Mr. Mistoffelees-Wayne Sleep/Paul Nicholas

[00:00.00] 作曲 : T.S. Eliot & Andrew Lloyd Webber [00:00.03]You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees!
你们该去请教魔法师先生！ [00:02.67]The origional Conjuring cat
这位戏法大师猫 [00:04.80]The greatest magicians have something to learn
最伟大的魔术师都要向他学习 [00:07.62]From Mister Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn
魔法师先生的戏法绝技 [00:11.25]And we all say
我们齐声赞叹 [00:13.41]Oh! Well I never was there ever
哦！从未见过如此 [00:17.58]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
像魔法师先生这般聪明的猫 [00:21.66]Oh! Well I never was there ever
哦！从未见过如此 [00:27.39]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
像魔法师先生这般聪明的猫 [00:35.22]He is quiet, and small he is black
他安静娇小 通体乌黑 [00:37.83]From his ears to the tip of his tail
从耳尖到尾巴梢 [00:40.53]He can creep through the tiniest crack
能钻过最狭窄的缝隙 [00:43.29]He can walk on the narrowest rail
能在最细的栏杆上行走 [00:46.05]He can pick any card from a pack
能从牌堆里抽出任意一张 [00:48.78]He is equally cunning with dice
掷骰子同样诡计多端 [00:51.48]He is always decieving you into believing
总让你误以为 [00:54.30]That he's only hunting for mice
他只是在追捕老鼠 [00:57.00]He can play any trick with a cork
能用软木塞变戏法 [00:59.73]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
或是勺子加鱼酱 [01:02.40]If you look for a knife or a fork
当你寻找刀叉时 [01:04.95]And you think it merely misplaced
以为只是放错了地方 [01:07.74]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
刚看见它转眼就消失 [01:10.65]You'll find it next week lying out on the lawn!
下周却出现在草坪上！ [01:15.33]And we all say
我们齐声赞叹 [01:18.36]Oh! Well I never was there ever
哦！从未见过如此 [01:20.52]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
像魔法师先生这般聪明的猫 [01:24.54]Oh! Well I never was there ever
哦！从未见过如此 [01:30.27]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
像魔法师先生这般聪明的猫 [01:38.07]His manner is vague and aloof
他举止神秘又疏离 [01:40.71]You would think there is nobody shyer
你会以为他最害羞 [01:43.41]But his voice has been heard on the roof
但屋顶传来他的声音 [01:46.38]When he was curled up by the fire
当他蜷在炉火旁 [01:49.05]And he sometimes been heard by the fire
有时炉火边听见他 [01:51.81]When he was about on the roof
其实他在屋顶游荡 [01:54.63]At least they all heard that somebody purred
至少都听见有人打呼噜 [01:57.18]Which is uncontestable proof of his singular magical powers
这无可争议地证明了他非凡的魔法力量 [02:02.52]And I've known the family to call him in from the garden for hours
我曾见全家人在花园里唤了他好几小时 [02:08.04]When he was asleep in the hall
其实他在门厅睡得香 [02:11.04]And not long ago this phenominal cat
不久前这只神奇的猫 [02:13.80]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
从帽子里变出七只小猫 [02:17.37]And we all say
我们齐声赞叹 [02:19.98]Oh! Well I never was there ever
哦！从未见过如此 [02:23.55]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
像魔法师先生这般聪明的猫 [02:27.57]Oh! Well I never was there ever
哦！从未见过如此 [02:33.21]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
像魔法师先生这般聪明的猫 [02:38.64]Oh! Well I never was there ever
哦！从未见过如此 [02:45.57]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
像魔法师先生这般聪明的猫 [02:49.59]Oh! Well I never was there ever
哦！从未见过如此 [02:55.26]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
像魔法师先生这般聪明的猫 [02:59.73]Oh! Well I never was there ever
哦！从未见过如此 [03:06.03]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
像魔法师先生这般聪明的猫 [03:10.62]Oh! Well I never was there ever
哦！从未见过如此 [03:13.32]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
像魔法师先生这般聪明的猫 [03:21.33]Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the Marvelous, Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
女士们先生们 请见证神奇魔法师先生的奇迹 [03:26.73]PRESTO!
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