Childrens Story-Slick Rick

[00:01.92]Uncle Ricky [00:12.36]could u read us a bed time story please, o please [00:15.73] [00:16.98]（Alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book. [00:21.23] [00:22.48]yall tucked in?）yea [00:23.04]Here we go [00:24.48] [00:32.27]Once upon a time not long ago, [00:33.76] [00:34.32]when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, [00:35.08]When laws were stern and justice stood, [00:37.08] [00:39.95]and people were behavin' like they ought ta good, [00:41.64] [00:42.70]There lived a lil' boy who was misled, [00:46.14] [00:47.33]by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said: [00:48.76]"Me & You, Ty, we gonna make sum cash, [00:49.70]robbin' old folks and makin' da dash", [00:50.63]They did the job, money came with ease, [00:52.07]but one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease, [00:54.20]He robbed another and another and a sista and her [00:55.76] [00:56.32]brotha, [00:56.76]tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover, [00:58.70]The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic, [01:01.01]he said "Keep still, boy, no need for static", [01:03.14]Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap, [01:05.39]but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped, [01:07.70]The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why'd ya hit me?", [01:10.19]the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney, [01:12.07] [01:12.64]The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure, [01:14.45] [01:15.14]"I'll do years if I pull this trigga", [01:17.39]So he cold dashed and ran around the block, [01:19.58]cop radioes it to another lady cop, [01:21.45] [01:22.14]He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista, [01:24.76]a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her, [01:26.76]Looked around good and from expectations, [01:28.82]so he decided he'd hit for the subway stations, [01:30.33] [01:31.07]But she was coming and he made a left, [01:33.14]he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath, [01:35.57]Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,（sorry） [01:37.38] [01:38.14]then he made his move to an abandoned building, [01:40.07] [01:40.58]Ran up the stairs up to the top floor, [01:42.26] [01:43.01]opened up the door there, guess who he saw?, [01:45.20]Dave the **** fiend shootin' ****, [01:47.45]who don't know the meaning of water nor soap, [01:48.76] [01:49.70]He said（I need bullets, hurry up, run） [01:51.20] [01:52.13]the **** fiend brought back a spanking shotgun, [01:54.57]He went outside but there was cops all over, [01:56.38] [01:56.95]then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova, [01:58.95] [02:02.32]Raced up the block doing 83, [02:04.13]crashed into a tree near university, [02:05.39] [02:06.26]Escaped alive though the car was battered, [02:07.95]rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered, [02:09.51]Ran out of bullets and still had static, [02:11.01]grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic, [02:13.19]Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead, [02:15.57]he told the cops（Back off or honey here's dead）, [02:16.88] [02:17.95]Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, [02:19.88] [02:20.63]so he let the lady go and he starts to run on, [02:22.88]Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded, [02:25.01]before long the lil' boy got surrounded, [02:26.94] [02:27.51]He dropped the gun, so went the glory, [02:29.70]and this is the way I have to end this story, [02:32.07]He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream, [02:33.76] [02:34.32]the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream, [02:36.50]This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh, [02:39.01]just another case about the wrong path, [02:41.26]Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST. [02:43.13] [02:43.63]Good Night. [02:44.32]Girl:oh boy, that uncle Ricky is really wierd [02:46.20]I don't know, what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast? [02:49.51] [02:55.19]I don't know, I think he'll be crackin' it up for us,... Good nite