Commando Pest Eradication-Various Artists

[00:00.00]It was 9 AM, the phone rang
早上9点，电话响 [00:02.54]*ring*
铃铃铃 [00:03.54]Commando Pest Eradication!
这里是除虫突击队！ [00:05.54]You saw a bug on your child's apple?
你发现你家孩子的苹果上有条虫子？ [00:07.74]Code Red, boys! We got a live one!
啊啊红色警报！兄弟们咱逮到活的啦！ [00:09.74]Your home, much like the rest of the world,
你家，和世界上其他地方一样 [00:12.73]is infested with unwanted vermin
被各种讨厌的虫虫入侵着 [00:15.63]Commando Pest Eradication will wage war on nature,
除虫突击队将向大自然宣战 [00:20.06]so you don't have to
这样你就不用亲自动手啦 [00:22.50]Hello, mam
这位大姐你好呀 [00:23.40]Thank God you're here!
感谢上帝你们终于来了！ [00:24.80]I saw a bug in the kitchen!
我在厨房看到一只虫子！ [00:26.52]You did the right thing, mam
大姐你叫我们来就对了 [00:28.13]We'll take it from here
我们会把它赶出去哒 [00:29.25]Everything's going to be okay
一切都会没问题啦 [00:30.51]Commando Pest Eradication uses
除虫突击队会使用 [00:32.81]only the most -lethal- chemicals
最最致命的化学物 [00:34.93]to rid your home of unwanted life
把你屋子里不请自来的生物全部清除干净 [00:37.50]Our team is composed of military trained professionals
咱们弟兄几个可是专业军事训练出来的 [00:40.80]that know how to take care of a messy situation fast
最在行怎么快速搞定混乱局面啦 [00:43.92]After successfully de-foliating Vietnam,
自从成功的在越南被打成筛子后 [00:46.86]we turned our attention to the homefront,
我们把战略中心放到大美利坚 [00:49.16]your homefront
放到寻常百姓家 [00:51.27]We've got the situation in the kitchen contained, sir
老大，我们已掌握厨房里的战情 [00:54.10]But I found this!
不过我发现了这个！ [00:56.05]*Baby crying*
*婴儿哭声* [00:57.61]Jesus! What the hell is this?
上帝啊！这是啥玩意啊！ [00:59.01]That's my daughter!
这是我闺女！ [01:00.47]Looks more like VietCong to me!
可我觉得更像是越共！ [01:02.61]*Gunshot*
*枪响* [01:03.41]Commando Pest Eradication
除虫突击队 [01:05.27]We kill everything in sight, so you feel safer
我们会消灭视线里的一切生物，让你感到无比安全 [01:09.65]It's the war on nature,
这是向大自然的宣战 [01:11.57]and this time, we're winning
这次，我们会胜利的！