Kids (Unedited Version)-Eminem

[00:00.00]Eminem- The Kids
Eminem- 孩子们 [00:00.01]And everyone should get along..
大家应该和睦相处... [00:04.80]Okay children quiet down, quiet down
好了孩子们安静 安静 [00:08.12]Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
孩子们 今天我要介绍新来的代课老师 [00:12.08]His name is Mr. Shady
他的名字是Shady老师 [00:14.62]Children quiet down please
孩子们请安静 [00:16.60]Brian don't throw that (Shut UP!)
布莱恩别扔东西(闭嘴!) [00:18.56]Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
Shady老师将暂代 [00:20.13]while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (He's got AIDS!)
Kaniff老师肺炎请假期间的工作(他得艾滋了!) [00:23.20]Good luck Mr. Shady
祝你好运Shady老师 [00:25.26]Hi there little boys and girls (**** you!)
小朋友们好呀(去你的!) [00:26.80]Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
今天我们要学怎么毒死松鼠 [00:28.79]But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
首先 介绍我的朋友鲍勃(嗯?) [00:31.20]Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
说"嗨鲍勃!"("嗨鲍勃") 鲍勃30岁还和妈妈住 [00:34.00]and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
没有工作 整天在家抽大麻 [00:37.08]but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
但他12岁的弟弟超崇拜他 [00:40.01]And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
鲍勃最爱泡在华夫饼店 [00:41.93]and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
在停车场等女服务员下班 [00:44.00]when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
深夜停车场变暗 假装遛狗 [00:47.23]Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)
把人拖进树林直接剁了(啊!) [00:50.52]And even if they escaped and they got the cops
就算她们逃跑报警 [00:52.56]the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
那些女士都会撤诉 [00:55.22]'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
直到某晚Stacey下班时 [00:57.68]when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
被人捂住脸威胁不许出声 [01:00.50]But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
Stacey知道是鲍勃 叫他住手 [01:02.94]But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
但疯癫的鲍勃根本停不下来 [01:05.10]Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
比喝醉的Slim Shady还疯 [01:08.38]You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
带他看医生都没用 [01:11.53]He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
他抓住Stacey的腿砍下来 [01:13.99]and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
扔进湖里让警察发现 [01:16.66]But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
但Stacey失踪那天起 [01:18.85]they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
再没人找到她 鲍勃仍泡在华夫店 [01:21.86]And that's the story of Bob and his b*****s,
这就是鲍勃和他婊子的故事 [01:23.97]and what it might do to you
以及可能发生在你身上的事 [01:27.52]So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
所以问问松鼠想不想尝——对你有害 [01:28.35]See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
看啊孩子们 毒品很坏(来吧) [01:29.80]and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
不信就去问爸爸(问他啊) [01:32.36]and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
还不信就问妈妈(没错) [01:34.82]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
她会说自己常嗑药(真的) [01:37.67]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
所以孩子要拒绝毒品(对) [01:40.03]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
别像其他人那样(嗯哼) [01:42.68]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
其实没啥好说的(一起唱) [01:45.80]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
毒品就是坏 懂吗? [01:48.26]My d**k is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
我老二像花生米大 见过没? [01:50.57]Kids (Unedited Version), The Way I Am, **** NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
孩子们(未删减版), 这就是我, 操 当然没见过 就花生米大(哈?) [01:53.60]Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
说到花生 知道什么对松鼠也有害? [01:56.27]Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
摇头丸是世上最糟的毒品 [01:58.50]If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
有人给你千万别碰 [02:00.24]Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
孩子 两片就能吸干你的脊髓液 [02:03.54]and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
脊髓液没了就没了 [02:06.54]So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
别留恋 它会侵蚀你的脊椎 [02:08.75]Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
认识Zach 21岁 [02:10.74]After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
在兄弟会派对逞能 [02:14.07]and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
被五个人怂恿试药 [02:16.65]and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
