thank you. [33:41.590]If you get this, we buy everybody a steak dinner. [33:47.730]Eight it is. 8 [33:50.470]We're not buying steak dinners,are we? [33:52.640]-No. -Okay,good. [33:55.710]-What do I want now? -Try a hard eight. [33:58.070]-What? -Two fours. [34:00.980]Eight! 8 [34:03.280]Don't you let her go. You're a lucky guy. [34:06.480]Thank you,Mr. Drunken Gambler. [34:09.490]You get this and we get the biggest suite in the place. [34:16.890]We get the biggest suite in the place. [34:19.330]The biggest suite in the place! [34:21.300]Come on! [34:24.300]I love you! I can't remember why we fought. [34:26.970]Because I had lunch with Rich [34:29.140]Me neither! [34:31.140]-What now? -Another hard eight. [34:33.410]Hard eight? Let's call it easy eight! [34:35.850]I'll tell you what. You roll another hard eight... [34:39.850]...and we get married here tonight. [34:45.090] [34:47.360]Shut up! [34:51.430]It just got interesting! [34:57.270]What did you say? [34:58.940]You roll another hard eight, we get married tonight. [35:02.810]You serious? [35:04.270]Yes. I love you. [35:05.940]I've never loved anybody as much as I love you. [35:09.610]I've never loved anybody as much as I love you. [35:12.520]So if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it. [35:16.550]What do you say? [35:18.850]Okay. [35:20.960] [35:26.200]That's a four. [35:27.500]-And where's the other one? -Under the table. [35:31.030]Nobody move! You look that way,I look this way. [35:38.980]Here it is,here it is. [35:42.180] [35:46.650]It's your call. [35:51.650] [35:56.730]I think so too. [36:25.250]Oh, well, lost again. [36:32.130]That's it. You and me. Outside! [36:34.630]I wouldn't want you to lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair! [36:43.370]Be cool. [36:48.410]Okay, your lurking days are over. [36:50.710] [36:51.950]Everyone you lurk, I'll lurk first. [36:54.650]You move on, I'll be one step ahead of you... [36:57.620]...every single time. [36:59.090]And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day... [37:02.960]...till Monday... [37:04.830]...because that's when I go home. [37:07.900]When do you leave? [37:09.100]Also Monday. [37:10.800]What time? Maybe we can share a cab. [37:15.570]Hit me. [37:17.440]Hit me. [37:19.740] [37:21.910] [37:24.110] [37:26.480] [37:28.980]We need more cards. [37:31.920]Yeah. And we also need more drinks. Hold on a second. [37:37.330] [37:38.930]Hello,Vegas? [37:42.300]We would like more alcohol. [37:44.170]You know what else? We would like some more beers. [37:49.870]Oh,I forgot to dial. [37:55.950]That must be our alcohol and beers. [38:03.820]It's Joey! I love Joey! [38:06.220]Oh,I love Joey! [38:08.020]Joey lives with a duck. [38:09.560] [38:12.030]Look,I need some help, okay? [38:14.200]Someone has to convince my hand twin to cooperate. [38:17.530]I'll do it. Whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. [38:27.310]Are you okay? [38:31.880]Yeah. Fine. Thanks. [38:36.990]Hey, Rach? [38:38.690]How you doing? [38:43.030]I'm doing good, baby. How you doing? [38:47.660]Don't let her drink anymore. [38:53.340]Here's that macadamia nut. [38:59.210]No,something else. [39:06.920]So, what do you wanna do now? [39:09.020]I wanna get out of the room. [39:13.020]I really miss downstairs. [39:16.930]Okay,you know what? There is only one way I am leaving this hotel room. [39:23.370]Well,hello! [39:26.200]I'm Ross. [39:28.440]-Good luck to you. -Sir, you've got a little something.... [39:37.610]Hello. [39:39.880] [40:07.580]I won! [40:09.080]I won! I finally won! [40:11.010]I won! That was my quarter! [40:12.950]Take a hike, toots. [40:16.620]Excuse me, sir. [40:18.190]This lady played my quarter. This is my money. [40:21.090]Is that true, miss? [40:23.930]Sells drugs to kids. [40:25.730] [40:27.800]She sells drugs to kids. [40:31.030]It was my quarter. [40:33.200]Was it her quarter? [40:35.170]How about we talk about this over dinner? [40:38.040]-Okay, lady, you're out of here. -No,you can't arrest me! [40:42.010]I won't go back to that hellhole! [40:45.850]I'm just taking you outside. [40:48.720] [40:54.160]I need something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue. [41:00.160]Here's something blue and new. [41:02.670]You are so efficient. I love you. [41:05.530]-Let's go. -No,wait! [41:07.040]We need something old. [41:08.800]I have a condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve. [41:14.510] [41:16.080]I don't think so. [41:19.550]Now something borrowed. [41:22.590]Here, just take this. [41:25.390]That's stealing. [41:26.720]We'll bring it back. Put it under your dress. [41:40.600]Okay. One thing at a time. [41:56.750]-Are you gonna play? -No,I don't really have any money. [42:01.260]Not yet,anyway. [42:05.460]Can't sit here if you don't play. [42:22.910]My name is Regina Falangie. [42:27.480]I'm a businesswoman in town on business. [42:30.350]Would you like to see my card? [42:32.350]What did I do with my Filofax? [42:34.360]I must've left it in Conference Room B. [42:37.690]-Fourteen. -Hit me. 14 [42:40.160]Oh,my God. [42:41.400]May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands? [42:47.270]They're identical. [42:48.840]I've never seen that in the business world. [42:53.210]Stop it. [42:55.880]Miss Falangie,may I ask you a question as an impartial person at this table? [43:00.880]Please stop it. [43:04.250]Wouldn't you pay good money to see identical hands... [43:07.560]...showcased in some type of an entertainment venue? [43:12.090]If you leave now,I will chop off my hand and give it to you! [43:18.970]Didn't I just throw you out? [43:21.240]No, you threw out Phoebe. [43:23.310]I'm Regina Falangie. Falangie. [43:26.710]Come on, lady. [43:28.710]Please take him too. [43:30.250]Me? Oh, come on, man. [43:33.120]Come on, buddy. [43:35.250]Don't let him do this. Come on! [43:37.790]I'm your hand twin! [43:44.630]Hello. One marriage,please. [43:47.130]We want to get married. [43:48.730]There's a service in progress. Have a seat. [43:51.900]All right. [44:02.110]What are you doing? [44:03.410]The "Wedding March." Does that freak you out? [44:06.320]No, it's the graduation song. [44:14.520]This is it. We're gonna get married. [44:17.590]You sure you wanna do this? [44:24.830]Hello, Mrs. Ross! [44:27.340]Well,hello, Mr. Rachel! [44:32.610]Wait. Okay.
Friends S05E23-24-英语听力热门评论
“No, I won't go back to the hellhole”菲比真是一个有故事的女同学
