Ironic (2015 Remaster)-Alanis Morissette

[00:00.000] 作词 : Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard [00:01.000] 作曲 : Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard [00:10.04]An old man turned ninety-eight
一个活到九十八岁的老人 [00:16.86]He won the lottery and died the next day
他中了乐透奖结果第二天就去世了 [00:22.52]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
就像葡萄酒里有只黑色苍蝇 [00:28.19]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
就像迟来了两分钟的死刑赦免 [00:33.14]Isn't it ironic... don't you think?
挺讽刺的，你不这么认为吗？ [00:38.27]It's like rain on your wedding day
就像你结婚的大好日子下雨 [00:43.63]It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像刚买车票就有人要免费载你一程 [00:49.44]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像不听他人言结果吃了亏 [00:55.71]Who would've thought... it figures
谁能设想到，事情会发展成这个样子 [01:01.57]Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
安全至上先生害怕坐飞机 [01:06.66]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
他打包好自己的行李箱，跟他的孩子们吻别 [01:12.34]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
他花了大半辈子才做好乘坐这班飞机的准备 [01:17.75]And as the plane crashed down he thought
当飞机即将坠毁的时候他想 [01:21.15]'Well isn't this nice...
嗯…这样也挺好的吧 [01:23.35]And isn't it ironic... don't you think?
挺讽刺的，你不这么认为吗？ [01:28.76]It's like rain on your wedding day
就像你结婚的大好日子下雨 [01:34.19]It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像刚买车票就有人要免费载你一程 [01:40.00]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像不听他人言结果吃了亏 [01:46.26]Who would've thought... it figures
谁能设想到，事情会发展成这个样子 [01:52.38]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
生活总是会不经意间捉弄你一把 [01:55.54]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
在你觉得一切都没问题的时候 [02:03.43]And life has a funny way of helping you out when
而生活也总会好心地拉你一把 [02:07.18]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows upIn your face
在你感到一切都很糟糕的时候 [02:14.94]A traffic jam when you're already late
快要迟到了，还赶上大堵车 [02:19.99]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
终于能点根烟休息下，才发现此地禁止吸烟 [02:25.72]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
就像你眼前有一万只汤匙，而你需要的是却是一把刀 [02:31.32]It's meeting the man of my dreams
就像遇到了梦中的白马王子 [02:33.79]And then meeting his beautiful wife
却发现他已经有了另一位美丽的公主 [02:37.74]And isn't it ironic... don't you think?
挺讽刺的，你不这么认为吗？ [02:43.35]A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...
讽刺得有点过头了，我真这样觉得 [02:49.18]It's like rain on your wedding day
就像你结婚的大好日子下雨 [02:54.95]It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像刚买车票就有人要免费载你一程 [03:00.37]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像不听他人言结果吃了亏 [03:06.75]Who would've thought... it figures
谁能设想到，事情会发展成这个样子 [03:18.69]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
生活总是会不经意间捉弄你一把 [03:24.03]Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
生活又总是会好心地拉你一把 [03:31.42]Helping you out
好心地拉你那么一把