CINDERELLA vs BELLE -Whitney Avalon/Sarah Michelle Gellar

[00:00.86]Once upon a time
很久很久以前 [00:02.85]in a far away land
在一个遥远的地方 [00:04.84]there was a princess...
有传说中的公主... [00:07.03]RAP BATTLE
饶舌对决 [00:08.93]CINDERELLA
灰姑娘 [00:12.11]versus
对战 [00:14.02]BELLE
贝儿 [00:16.27]Let the rap battle begin
饶舌对决 正式开始 [00:18.76]C:Another princess in my shadow
又一个跟风的公主 [00:20.16]come to covet my crown
在觊觎我的皇冠 [00:21.51]You croens wanna throw down
礼服美无边的王者 [00:22.82]with the best in a gown?
岂是小丑能挑战？ [00:24.16]I'm the legendary story
我是经典传奇 [00:25.55]of rags to riches
我从野鸡变凤凰 [00:27.02]Rhymes sharper than a needle
我词锋锐利 [00:28.15]and I'm giving out stitches
我会让你遍体鳞伤 [00:29.45]Like a wilting rose
像朵枯萎姣花的你 [00:30.61]you can't step to my flows
抵挡不住我的攻势 [00:32.30]These girls are trippin'
那帮姑娘步履蹒跚 [00:33.50]did they cut off their toes?
她们被人切了脚趾？ [00:34.80]I deserve all the praise
全球恋足控们 [00:36.04]for the foot-fetish craze
请尽情向我赞美 [00:37.39]I've got itty-bitty kicks
我虽鞋子娇小 [00:38.68]but legs for days
但有修长的美腿 [00:40.12]Let's look at your mentality
瞧你神志异常 [00:41.23]Freud loves your abnormality
费洛伊德就爱你的疯狂 [00:42.62]The Stockholm Syndrome Story:
斯德哥尔摩综合征的故事： [00:43.82]Beauty and the Bestiality
美女与野兽x床 [00:45.31]Of course you're bitter
你当然会嫉妒我 [00:46.55]I'm the number one star
我是最闪亮的明星 [00:47.81]Pumpkin carriage,perfect marriage
南瓜车队 婚姻完美 [00:49.11]no one cares who you are
可你却无人问津 [00:50.31]B:What'my name?
我是谁？ [00:51.00](Belle!)
（贝儿） [00:51.79]What's it mean?
什么意思？ [00:52.44](Beauty!)
（美女） [00:53.15]I'm the perfect conbination
我是内外完美组合 [00:54.34]of brains and booty
有大脑有屁屁 [00:55.84]While I'm gaining knowledge
你丫只会丢鞋 [00:56.83]you're losing your pumps
而我学知识顶呱呱 [00:58.39]Like Mrs.Potts I'm serving shots
老娘就像茶壶夫人 [00:59.53]and dishing out lumps
我敬你一脸茶 [01:00.98]Cindy's dreaming she's important
辛迪梦想着自己很重要 [01:02.27]well,somebody should wake her
谁快来叫醒她 [01:03.72]This gold-digging trophy wife's
土豪找这贪财的花瓶老婆 [01:04.82]the royal baby maker
只是为了生娃 [01:06.21]Fear the nerdy,wordy princess
怕我这书呆子拽词公主 [01:07.55]'cause I'm throwing more shade
因为我的利嘴 [01:08.65]than the willow tree growing
比你母亲坟头的两棵柳树 [01:09.99]on your dead mother's grave
遮的影子还黑 [01:11.61]your tale as old as time
你那老掉牙的故事 [01:12.69]sets us back fifty years
拖女性五十年后腿 [01:14.12]Do your chores,
干你的家务 [01:15.12]clean the floors'til a man just appears
擦你的地板 等着男人出现 [01:17.12]You're shallow and obsessed
你肤浅 [01:18.36]with looks and how you're dressed
你整天想的都是穿戴和容貌 [01:19.71]you wanna live like Gaston?
你想像加斯顿一样生活？ [01:21.01]Please,be our guest
那就随你便 [01:22.41]C:Oh,I'm the one who's shallow
噢 我太肤浅 [01:23.51]'cause your prince was really hairy?
因为你家王子浑身是毛？ [01:24.95]The Beast was in the friend zone
野兽送了你图书馆后 [01:26.06]'til he gave you his library
你就立马随他x [01:27.61]You points have no merit,
你的观点站不住脚 [01:28.76]you're jealous,declare it
你嫉妒 别再遮掩 [01:30.16]Like I've always said:if the shoe fits,wear it
像我常说的 如果鞋子合适那就去穿 [01:32.65]I'm the American dream
我是拥有童话婚礼的 [01:33.99]with a fairy-tale wedding
美国梦代表 [01:35.34]You've got teapots for friends
你把茶壶当朋友 [01:36.55]and I think your man's shedding
你家老公还掉毛 [01:38.05]Some things are meant to be
有些事是天注定 [01:39.20]like love at first sight
比如一见钟情 [01:40.60]Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah
【似乎是咒语...】 [01:41.74]he was mine before midnight
午夜前就把他搞定 [01:43.15]B:A relationship rookie
一个情场菜鸟 [01:44.40]wants to rap about romance?
还想冒充两性专家？ [01:45.80]You can't fall in love
哪能跳一次舞 [01:47.10]after just one dance
就立马爱上他 [01:48.44]My prince saved my life
我的王子救了我一命 [01:49.74]and don't be misled
别听他们胡诌 [01:50.93]I want a man in the street
我想要的男人 白天情圣 [01:52.19]but a beast in the bed
夜晚禽兽 [01:53.68]Your film stars mice and cats
你片子里的明星是耗子 喵 [01:54.97]with an old,fat fairy
以及胖仙女 [01:56.38]Your silly story's shoehorned
这白痴故事简直 [01:57.67]into freakin'"Tom and Jerry"
跟猫和老鼠有得一拼 [01:59.08]You say you want to party
你说你想去派对 [02:00.17]next you run off doen the halls
结果跑到舞会里面 [02:01.46]It's like you always choke
就像你口x到蛋蛋 [02:02.87]once you make it to the balls
噎得喘不过气 [02:04.31]C:You think that's fuuny?
你以为很逗咩？ [02:05.51]Here's a history lesson,honey
亲爱的我来给你补节历史课 [02:06.81]My movie saved the studio
我的电影大赚 [02:08.10]when Walt was out of money
救了快破产的沃特 [02:09.43]You followed in my footsteps
你是我的跟屁虫 [02:10.65]without me there'no you
没有我哪来的你 [02:12.06]Disney built an empire
老娘的迷你水晶鞋 [02:13.37]on there tiny glass shoes
是迪斯尼帝国的根基 [02:14.71]B:If you're so adored
如果你真的那么被欣赏 [02:15.90]where's your Academy Award?
哪你的奥斯卡奖在哪咧？ [02:17.25]I'm the smart female *******
我是聪慧的女英雄 [02:18.50]that can't be ignored
人人都把我敬仰 [02:19.94]The moral of our quarrel
咱们撕逼的核心 [02:21.25]and why I've got you beat
以及我战胜你的真谛 [02:22.55]It's what's inside that matters
就是心灵美才最重要 [02:23.69]not the size of your feet
脚的大小那算个p