Dental Care-Owl City

[00:21.14]I brush my teeth
我刷着牙 [00:23.27]and look in the mirror
对着镜子里的我 [00:26.57]And laugh out loud
放声大笑 [00:30.17]as I'm beaming from ear to ear
简直是笑的合不拢嘴 [00:33.86] [00:34.06]I'd rather pick flowers
我宁愿去采花 [00:37.21]instead of fight
而不是像这样“打架”（做思想斗争） [00:40.83]And rather than flaunt my style
更不愿在他面前秀自己 [00:43.33]I'd flash you a smile
我只想甩给他一个笑脸 [00:45.46]Of clean pearly whites
里面的牙齿白如珍珠 [00:49.07] [00:49.91]I've been to the dentist
我去过牙医那儿了 [00:52.01]A thousand times, so I know the drill
数不清多少次 所以我了如指掌 [00:56.12]I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
把头发梳梳好 躺好在牙科椅上 [00:59.13]but somehow I still get the chills
不知怎么的 我还是有点怕 [01:02.92] [01:03.52]Have a seat
“坐下来吧” [01:05.64]He says pleasantly
他和颜悦色地说道 [01:08.85]As he shakes my hand
跟我握了握手 [01:12.20]And practically laughs at me
抱一个礼节性的微笑 [01:15.78] [01:16.00]Open up nice and wide
“张大你的嘴巴哦~” [01:19.22]He says, peering in
他看着我说道 [01:22.72]And with a smirk he says,
然后他假笑了一下 开口说 [01:24.49]"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
“没有合适的了 你就将就一下吧” [01:27.16]As he tries not to grin
他努力着不笑出声来 [01:30.92] [01:31.53]When hygienists leave on long vacations
医生们在放长假的时候 [01:38.54]That's when dentists scream and lose their patience
牙医往往会变得很急躁 没有耐心 [01:45.53] [01:46.01]Talking only brings the toothaches on
话说多了 牙反而更疼 [01:49.21]Because I say the stupidest things
因为我说的事情极其愚蠢 [01:51.82]So if my resolve goes south
所以我如果斗不过他们 [01:54.34]I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
最后就是把这份傲气 随着阿司匹林一起吞下 [01:57.40]And shut my mouth
然后好好闭上我的嘴 [01:59.35] [01:59.80]Golf and alcohol don't mix
打完高尔夫 可千万不能喝酒 [02:02.24]And that's why I don't drink and drive
这就是我“开车不喝酒 喝酒不开车”的原因 [02:05.67]Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
因为啊 万一撞上了我的牙齿 [02:09.17]And hafta kiss my smile goodbye
我就再也笑不起来了 [02:12.67] [02:28.09]I've been to the dentist
我去过牙医那儿无数次了 [02:29.97]A thousand times, so I know the drill
所以我实在太了解 [02:34.21]I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
头发梳梳好 躺好在牙科椅上 [02:37.26]but somehow I still get the chills
但不知怎么回事 我还是打了个冷颤