Waiter, Oh Waiter-Stacey Kent

[00:08.06]Waiter, oh, waiter, please come to my rescue
服务生，oh，服务生，快来帮帮我 [00:21.27]I cannot understand a word that's written on this menu
我看不懂菜单上每一个字 [00:26.72]Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine
我吃不太惯这种精美的菜肴 [00:32.46]But what you've handed me is in a language I've never seen.
你递给我的上面的语言我根本没见过 [00:37.73]And the way my companion here keeps gazing over at me
朋友们一直盯着我看的样子 [00:43.40]Makes me feel like I'm drifting further and further out to sea
让我感觉自己飘到了天涯海角 [00:48.91]Everything looks so frightening
一切都是那么振奋人心 [00:51.52]Everything here looks so nice.
这里的一切都是那么美妙 [00:57.39]Oh, waiter, please waiter!
Oh，服务生，拜托了服务生 [01:02.97]I really need your advice.
我真的很需要你的建议 [01:08.72]Waiter, oh, waiter, I feel so embarrassed
服务生，oh，服务生，我感觉好尴尬 [01:14.07]If this is really French it's not the kind they use in Paris
要是真的是法语的话，那一定不是巴黎用的那种 [01:19.73]What is this crab and lobster foam, what's in this cassoulet?
这螃蟹和龙虾泡沫是什么，这卡苏莱砂锅里都是什么 [01:25.04]And my companion's so at home, so terribly au fait.
我的朋友们感觉宾至如归，这真是太对他们胃口 [01:30.54]I need some words of wisdom I need you to take my side
我需要说一点漂亮话，我需要你站在我这边 [01:36.25]For very soon I know will come the moment to decide
因为我知道很快就到了决定的时候 [01:41.55]Won't you help me through this menu
你愿意帮我在菜单上看看吗 [01:44.21]Won't you please just catch my eye
就让我目不转睛好了呀 [01:50.35]So waiter,oh, waiter!
所以服务生啊，oh，服务生 [01:55.31]Please help me out tonight.
今晚一定要帮帮我 [02:01.02]Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human,too
穿着紧绷燕尾服的你一定是热心的啊 [02:06.65]You'll have had your days of heartache
你会有心痛的日子 [02:09.47]And days when your dreams came true
也会有梦想实现的时候 [02:14.95]So, waiter oh, waiter! Please help me out tonight.
服务生，oh，服务生，今晚一定要帮帮我 [03:19.39]Waiter, oh, waiter please come to my rescue
服务生，oh，服务生，快来帮帮我 [03:24.51]Oh let this be the sort of thing your service can extend to.
就把这个当做是你的额外服务好了 [03:30.15]Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine
我吃不太惯这种精美的菜肴 [03:35.46]But this menu is as baffling as anything I've ever seen.
这份菜单是我见过最令人头疼的 [03:40.92]And the way he looks across at me with his sardonic gaze
他用一种嘲讽的眼神望着我 [03:46.59]Makes me feel I'm drifting further out into the choppy waves
我感觉内心波涛汹涌 [03:52.08]Everything looks so frightening, everything here looks so nice.
一切都是那么让人激动，这里的一切都是那么美妙 [04:00.64]Oh, waiter, please waiter!
Oh，服务生，拜托了服务员先生 [04:06.24]I really need your advice
我真得需要你的建议 [04:12.10]Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too
穿着紧绷燕尾服的你一定是热心的啊 [04:17.24]You'll have had your days of heartbreak
你会有心痛的日子 [04:20.12]And days when your dreams came true
也会有梦想实现的时候