Love Rant [Dialogue]-Nick Helm/Elliot Speller-Gillott

[00:00.30]Do you have a girlfriend?
你有女朋友吗 [00:01.15]No. You have to be in love to have a girlfriend
没有 你得先爱上某人才能让她做你女朋友 [00:02.64]Let me tell you about love
让我来告诉你爱是什么 [00:04.32]When you're in love, it feels like you're walking on water
当你陷入恋情时，就感觉你在水上行走 [00:07.33]and then you realise
当你惊觉时 [00:08.25]Oh, hang on, I'm not walking on water
噢，等等，我不是在水上行走 [00:09.80]I'm actually drowning
事实上我是溺水了 [00:11.23]Then a shark bites off your foot and you go, "AH! AH! MY FOOT!"
然后鲨鱼咬你的脚你叫道 啊 啊 我的脚 [00:15.66]Then another shark comes along
这时另一条鲨鱼过来了 [00:16.83]and it goes straight for your cock and balls!
直接过来你的 [00:18.89]And you're going "Save me! Somebody, save me!"
你说 救我 谁来救我 救我 [00:21.81]Then a seagull plucks you out of the water and you think
接着海鸥把你叼走而且你会想 [00:24.71]I'm saved! I'm saved!
我得救了 我得救了 [00:26.31]and then he drops you on to the jagged rocks
然后他把你扔到锯齿状的岩石上 [00:28.76]and you explode like a rotten watermelon
你就像腐烂的西瓜炸了 [00:31.20]and there's blood and guts and broken bones everywhere
血和肠子还有残破的骨头四处飞溅 [00:34.25]and you think "Well, at least it couldn't get any worse
你会想 好吧 至少情况不会更糟糕了 [00:36.84]And then that is when the hyenas come along and eat you up
接着会有土狼过来把你吃了 [00:40.29]and you know what you end up being then, Errol?
最后你知道是什么了吧，Errol？ [00:42.40]Do you know what you end up being then?
你知道你最后结果会怎样吗 [00:43.86]Just a steaming pile of hyena ****. That's love
就是一堆土狼屎 这就是爱 [00:46.03]