Freaky Tales-Too $hort

[00:00.00]BEYOTCHShort [00:00.21]Too $hort - Freaky Tales - The Mack of the Century... Greatest Hits - Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shit [00:06.54]These are the tales, the freaky tales [00:09.54]These are the tales that [00:11.01]I tell so well [00:12.36]For fifteen years [00:15.93]I've been a real player [00:21.51]So if you wanna have sex say hell yea [00:24.84]I met this girl in [00:26.22]AtlantaShe let a nigger **** but [00:28.23]I still can't stand her [00:28.83]The pussy wasn't good [00:32.58]I said "What's up bitches? I'm tired of ****ing can you suck dick?\ [00:45.42]She said "No", but she had another friend [00:55.44]So I switched like a real pimp [00:56.88]Laying on my back with my dick in her mout [01:06.09]I said "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" [01:12.81]She mumbled something, [01:19.11]I don't know what she said [01:20.70]Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head [01:21.69]Bitches said her name was [01:22.77]TheresaAll on my dick like cheese on pizz [01:24.93]In the A-T- [01:25.38]L where the grass is greener [01:30.96]I ****ed Nina, [01:32.58]Melina, Sabrina and [01:37.23]TinaWhen I first moved out there, [01:42.09]I met Holly [01:42.39]Five-foot one with a bad ass body [01:43.44]Freaky little bitch she was a [01:47.52]GeminiShe used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" [01:55.74]I met another girl went to [01:56.58]Spellman College [01:58.26]Every day after school [02:01.20]I aquired the knowledge [02:03.66]I took her to my house so [02:04.50]I could get some [02:04.89]I ****ed her real good and made the bitch cu [02:05.88]She was hella limber, said her name was [02:07.26]AmberShe wouldn't stop screaming, that's all [02:13.74]I remember [02:28.35]I had another freak, her name was [02:30.69]WendyWhen [02:30.99]I first met the bitch she said \"Please don't pimp me!\ [02:52.77]I did it anyway [02:55.80]I'm coming straight from [02:58.98]Oakland, C- [02:59.25]AAin't no other way, like my girl [02:59.94]ShanteShe lives in [03:00.30]Atlanta, but she comes from the [03:01.26]Bay Let me hit that hometown nigga on the strim [03:02.91]Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pim [03:04.11]You know I can't forget about the strippers [03:05.55]Cinderella with the glass slipper [03:14.73]Top down in the [03:15.24]Benz ain't spendin' no ends [03:16.08]Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends [03:17.91]It's like [03:18.24]Lotto, you get a quick pick [03:22.86]Bitches said they heard [03:31.59]Too $hort - Freaky Tales - The Mack of the Century... Greatest Hits - I had a big dick [03:35.25]So I showed it to 'em, only took one second [03:36.66]Pussy rock hard, bitches gettin' nekke [03:37.56]These are the tales, the freaky tales [03:39.54]These are the tales that [03:41.01]I tell so well [03:46.32]For fifteen years [03:46.95]I've been a real player [03:53.01]So if you wanna have sex say hell yea [03:57.96]I know another bitch, her name is [04:00.06]TerriI lied to the bitch \"It's about time I get married\ [04:13.38]I couldn't see me pimpin' her [04:14.40]So I ****ed her next door neighbor, [04:26.82]JenniferShe had two roommates, [04:36.09]Cindy and [04:38.43]Amy Terri caught me creepin' and said "nigga don't play me! [04:44.52]But them hoes liked to freak [04:45.84]I used to send 'em new niggas every other wee [04:48.75]I never would tell you all the hoes [04:50.49]I ****edThese are the tales, some of this shit [04:55.11]I made upI change the name so [04:59.19]Too $hort - Freaky Tales - The Mack of the Century... Greatest Hits - I can rhyme and shit [05:04.26]Too $hort - Freaky Tales - The Mack of the Century... Greatest Hits - So if it's you, you know the time bitch [05:09.69]I spent the night with [05:10.41]Monique in between the sheets [05:14.37]It was her, her girlfriend [05:15.63]April and me [05:18.27]I do it on the regular, two at a time [05:20.19]Call it what you want [05:21.39]I be a fool wit' mine [05:23.73]Like them [05:25.41]Texas bitches, [05:34.11]I never would change [05:35.37]Like my bitches up in [05:35.97]Cleveland spit the good game [05:38.94]These hoes recognize when [05:40.35]I come in the door [05:41.58]I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me for [05:45.21]Like Natalie, swearin' up and down [05:47.70]I had to be the one [05:48.12]Bitches lets have some fu [05:49.17]I ****ed her, you thought [05:50.28]I didn'tShort [05:50.64]Dog's in the house and [05:53.61]I keep on pimpin' [05:54.21]So then I ****ed the twins, [05:56.01]Sharon and [05:56.25]KarenWent straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em [06:04.98]Don't ask me who [06:09.06]I ****ed first, it ain't my faul [06:09.69]In the end, [06:15.06]I still got the same results [06:17.07]These are the tales, the freaky tales [06:20.10]These are the tales that [06:21.60]I tell so well [06:40.05]For fifteen years [06:41.64]I've been a real player [06:45.48]So if you wanna have sex say hell yea [06:49.98]Hell yeah, [06:50.88]I never would forget [06:51.45]CharleneWe was layin real close like two sardines [06:55.38]Talkin', laughin', kissin' and ****ing [06:56.10]Next thing [07:00.18]I know she started kissin' my dick [07:01.86]You know the rest, before she left [07:09.99]I paged Mia [07:15.66]I told her "I got a new freak over here" [07:20.16]She rushed over, [07:22.65]I left and when [07:23.31]I came back [07:23.76]Them hoes was lickin' cats [07:26.70]They call me "Short" when [07:28.44]I'm pimpin', "Dog" when [07:45.27]I'm mackin' [07:45.72]Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin' [07:47.04]She wants to be my love slave, [07:48.21]I need some bug spray [07:48.78]To keep these hoes away [07:55.77]I never would tell you all the hoes [07:58.92]I ****edThese are the tales, some of this shit [08:03.78]I made upI change the name so [08:22.02]Too $hort - Freaky Tales - The Mack of the Century... Greatest Hits - I can rhyme and shit [08:39.69]Too $hort - Freaky Tales - The Mack of the Century... Greatest Hits - So if it's you, you know the time bitch [08:51.51]These are the tales, the freaky tales [08:52.86]These are the tales that [08:53.31]I tell so well [08:53.58]For fifteen years [08:54.33]I've been a real player [08:59.58]So if you wanna get ****ed say hell yeah (hell yeah [09:12.99]BeyotchAnd it don't stop [09:13.59]Old school [09:13.86]Short DogStill spittin' it [09:14.67]Still gettin' it [09:24.93]Gettin' that money [09:32.22]Eastside baby, [09:32.52]OaklandYou ain't knowin? [09:33.00]Beyotch