Better on Paper-Huey Mack/gianni/KYLE

[00:10.70]Ya, you met him on a blind date
相亲的时候，你认识了他 [00:14.53]Think he the one 'cause he a safe bet
你认为他就是你的唯一，因为他就是不二人选 [00:17.65]Or he might have a 401k
或许他有401K账户 [00:19.71]But he ain't out here cashing all these Mike's Hard checks, ah yes
他也没有在外面刷别人的支票 [00:23.41]I can't be the guy to fix your plumming
我不值得你拥有 [00:26.24]But **** it I can pay someone to do it for you
但又怎么样呢，毕竟我可以用钱为你做任何事 [00:29.14]You say your man can't even pass the bar to be a lawyer
你说他无法成为大律师 [00:31.96]And every time he talk about his day I know it bore you
每次他向你倾诉的时候，你其实很厌烦 [00:34.86]You need somebody that can make your mom proud
你所需要的那个人应该要让你妈妈骄傲 [00:37.59]I'd rather be the guy that's gonna make you moan loud
而我只会让你更加伤痛 [00:40.33]Really wanna be a housewife in upstate New York
想要做一个纽约北部的家庭主妇 [00:43.20]Five star dinners in the shopping mall food court
在商场美食街的五星级餐厅吃饭 [00:46.46]Lame-ass, minivan-driving man, purse wearing
那愚蠢的、开着小型货车男人，拿着手提包的女人啊 [00:49.89]Wonder why you on vacation out in Ocean City, Maryland
你为什么会去马里兰的海洋城度假呢 [00:52.54]Or somewhere to send your budget like that
那里一切都安排好了 [00:54.70]Trust me baby girl I'm just nothing like that
相信我吧，我不在意 [00:57.52]What you don't see, he ain't got nothing on me
为什么你看不出来呢，与我相比，他一无是处 [01:02.38]And I know it's hard to believe, but I've got all that you need
我知道这难以置信，但是我可以给你需要的一切 [01:08.41]I know he look better on paper, but that **** overrated
我知道他只是表面上看起来还不错，你太高估他了 [01:15.14]Oh, he look better on paper, but you say reading outdated
他只是表面上看起来还不错，但你却说是我看得不够透彻 [01:20.51]Ah, yeah
那好吧 [01:22.28]Skrrt
厉害了 [01:23.25]Okay, cool he's got a degree
他获得了学位，挺厉害的 [01:24.92]Me, I went to school the difference is I lasted a week
而我呢，我只上过一周的学 [01:27.69]He's got a 9-5, me I work a 9-9
他有一份朝九晚五的体面工作，而我每天从早上九点工作到晚上九点 [01:30.56]AM to the PM means I'm working through my day and my sleep
从上午到下午，整整一天，我除了工作就是睡觉 [01:33.63]Downing PCH, you could ride with me 'cause I ain't never pump the breaks
沿着太平洋海岸高速路，我载着你，都不用停下休息 [01:37.88]You put him first, I put him last in every single way
他在你心中是第一位，在我心中却什么都不是 [01:40.78]He a lame, everybody in his frat look the same
他太软弱了，他那些狐朋狗友也都差不多 [01:44.37]Girl I think you think you need a change
我觉得你需要改变一下 [01:45.69]Come and catch a flight, we don't need destinations
我想和你一起，不管天涯海角哪里都去 [01:48.18]And we don't need hesitations, he leaves you home masturbating
不管天涯海角，我们去哪里都可以，否则他只会让你痛苦 [01:51.12]When you just need a pipe, you just need to see
当你需要烟斗的时候，其实你只想看看 [01:53.70]Even though I failed, I can tell that we got chemistry, ****
即使我失败了，我也可以说出我们曾经那狂热的感情 [01:57.09]So leave his ass at home
所以不如让他退出吧 [01:59.06]When he calls, when he texts, turn on airplane mode
不管他打电话还是发消息给你，你只管打开飞行模式就好 [02:01.53]You wanna stay, or go travel different area codes
无论你想待在家还是去其他地方旅游 [02:04.39]I'll be way more lovey, dovey
我会越来越疼爱你 [02:06.43]**** with me and prove your vision's 20-20, ****
和我恋爱吧，我相信你的好眼光 [02:09.11]What you don't see, he ain't got nothing on me
为什么你就是看不出来呢，与我相比，他一无是处 [02:13.12]And I know it's hard to believe, but I've got all that you've need
我知道这难以置信，但我能给你需要的一切 [02:19.59]I know he look better on paper, but that **** overrated
我知道他只是表面上看起来不错，你太高估他了 [02:26.00]Oh, he look better on paper, but you say reading outdated
他只是表面上看起来不错，但你却说是我看得不够透彻 [02:31.62]Ah, yeah
那好吧