Virus Alert-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:02.37]Weird Al Yankovic [00:03.62]Virus Alert [00:04.87] [00:06.05]Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please [00:11.67]Really wanna give you a warning [00:13.54]'Cause I found out this morning [00:15.14]About a dangerous, insidious computer virus [00:18.50]If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese' [00:23.49]Better not go taking your chances [00:25.35]Under no circumstances, should you open it [00:28.05]Or else it will [00:29.14] [00:30.35]Translate your documents into Swahili [00:33.63]Make your TV record "Gigli" [00:35.87]Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling [00:41.20]Look out! [00:41.82]It’s gonna make your computer screen freeze [00:43.77]Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs [00:44.17]Look out! [00:46.09]Look out! [00:46.89]Erase your hard drive and your backups too [00:49.41]And the hard drive of anyone related to you [00:52.10] [00:53.25]Virus alert! [00:55.00]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! [00:59.07]Forward this message on to everybody [01:01.91] [01:04.91]Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls [01:10.36]It’ll make your keyboard all sticky [01:12.27]Give your poodle a hickey [01:13.55]And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney [01:16.70]Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank long-distance calls [01:22.10]It’ll set your clocks back an hour and start hogging the shower [01:25.52]So just trash it now, or else it will [01:27.84] [01:29.12]Decide to give you a permanent wedgie, [01:32.08]Legally change your name to Reggie, [01:34.59]Even mess up the pH balance in your pool [01:38.65] [01:40.18]Look out! [01:40.92]It’s gonna melt your face right off your skull [01:42.92]Look out! [01:43.63]And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull [01:45.95]Look out! [01:46.62]And tell you knock-knock jokes while you’re trying to sleep [01:49.14]Look out! [01:49.91]And make you physically attracted to sheep [01:51.75]Look out! [01:52.52]Steal your identity and your credit cards [01:54.71]Look out! [01:55.47]Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards [01:57.61]Look out! [01:58.36]Then cause a major rift in time and space [02:00.52]And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place [02:04.04]That’s right it’s a... [02:05.47] [02:05.73]Virus alert! [02:07.22]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! [02:11.29]Forward this message on to everybody [02:14.23] [02:14.83]Virus alert! [02:16.09]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! [02:20.13]Forward this message on to everybody [02:23.01]Warn all your friends, send this to everybody [02:26.06]Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now [02:28.76] [02:31.47]If you get infected, you’ll wish you had never been born [02:37.09]So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn [02:43.71]Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down [02:46.56]Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground [02:49.56]Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine [02:52.57]Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online! [02:57.24] [02:58.35]Virus alert! [03:00.07]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! [03:04.21]Forward this message on to everybody [03:06.95] [03:07.46]Virus alert! [03:09.07]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! [03:13.06]Forward this message on to everybody [03:15.85] [03:16.38]Virus alert! [03:17.69]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! [03:21.91]Forward this message on to everybody [03:24.64]Warn all your friends, send this to everybody [03:27.66]Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now [03:31.53]What are you waiting for? [03:33.48]Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know! [03:37.42]Hit send right now! [03:40.99] [03:42.38]Edit by Jsliw