The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson: No Regards/You're Checkin'-The Simpsons

[00:03.99]Lisa:Kickin' It: A Musical Journey Through the Betty Ford Center. [00:07.59]Marge:You know, when I was a girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience. [00:14.47]Actor 1:How do you find the defendant? [00:16.43]Actress 1:He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent... [00:20.68]Actor 2:Freaked-out behavior both chronic and recent... [00:24.50]Ensemble:Drinking and driving, narcotics posession... [00:27.30]Actor 2:And that's just page one of this ten-page confession. [00:33.30]Actor 1:I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us, [00:36.83]But this is L.A. and you're rich and famous. [00:48.93]Actor 3:I'm checkin' in. [00:50.86]Ensemble:He's checkin' in. [00:52.59]Actor 3:I'm checkin' in. [00:53.90]Ensemble:Checkin', checkin' in. [00:54.96]Actor 3:mnm [00:55.44]No more pills or alcohol, [00:58.30]No more pot or demerol, [01:01.65]No more stinkin' fun at all. [01:04.66]I'm checkin' in. [01:09.43]Ensemble:He's checkin' in. [01:12.41]He's checkin' in. [01:15.23]Actor 4:No more lookin' pale and thin, [01:18.40]No more bugs beneath your skin. [01:21.28]Actor 3:Hey, that's just my aspirin! [01:24.47]Ensemble:Chuck it out! [01:26.95]You're checkin' in! [01:34.73]Bart:When I grow up, I wanna be in the Betty Ford Center. [01:37.57]Marge:Better start saving now, it's very expensive. [01:40.63]Lisa:Shh! They're strapping down Liza Minnelli.