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[00:00.000] 作词 : Steve Martin
[00:00.082] 作曲 : Steve Martin
[00:00.164]How many people have cats?
这里有几个人养猫？ [00:02.824]1, 2, 3, 4... ok 10
一个 两个 三个 好的十个最多了 [00:05.752]Let me ask you this... do you trust em'?
我问问你 你相信它们吗？ [00:11.856]Because I've gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs and I've gotta get em' right away
因为我在计划买一副猫猫手铐 事不宜迟 [00:16.633]Just the little ones that go around the little front paws...
买那种小小个 能铐住前面两只爪子就行 [00:20.889]Or maybe the manacles of 4 that get all 4 paws
或者 买那种能铐住四只爪子的 [00:24.872]But what a drag I found out my cat was embezzling from me!
因为我发现我家猫在挪用我的资产 [00:28.591]Ya think ya know a cat for 10 years and he pulls something like this
认识他十年了 他突然搞背刺 [00:32.574]Found out while I was away. He would go out to the mailbox
我有一天不在家时意外发现 他会到邮箱前面 [00:36.034]Pick up the checks, take em' down to the bank and cash them...
掏出支票 放到银行存起来 [00:40.017]Disguised... as me
还扮成我的样子 [00:43.998]He had the little kitty arrow through the head
脑袋插一根小猫猫箭矢 [00:51.169]And the little kitty bunny ears
戴一副小猫猫兔耳朵 [00:54.624]I wouldn't have caught him but I went outside to his house where he sleeps
我本来不会正抓现行的 但是我刚好在他屋子外面 [00:56.753]And there was about 3000 dollars worth of cat toys out there!
看到堆了近3000美金的猫猫玩具！ [01:03.120]And you can't return them 'cause they have spit all over em'!
你还不能退货 因为已经被猫猫口水均匀涂抹了一圈！ [01:11.624]So now I'm stuck with 3000 dollars worth of cat toys!
所以 我家里干放着3000美金的猫猫玩具！ [01:16.399]Sure... they're fun...
当然 它们好玩是好玩 [01:20.385]Got the little rubber mouse has a bell inside of it
有那种橡胶小老鼠 里面还塞个铃铛 [01:28.094]Boy I hate it when it goes under the sofa...
它最好不要给我滚到沙发底下 [01:30.217]Whoa! Gimme that! Gimme that! Gimme...
哎呦！还回来！给我！给我……
这里有几个人养猫？ [00:02.824]1, 2, 3, 4... ok 10
一个 两个 三个 好的十个最多了 [00:05.752]Let me ask you this... do you trust em'?
我问问你 你相信它们吗？ [00:11.856]Because I've gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs and I've gotta get em' right away
因为我在计划买一副猫猫手铐 事不宜迟 [00:16.633]Just the little ones that go around the little front paws...
买那种小小个 能铐住前面两只爪子就行 [00:20.889]Or maybe the manacles of 4 that get all 4 paws
或者 买那种能铐住四只爪子的 [00:24.872]But what a drag I found out my cat was embezzling from me!
因为我发现我家猫在挪用我的资产 [00:28.591]Ya think ya know a cat for 10 years and he pulls something like this
认识他十年了 他突然搞背刺 [00:32.574]Found out while I was away. He would go out to the mailbox
我有一天不在家时意外发现 他会到邮箱前面 [00:36.034]Pick up the checks, take em' down to the bank and cash them...
掏出支票 放到银行存起来 [00:40.017]Disguised... as me
还扮成我的样子 [00:43.998]He had the little kitty arrow through the head
脑袋插一根小猫猫箭矢 [00:51.169]And the little kitty bunny ears
戴一副小猫猫兔耳朵 [00:54.624]I wouldn't have caught him but I went outside to his house where he sleeps
我本来不会正抓现行的 但是我刚好在他屋子外面 [00:56.753]And there was about 3000 dollars worth of cat toys out there!
看到堆了近3000美金的猫猫玩具！ [01:03.120]And you can't return them 'cause they have spit all over em'!
你还不能退货 因为已经被猫猫口水均匀涂抹了一圈！ [01:11.624]So now I'm stuck with 3000 dollars worth of cat toys!
所以 我家里干放着3000美金的猫猫玩具！ [01:16.399]Sure... they're fun...
当然 它们好玩是好玩 [01:20.385]Got the little rubber mouse has a bell inside of it
有那种橡胶小老鼠 里面还塞个铃铛 [01:28.094]Boy I hate it when it goes under the sofa...
它最好不要给我滚到沙发底下 [01:30.217]Whoa! Gimme that! Gimme that! Gimme...
哎呦！还回来！给我！给我……