Princess Rap Battle: Snow White vs. Elsa-Whitney Avalon/Katja Glieson

[00:09.00]SNOW WHITE:It’s not lame that my aim here’s to tell you the truth
S：不说瞎话，我今天在这就是要和你对撕 [00:12.00]I’ll hit it out of the park like my name is Babe Ruth
老娘轻松全垒打就像Babe Ruth [00:14.00]Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
还在好莱坞星光大道上有颗星 [00:17.00]The fact that you can’t claim the same is really a shame
真遗憾，你比不过我是事实 [00:20.00]I’m the original princess, you’re a copy of a copy
我可是元老级的公主，你只是复制品中的复制品 [00:22.00]I am porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy
我完美如瓷器，而你的头发又蓬又乱 [00:25.00]I’m fragile but agile, rarely cross
老娘虽然脆弱但我敏捷而且脾气超好 [00:27.00]I am sweet, you can tweet, I’m a treat, like a boss
和糖一样甜，随你怎么黑，随意请客像个大佬 [00:30.00]ELSA: Who the hell are you to step to me?
E：你算老几敢到我面前来？ [00:32.00]An aimless airhead with a vitamin D deficiency
空脑壳明显缺乏维他命D [00:34.00]You got no skills ‘cuz you’re focused on your looks
什么都不会就只注重外表 [00:36.00]And let’s get to what was up with you and those seven shnooks (Hi, ho!)
要我把你和七个小矮人的事捞出来聊聊么（嗨，脏女孩） [00:40.00]I’ve heard you sing – it’s a high-pitched chirp
听你唱歌简直就像麻雀唧唧叫 [00:42.00]You’re *****. SNOW: You’re grumpy. ELSA: You’re a bashful twerp.
你迟钝 S：你暴躁 E：你个什么也不知道的蠢货 [00:44.50]That squeaky, meek demeanor is an awful choice
你吱吱的行为真的糟糕的选择 [00:47.00]I can drown you out right now with my powerful voice
我现在就可以让你淹死在我充满力量的嗓音里(ELSA：啊啊啊啊啊啊啊) [00:53.00]SNOW WHITE:Um, you should know, that’s not singing, you’re just yelling
S：嗯...你应该知道你这不是唱歌而是鸡打鸣 [00:56.70]At least now I can’t heard the mean lies you’re telling
至少我现在听不到你尖酸刻薄的谎话 [00:59.60]You could’ve grieved with your sister from the start
你一开始就应该和你妹妹守丧 [01:02.00]But no, you’re the one who’s really got a frozen heart
但是不，你就是那个心和冰一样冷的女人 [01:04.50]You were selfish and deluded when it comes down to it
你不仅自私还妖言惑众，总的来说 [01:07.00]Had the chance to do better, but like a porn star, you blew it
你明明有机会弥补却像PRON STAR一样把它吹了 [01:10.00]As for your powers, they’re hardly legit
至于你的能力根本不合格 [01:12.00]You built a whole castle with nowhere to sit
建了一整个城堡连个坐的地方都没有 [01:14.50]Does it really count as magic if when you let it go
到底算不算魔法还是你只会随它吧 [01:17.00]The only thing that moves is ice and snow?
唯一会动的东西就只有冰和雪 [01:19.50]I talk to animals and it always impresses
我会和动物讲话让人大开眼界 [01:22.00]You’re just a blonde snow-blower in sparkly dresses
而你只是刚好穿的亮闪闪的金发吹雪机而已 [01:25.00]ELSA:That’s right, manipulating snow, I’m the best at that game
E：控制雪的确是老娘的拿手好戏没错 [01:27.70]Which means you’re under my control ‘cuz that’s your stupid name
看你那愚蠢的名字就知道你现在归我管 [01:31.00] And who eats an apple a stranger gives ya? (Duh)
现在还有谁会去吃陌生人的苹果 [01:34.00]And who needs a man to save and kiss ya?
现在还有谁被解救是靠男人的吻 [01:36.30]I’m savvy, strong, single, and so independent
我机智坚强还独立 [01:39.00]You’re the weakest role model while I am transcendent
你是被遗忘的往事，是的呢时间可真残忍 [01:41.00]You’re a forgotten bygone, yes, time is the cruelest
你是被遗忘的往事，是的呢时间可真残忍 [01:43.00]I’m the newest, the boldest, and literally the coolest
我是最新最棒看上去都是最酷的 [01:46.00]So step aside and hide, go find a cottage to clean
赶紧靠边滚远点回去打扫你的村子 [01:48.00]You’re one ditzy princess, I’m a motherf'ing queen
你是智障公主，而我才是真正是女王