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[00:02.85]Bart:Dad, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you've ever done for us. [00:07.00]Homer:Or will ever do. [00:08.97]Lisa:I can't wait to see this reimagining of Itchy & Scratchy by avant-garde director Julianna Crelmner. [00:15.48]Homer:Hey, it says here the "book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn't a book! It's a play! Book. [00:31.42]African Man:Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor... [00:38.32]Old Cat:All hail the king of the cats. [00:40.25]Cast:Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor... [00:52.40]Marge:They're coming down the aisles! [00:53.74]What if they want to interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey! [01:00.90]Bart:Don't worry, Mom, they all pass by. [01:03.34]Marge: Oh thank God. [01:13.21]Cast:Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy, [01:15.88]Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy, [01:18.30]Singing Cat:From the day you were born in the alley, [01:23.35]To the day you were hit by a car, [01:29.79]There's cream to drink and mice to eat [01:35.29]And great big balls of yarn. [01:40.63]It's the circle, [01:45.19]The circle of— [01:47.57]Itchy:KNIFE! [01:55.51]Lisa:I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power. [02:00.22]Bart:Woo-hoo! I'm drenched in "blood"! [02:09.49]Scratchy:I don't know why I trust him. [02:15.52]I guess some cats just never learn. [02:21.31]Itchy:I feel so good when I have crushed him, [02:27.47]Or left him mangled, maimed and burned. [02:32.43]Both:I suppose it's symbiotic, [02:35.77]And perhaps a bit erotic. [02:38.79]Scratchy:'Cause pain is my narcotic. [02:41.78]Itchy:You really liked it? [02:43.15]Scratchy:Yes, I loved it. [02:44.95]Both:And that's why we're always [02:50.81]Itchy:Fighting... [02:51.73]Scratchy:And biting... [02:53.46]Itchy:And dynamite igniting! [03:03.22]Homer:Hey, check it out! I'm Scratcher or somethin'. [03:09.65]Cast:It's the circle, [03:14.25]The circle of knife! [03:21.16]It's the circle, [03:25.62]The circle of knife!