San Ber'dino-Frank Zappa

[00:09.22]She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago [00:18.26]His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato [00:34.58]She's in love with a boy [00:36.80]From the rodeo [00:38.88]Who pulls the rope on the chute [00:41.12]When they let those suckers go [00:48.73](Yeah-hey! Suckers!) [00:58.52]He got slobberin' drunk at the Palomino [01:07.21]They give him thirty days in San Ber'dino [01:23.56]Well there's forty-four men [01:25.90]Stashed away in Tank "C" [01:28.17]An' there's only one shower [01:30.29]But it don't apply to Bobby [01:47.53]You may think they're [01:49.90]Dumb an' lonely [01:52.18]But you're wrong [01:53.35]'Cause their love is strong [01:56.53]Stacked-up hair [01:58.41]An' a cheap little ring [02:00.68]They don't care [02:02.51]'Cause it don't mean a thing [02:05.09]Looka there . . . [02:09.60]They don't care [02:55.62]Best-est way that [02:57.82]They can feel-o [03:00.24]Out on the highway [03:02.09]Rollin' a wheel-o [03:04.39]He's her Tootsie [03:06.37]She's for real-o [03:08.49]Trailer park heaven [03:10.25]It's a real good deal-o [03:12.72]Real good deal-o [03:14.91]Real good deal-o [03:17.00]Real good deal-o [03:19.00]Real good deal-o [03:33.76]The rest of their lives [03:35.68]In San Ber'dino [03:37.56]Gonna spend the rest of their lives [03:39.54]In San Ber'dino [03:45.39]Gonna spend the rest of their lives [03:47.97]Down in San Ber'dino [03:50.79]Come on with me [03:52.51]Come on with me [03:54.73]Come on with me [03:56.36]Down in San Ber'dino [04:01.74]Just 60 miles, 60 miles [04:04.54]Down the San Ber'dino freeway [04:10.63]They got some dark green air [04:13.01]An' you can choke all day [04:16.45]That's right! [04:18.87]Gonna spend the rest of their lives [04:21.80]Rest of their lives [04:23.88]Rest of their lives [04:27.05]Say now, [04:28.36]Ain't talkin' 'bout Fontana [04:30.43]Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh [04:32.66]Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh [04:34.53]Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh [04:36.65]Ain't talkin' 'bout the Redlands, no no [04:44.58]ZULCH is the auto works [04:52.66]I'm tellin' you [04:53.69]That's where they take [04:54.82]All the cars that they hurt [05:00.89]Come on and let's all go down to San Ber'dino [05:07.78]Ooo-ooo [05:10.42]Ooo-ooo [05:11.99]Ooo-ooo [05:13.50]Let's-a go down down down [05:16.34]Down in San Ber'dino [05:19.54]Wouldja b'lieve it [05:20.67]Wouldja b'lieve it now, come on [05:22.75]San Ber'dino [05:24.67]San Ber'dino [05:26.96]San Ber'dino [05:27.91](Got to call it) [05:29.03]San Ber'dino [05:30.55](C'mere) [05:31.03]San Ber'dino [05:33.55]San Ber'dino [05:35.45]San Ber'dino [05:37.57]San Ber'dino [05:40.39](Oh, God, they all stay there) [05:43.23]The rest of their lives [05:45.24]In San Ber'dino [05:47.70]Oh Bobby, I'm sorry you gotta head like a potato [05:52.18]I really am [05:53.81](Ketchup!)