The Humpty Dance-Digital Underground

[00:10.99]All right stop whatcha doin' cause I'm about to ruin [00:13.42]The image and the style that ya used to [00:15.49]I look funny but yo I'm making money see [00:18.30]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:20.13]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town [00:22.48]And my sound's laid down by the underground [00:24.81]I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf [00:27.14]So just let me introduce myself [00:29.35]My name is Humpty pronounced with a umpty [00:31.60] [00:32.17]Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee [00:35.06]And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee [00:38.59]I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty [00:41.40]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:43.73]I like to rhyme I like my beats funky [00:45.91]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:48.15]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [00:50.42] [00:51.13]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:52.89]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:54.89]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish [00:57.55]Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny [01:00.26]It never stopped me from getting busy [01:02.12]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom [01:04.43]I once got busy in a burger king bathroom [01:06.76]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee [01:09.40]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:11.60]I'm still getting in the girls' pants [01:13.56]And I even got my own dance [01:14.87] [01:15.37]The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump [01:18.53] [01:21.66]Do the Humpty hump come on and do the Humpty hump [01:24.24] [01:26.25]Do the Humpty hump just watch me do the Humpty hump [01:28.85] [01:30.87]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump [01:33.53] [01:35.60]Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump [01:38.12] [01:38.73]People say yo Humpty you're really funny lookin' [01:41.19] [01:41.84]That's all right cause I get things cookin' [01:43.89]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me [01:47.03]But ya can't get near me [01:48.73]I give 'em more see and on the floor B [01:51.20]All the girls they adore me [01:52.69]Oh yes ladies I'm really being sincere [01:55.27]Cause in a 69 my Humpty nose will tickle ya rear [01:57.53]My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed [02:00.18]Big like a pickle I'm still getting paid [02:02.21]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge [02:04.62]Both how I'm living and my nose is large [02:06.83]I get stupid I shoot an arrow like cupid [02:09.26]I use a word that don't mean nothing like looptid [02:11.68]I sang on Doowutchalike and if ya missed it [02:14.17]I'm the one who said just grab I'm in the biscuits [02:16.14] [02:16.68]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:18.45]Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write [02:20.94]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance [02:23.25]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:25.00]The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump [02:28.09] [02:31.31]Do the Humpty hump [02:31.93] [02:32.96]Do the Humpty hump [02:33.68] [02:35.89]Do the Humpty hump [02:36.61] [02:37.82]Do the Humpty hump [02:38.41] [02:40.49]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump [02:43.11] [02:45.12]Do the Humpty hump watch me do the Humpty hump [02:47.59] [02:50.08]Oh yeah that's the break y'all [02:51.21] [02:51.74]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [02:53.33] [02:58.09]Oh yeah [02:58.62] [02:59.58]Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [03:01.69]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:03.50] [03:04.15]It's real easy to do check it out [03:06.34] [03:07.08]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:09.14] [03:09.75]Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking [03:11.67] [03:12.55]Crazy wack funky [03:13.47] [03:14.29]People say ya look like MC hammer on crack Humpty [03:17.06]That's all right cause my body's in motion [03:18.64] [03:19.20]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [03:21.43]Anyone can play this game [03:22.61] [03:23.24]This is my dance y'all Humpty hump's my name [03:25.76]No two people will do it the same [03:28.04]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:30.65]Humping funking jumping [03:32.54] [03:33.15]Jig around shaking ya rump [03:34.99]And when a doo doo chump punk points a finger like a stump [03:37.53]Tell him step off I'm doing the hump [03:39.19]The Humpty dance is your chance to do the hump [03:42.36] [03:45.40]Do the Humpty hump come on and do the Humpty hump [03:48.00] [03:50.13]Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump [03:52.56] [03:54.68]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump [03:57.24] [03:59.00]Do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump [04:01.86] [04:02.79]Black people do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump [04:06.44] [04:07.57]White people do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump [04:11.06] [04:12.11]Puerto Ricans do the Humpty hump just keep on doing the hump [04:15.66] [04:16.93]Samoans do the Humpty hump do the Humpty hump [04:20.40] [04:24.98]Let's get stoopid [04:25.44] [04:27.19]Do the Humpty hump [04:27.85] [04:29.07]Do the Humpty hump [04:29.64] [04:31.80]Do the Humpty hump [04:33.64]Do the Humpty hump [04:36.71]Do the Humpty hump [04:38.20]Do the Humpty hump [04:41.08]Do ya know what I'm doing doing the Humpty hump [04:45.31]Oh yeah come on and break it down [04:53.39]Once again the underground is in the house [04:56.72]I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world [04:59.61]Keep on doing the Humpty dance [05:01.27]And to the ladies [05:03.14]Peace and Humptiness forever