I'm The Greatest Star-Barbra Streisand

[00:00.33]I've got thirty-six expressions [00:02.45]Sweet as pie to tough as leather [00:04.51]And that's six expressions more [00:06.17]Than all them Barrymores put together [00:08.93]Instead of just kicking me [00:10.70]Why don't they give me a lift? [00:14.11]It must be a plot [00:15.48]'Cause they're scared that I got [00:17.99]Such a gift-well, I'm miffed-'cause [00:24.18]I'm the greatest star [00:29.51]I am by far, but no one knows it! [00:35.94]Wait, they're gonna hear a voice [00:39.35]A silver flute-ah hah, ah hah [00:42.47]They'll cheer each toot (Hey! I hear she's terrific) [00:45.03]When I expose it [00:48.20]Now, can't you see to look at me [00:49.67]That I'm a natural Camille? [00:54.80]As Camille I just feel [00:57.86]I've so much to offer [01:00.34]Listen kid, I know I'd be divine because [01:02.50]I'm a natural cougher [01:06.42][Coughs] [01:09.24]Some ain't got it-not a lump [01:11.56]I'm a great big clump of talent! [01:15.69]Laugh [01:17.40]They'll bend in half [01:18.91](Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?) [01:20.37]A thousand jokes [01:22.09]Stick around for the jokes [01:23.80]A thousand faces [01:27.08]I reiterate [01:28.49]When you're gifted [01:29.64]Then you're gifted [01:31.37]These are facts-I got no axe to grind [01:36.47]Hey, what are they-blind? [01:40.02]In all of the world so far [01:43.51]I'm the greatest star [02:00.45]Who is the pip with piz-azz? [02:02.96]Who is all ginger and jazz? [02:05.83]Who is as glamorous as? [02:08.81]Who's an American Beauty rose [02:11.87]With an American Beauty nose [02:14.71]And ten American Beauty toes [02:17.53]Eyes on the target, and wham- [02:20.49]One shot, one gun shot and bam! [02:25.42]Hey, Mr. Keaney, here I am! [02:40.94]I'm the greatest star [02:45.28]I am by far [02:48.10]But no one knows it! [02:52.07]That's why I was born [02:56.70]I'll blow my horn [03:01.23]Till someone blows it! [03:05.42]I'll light up like a light [03:09.35]Right up like a light [03:11.62]I'll flicker, then flare up [03:14.70]All the world's gonna stare up [03:20.29]Lookin' down [03:21.00]You'll never see me [03:22.11]Try the sky [03:23.12]'Cause that'll be me [03:24.68]I can make 'em cry [03:27.40]I can make 'em sigh [03:29.83]Someday they'll clamor [03:31.19]For my dram-er [03:35.02]Have you guessed yet [03:37.34]Who's the best yet? [03:39.56]If you ain't I'll tell you one more time [03:45.45]You bet your last dime [03:47.87]In all of the world so far [03:50.04]I'm the greatest, greatest star!