I'll Sue Ya-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:05.63]Album:Straight Outta Lynwood [00:10.63]Yankovic-I'll Sue Ya [00:26.70]I sued Taco Bell [00:27.75]'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas [00:30.27]And I got fat! [00:31.89]I sued Panasonic [00:33.00]They never said I shouldn't use their microwave [00:35.88]To dry off my cat [00:37.17]Huh, I sued Earthlink [00:38.59]'Cause I called them up [00:40.17]N' they had the nerve to put me on hold [00:42.55]I sued Starbucks [00:43.89]'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap [00:46.51]And brrr, it was cold! [00:48.30]I sued Toys'R'Us [00:49.57]'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball [00:51.15]And nearly choked to death [00:53.74]Ugh, I sued PetCo [00:54.79]'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter [00:56.56]And now I got bad breath! [00:59.23]I sued Coca-Cola, yo [01:00.34]'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle [01:02.50]And it got stuck! [01:04.15]I sued Delta Airlines [01:05.53]'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey [01:07.87]I went there, and it sucked! [01:09.92]Yeah!!! [01:12.76]If you stand me up on a date [01:14.68]If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late [01:20.66]I'm gonna sue, sue [01:21.83]Yes, I'm gonna sue [01:23.12]Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do [01:25.98]I'm gonna sue, sue [01:27.13]Yes, I'm gonna sue [01:28.21]Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you! [01:31.63]Ugh!! [01:44.80]I sued Duracell [01:45.78]They never told me not to shove that double-A [01:48.33]Right up my nose [01:49.80]I sued Home Depot [01:51.04]'Cause they sold me a hammer [01:52.89]Which they knew I might drop on my toes [01:55.26]I sued Dell Computers [01:56.52]'Cause I took a bath with my laptop [01:59.42]Now it doesn't work [02:00.62]I sued Fruit of the Loom [02:02.33]'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head [02:04.61]I look like a jerk [02:06.17]I sued Verizon [02:07.28]'Cause I get all depressed [02:09.05]Any time my cell phone is roaming [02:11.30]I sued Colorado [02:12.66]'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much [02:15.66]Like Wyoming [02:16.92]I sued Neiman Marcus [02:18.51]'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations [02:20.46]Way out of season [02:22.22]I sued Ben Affleck [02:23.43]... [02:25.45]Aw, do I even need a reason? [02:27.64]Ugh! [02:29.66]If I sprain my ankle [02:30.61]While I'm robbing your place [02:33.26]If I hurt my knuckles [02:36.08]When I punch you in the face [02:38.50]I'm gonna sue, sue [02:39.83]Yes, I'm gonna sue [02:41.09]Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do [02:44.00]I'm gonna sue, sue [02:45.21]Yes, I'm gonna sue [02:46.43]Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you [02:52.05]Ugh! [02:52.56] [02:54.00]Ugh! [02:56.70]Ugh! [03:06.08]I'll sue ya! [03:06.89]I'll take all of your money [03:08.30]I'll sue ya! [03:09.56]If you even look at me funny [03:11.58]I'll sue ya! [03:12.24]I'll take all of your money [03:13.51]I'll sue ya! [03:14.70]If you even look at me funny [03:16.56]I'll sue ya! [03:17.51]I'll take all of your money [03:18.97]I'll sue ya! [03:19.96]If you even look at me funny [03:21.92]I'll sue ya! [03:22.75]I'll take all of your money [03:24.28]I'll sue ya! [03:25.40]If you even look at me funny [03:27.25]I'll sue ya! [03:28.16]Ha-ha ha ha-haa [03:29.60]I'll sue ya! [03:30.77]What'chall think of that? [03:32.63]I'll sue ya! [03:33.47]Ha-ha ha ha-haa [03:35.12]Boo ya! [03:36.38]I'll sue ya! [03:37.97]Ugh!