同侪压力你永远抗不住 [02:19.44]Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
突然他开始抽搐 脉搏狂飙 [02:22.67]and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}
眼珠翻白 {咕噜咕噜} [02:24.92]His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
后背弯成麦当劳拱门 [02:27.22]He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}
趴在Donald地毯上狂吐 {呕} [02:30.02]And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
全公寓都在笑他 [02:32.56]"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
"嘿Adam Zach这傻逼快看!" [02:35.20]cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
因为他们也嗑了 觉得好笑 [02:37.17]So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
其实在笑他浪费钱 [02:40.55]Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
同时Zach昏迷不醒 [02:43.32]and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
肩膀拱起像练瑜伽 [02:46.28]And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
这就是Zach 摇头丸疯子的故事 [02:48.98]So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
所以别喂松鼠 有害的 [02:51.62]See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
看啊孩子们 毒品很坏(来吧) [02:53.97]and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
不信就去问爸爸(问他啊) [02:56.36]and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
还不信就问妈妈(没错) [02:59.12]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
她会说自己常嗑药(真的) [03:01.85]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
所以孩子要拒绝毒品(对) [03:04.55]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
别像其他人那样(嗯哼) [03:07.20]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
其实没啥好说的(一起唱) [03:09.82]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
毒品就是坏 懂吗? [03:12.47]And last but not least, one of the most humungous
最后但很重要 年轻人最大问题 [03:14.57]problems among young people today, is fungus
是真菌 [03:17.30]It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
从牛粪长出 人们捡出来 [03:19.94]bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
装袋后直接塞嘴里嚼 [03:22.53]Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
yummy! 然后开始犯傻 [03:25.06]And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
吃多了看东西都变慢 [03:27.77]And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
有时会产生幻觉(比如?) [03:30.66]Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
穿丁字裤的橙发胖女人 [03:33.09](Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
(Shady老师啥是丁字裤?)是毛线 Claire [03:35.45]Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
女人塞屁股里穿出门(哈?) [03:38.33]And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
魔幻蘑菇吃太多 [03:41.04]Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?
哎呀 我说魔幻蘑菇了吗? [03:42.83]I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
是真菌 舌头会肿得像牛舌(为啥?) [03:46.22]cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)
因为来自牛粪(恶心!!) [03:49.38]See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
毒品有害 这是常识 [03:51.37]But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
但你爸妈知道我只擅长这个(哦!) [03:53.96]But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
别学我 要是你长大嗑药过量 [03:56.62]They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
他们会来找我 我得留山羊胡 [03:59.34]and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
伪装躲藏 因为都怪我 [04:04.83]See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
看啊孩子们 毒品很坏(来吧) [04:04.86]cause I'm bad for you
因为我有毒 [04:07.54]and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
不信就去问爸爸(问他啊) [04:10.27]and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
还不信就问妈妈(没错) [04:12.97]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
她会说自己常嗑药(真的) [04:15.30]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
所以孩子要拒绝毒品(对) [04:18.23]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
别像其他人那样(嗯哼) [04:21.07]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
其实没啥好说的(一起唱) [04:23.67]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
毒品就是坏 懂吗? [04:26.50]Come on children, clap along (Shut UP!)
来孩子们 拍手(闭嘴!) [04:29.18]Sing along children (Suck my mother****ing d**k!)
一起唱(舔老子屌!) [04:32.74]Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
毒品就是坏 毒品就是坏(南方公园要告我了!) [04:37.10]Kids (Unedited Version), The Way I Am, Kids (Unedited Version), Eminem, The Way I Am, So don't do drugs (Suck my mother****ing d**k)
孩子们(未删减版), 这就是我, 所以别吸毒(舔老子屌) [04:41.24]so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
这样才够我吸(嬉皮! 该死的!) [04:51.14](So, ****ed up, right now..)
(现在嗨翻了..) [04:54.16]