White & Nerdy-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00.000] 作词 : Henderson+Seriki+Salinas [00:01.000] 作曲 : Henderson+Seriki+Salinas [00:03.41]Yankovic-White & Nerdy Lyrics [00:06.99]They see me mowin' [00:08.47]My front lawn [00:10.63]I know they're all thinking [00:12.40]I'm so White N' nerdy [00:14.21]Think I'm just too white n' nerdy [00:15.98]Think I'm just too white n' nerdy [00:16.97]Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy [00:18.44]Look at me I'm white n' nerdy! [00:20.18]I wanna roll with- [00:21.84]The gangsters [00:23.73]But so far they all think [00:25.95]I'm too white n' nerdy [00:27.27]Think I'm just too white n' nerdy [00:28.53]Think I'm just too white n' nerdy [00:29.92]I'm just too white n' nerdy [00:31.86]We really white n' nerdy [00:33.76]First in my class here at M.I.T. [00:34.86]Got skills I'm a [00:35.55]Champion of DND [00:36.16]MC Escher that's [00:36.99]My favorite MC [00:37.66]Keep your 40 [00:38.62]I'll just have an Earl Grey tea [00:39.63]My rims never spin to the contrary [00:42.03]You'll find they're quite stationary [00:42.86]All of my action figures are cherry [00:44.81]I got Stephen Hawking in my library [00:46.58]My MySpace page is all totally pimped out [00:47.94]I got people begging for my top 8 spaces [00:50.10]Yo I got Pi out to a thousand places [00:51.54]Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces [00:53.15]I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise [00:55.11]I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days [00:56.79]Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed, my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze [01:00.20]There's no killer rap I haven't run [01:01.49]A past gal well I'm number 1 [01:03.20]I play with calculus just for fun [01:04.79]I ain't got a get but I gotta soldering gun [01:06.56]Happy Days is my favorite theme song [01:08.45]I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong [01:09.98]I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on [01:11.55]I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon [01:14.45]They see me roll on, my Segway! [01:17.00]I know in my heart they think I'm [01:20.09]white n' nerdy! [01:20.96]Think I'm just too white n' nerdy [01:22.04]Think I'm just too white n' nerdy [01:23.85]Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy [01:25.55]Look at me I'm white n' nerdy [01:27.02]I'd like to roll with- [01:28.56]The gangsters [01:30.42]Although it's apparent I'm too [01:33.36]White n' nerdy [01:34.32]Think I'm just too white n' nerdy [01:35.46]I'm just too white n' nerdy [01:36.84]How'd I get so white n' nerdy? [01:41.12]I've been browsing, inspectin' [01:42.12]X-men comics you know I collect 'em [01:43.50]The pens in my pocket [01:44.34]I must protect 'em [01:45.05]all my ergonomic keyboard [01:46.17]Shopping online for deals on some writable media [01:49.38]I edit Wikipedia [01:49.94]I memorized the Holy Grail [01:51.52]Really well [01:51.91]I can recite it right now have you [01:52.99]ROTFLOL [01:54.92]I got a business doing websites [01:55.52]When my friends need some code who do they call? [01:56.74]I do HTML do for them all [01:57.94]Even make a homepage for my dog! [02:00.26]Got myself a fanny pack [02:01.45]they were having a sale down at the GAP [02:03.44]Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap [02:05.20]POP POP! Hope no one sees me get freaky! [02:07.72]I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream [02:10.76]I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team! [02:14.36]Only question I ever thought was hard [02:15.56]Was do I like Kirk or do I like Piccard? [02:16.94]I spend every weekend [02:18.41]at the Renaissance Faire [02:19.52]I got my name on my underwear! [02:21.35]They see me strollin' [02:22.49]They laughin' [02:24.17]And rollin' their eyes 'cause [02:26.91]I'm so white n' nerdy [02:27.83]Just because I'm white n' nerdy [02:29.22]Just because I'm white n' nerdy [02:30.71]All because I'm white n' nerdy [02:32.46]Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy [02:34.11]I wanna bowl with- [02:35.79]the gangsters [02:37.38]but oh well it's obvious I'