A Boozehound Name Barney-The Simpsons

[00:00.50]Shary Bobbins:It's eight o'clock, children. Time for bed. [00:02.27]Lisa:But we're not sleepy. [00:03.48]Bart:Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins. [00:05.25]Lisa:Yes, sing us a song! [00:06.83]Shary Bobbins:I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox! Oh, all right. [00:19.31]In front of a tavern, [00:23.84]Flat on his face, [00:27.35]A boozehound named Barney [00:30.64]Is pleading his case. [00:37.81]Barney:Buy me a beer, [00:41.60]Two bucks a glass. [00:45.16]Come on, help me, [00:48.32]I'm freezing my ass! [00:52.32]Buy me brandy, [00:55.22]A snifter of wine. [00:59.54]Who am I kidding? [01:03.38]I'll drink turpentine. [01:09.99]Moe:Move it, ya drunk, [01:13.31]Or I'll blast your rear end! [01:17.18]Barney:I've found two bucks. [01:20.10]Moe:Then come in, my friend. [01:27.19]Shary Bobbins:And so, let us leave, [01:31.70]On this heartwarming scene. [01:35.98]Bart:Can I be a boozehound? [01:41.49]Homer:Not till you're fifteen.